The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[phantom4533]

Is that a Doug Stanhope quotation? Love that guy.

Nope. That's just me quoting me.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Nope. That's just me quoting me.

Ah...the best kind of quotation.

 

[NHKitty]

I had such a Happy Saturday.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Bettys GB Head Harem

http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u450/chrisbbg1970/Stuff/BettysGBHarim2_zpsd1798bee.jpg

 

[yossi]

Apparently we're in for 6-10 inches. I hope this turns out to be nothing like that last snow storm, but I should go to the grocery store just in case I guess.

 

[lovetoread]

His being called a daft cunt was awesome.

 

[dolf]

http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u450/chrisbbg1970/Stuff/BettysGBHarim2_zpsd1798bee.jpg

fuck off.

 

[Wings]

What would we do for entertainment without our personal grievances in this place?

 

[pointless]

and my cold is apparently pretty much over. it didn't even last a week or get past the point that it was anything more than kind of annoying. not that i'm complaining, mind you. i just find it weird especially since the bastards i caught it from seemed to think it was the end of the world. of course, maybe i'm just the dawn of new kind of man, the over man, if you will. that'd be neat. oh and you should totally fear me and shit. my reign over you lesser humans will be terrible, so don't act like i didn't warn you.

 

[yossi]

I want to have a food fight like they had in Hook. Most colorful and glorious food fight ever.

 

[unregistered]

 

[yossi]

I want to have a food fight with Yossi.

During school lunch I used to day dream about one breaking out. I don't know why.

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/ZpGF5JU.gif?1

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

during my school lunches i used to wonder why the hell ketchup smelled so bad in mass quantities.

 

[Wife of Bath]

http://imgur.com/ZpGF5JU.gif?1

hahaha. ha. Love.

 

[Saint Peter]

That was the weirdest lunch of all time.

 

[unregistered]

 

[NHKitty]

Numerous people I know passed me by as I shoveled, chipped and chiseled out my mailbox from the frozen snowbank.
Suddenly, a big Chevy with a plow stopped (I thought for traffic). Inside were two "good 'ole boys" that I didn't know. They offered to take a wing shot or two and clear it out for me.
Soooooooo awesome!
I ran into the house and got them a $20, which they tried to refuse...but when I told them to go get a couple of beers...they seemed happy.

Life is good.

 

[Saint Peter]

So you wouldn't want to have a food fight with Yossi and me?

I ain't scared.

 

[islandman]

http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u450/chrisbbg1970/Stuff/BettysGBHarim2_zpsd1798bee.jpg

That is seriously creepy.

 

[toubab]

He's not short. I'm over 6 feet and he was taller than I am.

You're over six feet? By how much?

 

[Not Normal]

I want to have a food fight like they had in Hook. Most colorful and glorious food fight ever.

I want to have a food fight with Yossi.

I'm in, as long as it isn't at my house.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/ed432e2479599bf39eb03ddea715387e/tumblr_ninrqveOSn1r71pypo1_500.jpg

 

[Que]

Of the 1300 miles between picking up Mom and dropping her at my brother's the very worst was 20 miles of LA. Four hours to go that distance put us behind and added a day in the car with Mom to my life.

I don't think I will ever voluntarily go through LA ever again.