The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Fata Morgana]

Aah Joe Walsh is on Sky Arts.

 

[evesdream]

Are you saying that eyer just needs a damn good shagging? But who would volunteer?

Can't turn around in this place anymore without bumping into another Dessi post about eyer.

Anyhow, we had that thread already a couple of years ago. I volunteered at that time, but I don't think he would have me.

 

[pointless]

wonderful. i've apparently entered the phase in my cold where i have to look out for streams of snot making a jail break from my nose. i suppose today would be a bad day to change my pillow case.

 

[Fata Morgana]

ann?



.

It'd be like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

 

[Fata Morgana]

wonderful. i've apparently entered the phase in my cold where i have to look out for streams of snot making a jail break from my nose. i suppose today would be a bad day to change my pillow case.

You're nostrilly fixated today my good man!

 

[Not Normal]

Are you saying that eyer just needs a damn good shagging? But who would volunteer?

I'm not referring to eyer at all. Some dude with 16 posts has gotten really pissy and has asked for my address so he can fly to my town and kick my ass. This is all because I asked to please learn to use capital letters and the space bar in his posts.

His PMs on the matter are comedy gold!!!

 

[Sean]

I haven't put the moron on iggy. His PMs are priceless.

What's really funny, is that I checked out his posts and I realized why he's such angry person. He can't face his own sexuality. Its sad really.

He sends you PMs? Lol.

 

[Jennifer]

Aah Joe Walsh is on Sky Arts.

Isn't strange to hear him speak now that he is sober? You can actually understand him.

 

[Fata Morgana]

He sends you PMs? Lol.

Cock pics.

 

[rimmy]

It'd be like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

And now I can never watch that movie again.

Thanks, cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Isn't strange to hear him speak now that he is sober? You can actually understand him.

Yes! He's lovely. Stevie Nicks once said he was the love of her life and not Lindsey Buckingham.

 

[Jennifer]

Yes! He's lovely. Stevie Nicks once said he was the love of her life and not Lindsey Buckingham.

I Lindsey Buckingham. He could finger pick me anytime.

 

[Saint Peter]

HELP!!!

It is snowing in Denver. Snow flakes from the sky are falling on the ground. Should we call the news? Should we cancel school and put the National Guard on stand by?

Hold me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I Lindsey Buckingham. He could finger pick me anytime.

Aye me too. When he does that very dramatic guitar solo during So Afraid I cream my silks verily.

 

[Saint Peter]

Is Lindsey Buckingham the piano player or the blonde with big tits?

 

[islandman]

The creator of Nutella has passed.

At least now I know that there will be Nutella in heaven when I get there.

 

[yossi]

The piano with big tits!

 

[Sean]

Is Lindsey Buckingham the piano player or the blonde with big tits?

She was the mum in the oxo family.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm not referring to eyer at all. Some dude with 16 posts has gotten really pissy and has asked for my address so he can fly to my town and kick my ass. This is all because I asked to please learn to use capital letters and the space bar in his posts.

His PMs on the matter are comedy gold!!!

Oh, I am sorry - I was confused. Hope you two make up and be friendly!

 

[Saint Peter]

The piano with big tits!

I love that one.

 

[islandman]

Denver is evidently populated by pussies these days.

 

[Not Normal]

He sends you PMs? Lol.

Not eyer, some dumbass noob.

Oh, I am sorry - I was confused. Hope you two make up and be friendly!

I doubt that will happen. I can't stomach stupid people.

Is Lindsey Buckingham the piano player or the blonde with big tits?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Fata Morgana]

She was the mum in the oxo family.

And a Loose Woman.

 

[DesEsseintes]

And a Loose Woman.

I would watch that show if you, Garnate and dolf were on it. It would be superb.

 

[Saint Peter]

HELP!!

It is still snowing. My moped is rear wheel drive. My hipster hoodie is not keeping my ears warm.