The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Noor]

Oh yeah, I also accidently covered myself and the kitchen with whipped creamed, KItchen floor washing tomorrow. However, I want to go out, hmm...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh yeah, I also accidently covered myself and the kitchen with whipped creamed, KItchen floor washing tomorrow. However, I want to go out, hmm...

This is...kinda...erotical...Noor...

...whipped cream covered body, hmmmmmm....

 

[Noor]

This is...kinda...erotical...Noor...

...whipped cream covered body, hmmmmmm....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RUOGWCWHjwc/hqdefault.jpg

Essential soul classics on a Valentine's night: Patrice Rushen's "You Remind Me"

I can recall a certain magic in your eyes
I'm under your spell each time that you appear
A kiss so passionate that has me mesmerized
I fall more in love each time that you are near

Star light, star bright
Your love shines near or far just like
The brightest star
Sweet things you do
It sets my heart aglow
And I want you to know

They remind me
I'm lucky I'm falling
In love with you darling
Remind me
I'm lucky I'm falling
In love with you darling

You hold me close and whisper soft and low
Those three little words that mean so much to me
You know how to make my feelings show
We're just like a song in perfect harmony

You remind me
I'm lucky I'm falling
In love with you darling
Remind me
I'm lucky I'm falling
In love with you darling
Remind me,
I'm lucky I'm falling
In love with you darling
Remind me
I'm lucky I'm falling
In love with you darling

You whisper soft and low
Touch me hold me,
don't let me go
I love you so
That magic in your eyes
Looked right through me
I'm hypnotized, mesmerized
You whisper soft and low
Touch me hold me,
don't let me go
I love you so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUOGWCWHjwc

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm waiting.

 

[girlsmiley]

Thank you.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Very gnomic, girlsmiley! Did we ever find out what was the terrible thread? I'm asking for a friend, obvs.

 

[DesEsseintes]

A double sighting of 'Females' threads! It's been a while. Always makes me think that the poster has read about the existence of women but can't quite believe it.

 

[girlsmiley]

Very gnomic, girlsmiley! Did we ever find out what was the terrible thread? I'm asking for a friend, obvs.

A friend, huh?

No, we didn't.

I did, however, find out why my thread was removed.

I didn't see the big deal, but meh. Life is too short to give a shit about a silly thread.

 

[dolf]

sunny sunday.

 

[dolf]

''Still, what do you expect of a society whose priorities are so self-loathingly out of whack that there are 300 HMRC employees investigating tax evasion of over £70bn, and 3,250 Department of Work and Pensions bods chasing down £1.2bn of benefit fraud.''

 

[DesEsseintes]

''Still, what do you expect of a society whose priorities are so self-loathingly out of whack that there are 300 HMRC employees investigating tax evasion of over £70bn, and 3,250 Department of Work and Pensions bods chasing down £1.2bn of benefit fraud.''

I read that exact same sentence yesterday and did a huge intake of breath. Sometimes this government doesn't even bother to pretend about its priorities any more, does it?

Was it your eyer thread, girlsmiley? Did he run crying to Laurel? I got the distinct impression no-one was taking it seriously anyway, except me.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yeah my thread.

I don't know anything about anyone running to Laurel.

She was very nice. You know, considerate.

No biggie. Night.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I read that exact same sentence yesterday and did a huge intake of breath. Sometimes this government doesn't even bother to pretend about its priorities any more, does it?

Was it your eyer thread, girlsmiley? Did he run crying to Laurel? I got the distinct impression no-one was taking it seriously anyway, except me.

There's been a lot more offensive threads than that on here. Your tea thread for one. Some sick fucking shit in there.

 

[dolf]

I read that exact same sentence yesterday and did a huge intake of breath. Sometimes this government doesn't even bother to pretend about its priorities any more, does it?

the vilification of the poor. nope, they don't even pretend.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is this better?

She was a hard dame. You could see that the second she walked into my office.
"You any good?" she said as she leered at my pear shaped physique.
"Meh. I get the job done. No frills. You want a pretty boy? Go somewhere else." I stared right back at her and saw the corner of her lip curl just a fraction. I knew I had her.
"Someone's stolen my cheese. Some festering postule of a human being is sinking his teeth into my babies." She cried.
She wasn't attractive in the conventional sense. She had the height and girth of Dame Judi Dench and her face looked
like a mix between Janet Reno and Pat Sejak. Somehow she made it work. "I ain't cheap."
"That's not what your suit says." she snapped back.

You write like Danielle Steel. You sexy fuck.

 

[DesEsseintes]

There's been a lot more offensive threads than that on here. Your tea thread for one. Some sick fucking shit in there.

That video I posted of jasmine tea slowly unfurling was erotic, not pornographic, I'll have you know. There was artistic lighting and everything.

 

[DesEsseintes]

You write like Danielle Steel. You sexy fuck.

You and Rimmy should do a General Board RP thread. It would become the most-read thing ever.

 

[Saint Peter]

Magnolia Thunder-Pussy was a better fit.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Magnolia Thunder-Pussy was a better fit.

Tighter, you mean?

 

[Saint Peter]

Tighter, you mean?

They make 'em like that???

 

[toubab]

Jojo

Boz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpVZ7DW8psg

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saint Peter]

Harsh!

 

[DesEsseintes]

They make 'em like that???

Ever since Canky made a special request.