look what i got on valentines day!

[dolf]

it is a thing of beauty. there will be updates

 

[thør]

it is a thing of beauty. there will be updates

That's a big-ass hook.

Barbless for catch and release.

 

[butters]

it is a thing of beauty. there will be updates

st petey, kybele, or you know who?

happy valentines day, dolf - nuthin' says love more than an arse-hook (they say)

 

[bluebell]

It's the most beautifulest asshook ever.

 

[dolf]

hand crafted by pervy st pete. he has skills.

 

[Tathagata]

It's the most beautifulest asshook ever.

It should come with a matching asshat

 

[neci]

i am taken away by the seamless welds and the double ball. tis a thing of beauty. my your ass enjoy the shit out of it.

 

[jeninifer]

lol @ catch and release

Seriously, I need someone to explain to me how this is used.

... and by explain, I mean show me.

 

[Tathagata]

i am taken away by the seamless welds and the double ball. tis a thing of beauty. may your ass enjoy the shit out of it.

Nicely phrased

 

[Killswitch]

i am taken away by the seamless welds and the double ball. tis a thing of beauty. my your ass enjoy the shit out of it.

No offense but it looks like it was done by an amateur. Not bad but I know some fabulous fabricators and magicians with metal.

 

[bluebell]

hand crafted by pervy st pete. he has skills.

Pervy Petey, the Hook Handler.

It should come with a matching asshat

I thought asshats were usually people?

 

[Tathagata]

I thought asshats were usually people?

and??

 

[neci]

Nicely phrased

*curtsey*

 

[Not Normal]

Nicely phrased

I noticed that too.

 

[dolf]

neci is a poet

 

[bluebell]

and??

And. Who the fuck gets to be dolf's asshat? THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. FFS.

 

[Tathagata]

*curtsey*

I was going to say Buckskin Betty says..

 

[Tathagata]

And. Who the fuck gets to be dolf's asshat? THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. FFS.

I'm sure there's an exhaustive and intrusive application process...but i can put in a good word for you if you'd like.

 

[neci]

buckskin betty would need a big ol hook for her ass.

 

[bluebell]

I'm sure there's an exhaustive and intrusive application process...but i can put in a good word for you if you'd like.

I think we all know it's going to be Garnate. Why fight the power? We'll just beg for videos later.

buckskin betty would need a big ol hook for her ass.

I bet she Knows A Guy.