The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[gotsnowgotslush]

Who is the OP of this thread, that is so truly awful ?

(I may have that OP on ignore.)

 

[Fata Morgana]

Two nights in a row I can't fucking sleep.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Who is the OP of this thread, that is so truly awful ?

(I may have that OP on ignore.)

Thrope's? Maybe.

 

[Killswitch]

Two nights in a row I can't fucking sleep.

You miss me.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

You miss me.

Nincompoop.

 

[rimmy]

Two nights in a row I can't fucking sleep.

Want me to read you a bedtime story?

 

[Killswitch]

Nincompoop.

Well it's sunday so hang out for a bit then crash again.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Want me to read you a bedtime story?

Yes please. Will it involve ketchup and Irish dance?

 

[rimmy]

Yes please. Will it involve ketchup and Irish dance?

How about we start with a little nursery rhyme to start us off?

The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

Feeling better yet?

 

[cleaver]

there were four pigs
who ran into the burning house
to snuffle
for chunks of nourishment...

we watched and wondered
and
waited
to see
which fat fuck emerged
smelling of bacon
and
vociferously unrepentant

the same (with different wordings)
could go
for rats
or roaches
or shut-ins

 

[Fata Morgana]

How about we start with a little nursery rhyme to start us off?

The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

Feeling better yet?

I hope a huge fucking spider climbs up your spout. Cunt.

 

[girlsmiley]

Thrope's? Maybe.

Guess we'll never know.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Can't remember which thread it was but someone said they had seen Heart singing with the Foo Fighters on Letterman. Just watched it on youtube. Top stuff and Ann Wilson looks gorgeous.

 

[pointless]

i will be your sherpa up the mountain.

of gayness.

yeah, zack and miri is a stupid movie, but it has its moments.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Ok so I was drinking homemade wine from the Ukraine earlier this evening and I drank some very good Czech beer. So maybe My thinking is a bit skewed. I think You folks are missing the bigger picture about the collection of little mona heads. Take a real good look at them.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=65195467&postcount=1060

The one right of center, Totally looks like Garnate. Lipstick shade, hair color, hair length, right down to the hoop earings.

Now go 2 heads to the left of the Garnate head, with some hair color it could be a ringer for Horgina's AV pic. I even see one that resembles wings. He's not collecting just mona heads, he's assembling a harem of GB females. Too funny

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ok so I was drinking homemade wine from the Ukraine earlier this evening and I drank some very good Czech beer. So maybe My thinking is a bit skewed. I think You folks are missing the bigger picture about the collection of little mona heads. Take a real good look at them.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=65195467&postcount=1060

The one right of center, Totally looks like Garnate. Lipstick shade, hair color, hair length, right down to the hoop earings.

Now go 2 heads to the left of the Garnate head, with some hair color it could be a ringer for Horgina's AV pic. I even see one that resembles wings. He's not collecting just mona heads, he's assembling a harem of GB females. Too funny

You might be on to summat. There's a recently shaved one too.

 

[snugglestruggle]

You might be on to summat. There's a recently shaved one too.

That was a waste of a good mouthful O' beer ! :wipes screen:

 

[Fata Morgana]

That was a waste of a good mouthful of beer ! :wipes screen:

Oh my god! I'm going to make a Kojak doll.

 

[dolf]

nasty.

 

[rimmy]

I hope a huge fucking spider climbs up your spout. Cunt.

Is this better?

She was a hard dame. You could see that the second she walked into my office.
"You any good?" she said as she leered at my pear shaped physique.
"Meh. I get the job done. No frills. You want a pretty boy? Go somewhere else." I stared right back at her and saw the corner of her lip curl just a fraction. I knew I had her.
"Someone's stolen my cheese. Some festering postule of a human being is sinking his teeth into my babies." She cried.
She wasn't attractive in the conventional sense. She had the height and girth of Dame Judi Dench and her face looked
like a mix between Janet Reno and Pat Sejak. Somehow she made it work. "I ain't cheap."
"That's not what your suit says." she snapped back.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Oh my god! I'm going to make a Kojak doll.

Then you'll be needing to drink this and shout OPA after every shot.http://www.luekensliquors.com/images/Ouzo-Metaxa-lg.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Look online- There is most likely a Kojak doll, out there.

My view of the woods, is beautiful. Brings Vermont, to mind.

Perg! ( auto correct insists on substituting perv. hah )

If you have as much snow as we have, where you are, it must be beautiful beyond freaking words.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Not I

Are you a basic bro?

 

[cleaver]

she did her good god damned-ist
not to become a meme
but...

the allure was just too fucking compelling...

self-cheapened.
what a crying shame.


parade-out the next one...

we are hungered.