The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

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I didn't recognize any of the people in that picture except Anna Wintour. I may be more out of touch than I realized.

I'm comfortable with that. :)
 
It's the End of the World as We Know It by REM with the first few moments of Roman Holiday. Priceless.
 
Surely you didn't think I didn't recognize her. Surely.

It'd make more sense than you believing Jay and Rihanna are secret lovers. Surely you are not that easily gullible.

Not only is this rumor seriously beyond sell-by date nor is there any benefit for all involved to have it going on, but neither Rih would allow herself to be a visible #2 nor would Bey put up with having her sit nearby at the same function.

I know you've only followed them superficially and not from jump street, which is why you believe this. Pro tip: use fresh ingredients before making your sandwiches, Tooby. :D
 
It'd make more sense than you believing Jay and Rihanna are secret lovers. Surely you are not that easily gullible.

Not only is this rumor seriously beyond sell-by date nor is there any benefit for all involved to have it going on, but neither Rih would allow herself to be a visible #2 nor would Bey put up with having her sit nearby at the same function.

I know you've only followed them superficially and not from jump street, which is why you believe this. Pro tip: use fresh ingredients before making your sandwiches, Tooby. :D

Did my eyes deceive me when I thought I saw Solange Knowles try to kick Jay's ass in an elevator with Bey standing right there watching? Did Jay's bodyguard save his ass from a vicious beating by an enraged sister? Was Solange pissed off out of her mind? Did I get it wrong that she accused Jay of cheating on Bey with a certain Miss R? Does it make sense she would do that for no reason?
 
Did my eyes deceive me when I thought I saw Solange Knowles try to kick Jay's ass in an elevator with Bey standing right there watching? Did Jay's bodyguard save his ass from a vicious beating by an enraged sister? Was Solange pissed off out of her mind? Did I get it wrong that she accused Jay of cheating on Bey with a certain Miss R? Does it make sense she would do that for no reason?

It wasn't Rihanna she accused him of fucking. The Rihanna rumor is about a decade old.
 
How do you all know all this stuff? Have I missed some secret briefings? Who are these people?
 
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Not only is she gorgeous, but she's soft, fluffy, and loves to be petted and cuddled. I hit the kitty jack pot.
 
It's such a crapshoot finding a cat that likes to cuddle. If they all cuddled I'd own 40 and be the saddest, most awesome cat lady in the world.
 
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