The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[rimmy]

Are you a basic bro?

That was funny. The sad part is we've all known someone like that. I'm sure some of the people here are like that.

coughsmoovecough

 

[dolf]

I want what I shouldn't.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10981846_10153081697504914_6214680795902680378_n.jpg?oh=6fe328185fbe80492b3ac56963242e04&oe=558DA16B&__gda__=1431862798_7c9fd9fec82a5d459c750a9edf4212d1

"Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, 'Oh hi, Mark.'"

 

[pointless]

I want what I shouldn't.

as do we all.

 

[cleaver]

bob picked a number
so he wouldn't have to choose one with a face

he was serious this time,
but couldn't let any of them know.

call.

he could use a call.

ahhhh, right........

 

[dolf]

as do we all.

chocolate for breakfast, playing hooky, and blowing an entire month' income on sex toys?

 

[pointless]

yeah, those are good.

though, as a guy, the sex toy choices are limited and a lot of them are kinda creepy.

 

[dolf]

yeah, those are good.

though, as a guy, the sex toy choices are limited and a lot of them are kinda creepy.

I don't know what you mean.

 

[pointless]

exactly. sex dolls are a lot like fucking a corpse. well, i would imagine, anyway.

to be clear: i've never fucked a corpse. i do have standards.

 

[dolf]

she wasn't dead... yet?

 

[thør]

exactly. sex dolls are a lot like fucking a corpse. well, i would imagine, anyway.

to be clear: i've never fucked a corpse. i do have standards.

So, she was breathing.....

 

[pointless]

no comment.

 

[Bent]

no comment.

This is pointless.

 

[cleaver]

must have been a rather memorable fuck
for you to still care so...

no one there still
to send you a card?

how droll...

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*clicks on the link, and looks at what they offer men-*


When I first picked up a Germaine Greer book, I was taken aback by the photographs of sculptures and paintings that reduced a female body to its most basic components.

I was puzzled by a sculpture that I found in a modern art museum.

Two balls, ( breasts ? ) on the top of the sculpture.
The middle consisted of a larger ball.
(The torso. It had an indentation representing a vaginal opening.)

At the bottom of the sculpture, were two balls, that matched the balls on top of the sculpture.

The balls were made of something that gave the balls the appearance of being smooth, shining and featureless.

The top and the bottom, were interchangeable, except for the vaginal opening.

The next sculpture, done by the same person, was a nearly identical sculpture. It was lying down. There was no vaginal opening.

The top and the bottom were identical.

One sculpture was named "Torso, and one was named "Doll."
Which, was which ?

Featureless spheres. Round breasts where her head should be.
Buttocks with no legs ?
Breasts and buttocks, are interchangeable ?

 

[Not Normal]

Can't remember which thread it was but someone said they had seen Heart singing with the Foo Fighters on Letterman. Just watched it on youtube. Top stuff and Ann Wilson looks gorgeous.

That was great. The Foos were on for a week, and had different guests. The one with Rick Neilson is pretty great too. I think they do Stiff Competition.

I don't know what you mean.

 

[Littlefinger]

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"Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, 'Oh hi, Mark.'"

Lol!

 

[pointless]

don't worry about it.

 

[Not Normal]

Can people PM you if you have them on ignore?

 

[lovetoread]

You wouldnt see the response though.

 

[Not Normal]

You wouldnt see the response though.

Interesting. I won't put the noob on ignore just yet then.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Can people PM you if you have them on ignore?

It's not like Twitter where you have an absolute lockout on their account that they can see, but you wouldn't be reading them, I think.

 

[Noor]

Getting home after midnight from this night's events and wanting to take a shower only to find FROZEN PIPES! Over an hour later pipes unfrozen but may just brush teeth and wash up. It's never a dull moment around here

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There are not many guys who can break their own heart.
They have to have a heart for starters.

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I should not have eaten those Cadbury mini eggs.

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All in all today was a good day, even if a bit bittersweet.

 

[gravyrug]

Roses are crispy,
Violets play hockey.
I’m thinking those mushrooms
Were not shiitake.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.centrictv.com/content/dam/centric/whats-good/soulsessions/2012/05/02/AngelaBofill.jpg

Essential soul classics on a Valentine's night: Angela Bofill's "I Try"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UNlTDhkRCQ

"You know that I tried to be with you.
You know that I wanted to see it through.
You know that I needed to make you mine.
It was only a matter of time."