The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

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[Saint Peter]

You are paying somebody to set your tub?



Do you pay somebody to chew your food, too?

 

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[Saint Peter]

A man has to know his limitations...

 

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[Saint Peter]

Well, carrying a couple of hundred pound tub exceeds mine.


Plus, it's my way of stimulating the economy.

Now I'm hungry.

I will get right on chewing this burger for you as soon as I finish this dip of Skoal.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have to get that fucker off my clipboard.

 

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[neci]

I love bunnies.

That's just fucking fabulous.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm gonna have to teach him how to lit.

 

[Tathagata]

Abraham and Isaac?

God stopped him.

Also as a personal point, I don't take everything in the Bible as "factual"

 

[1HF]

You two. Adorable.


You. You will be eating breakfast.


And yayyyyy for the weekend.

 

[Lorilei]

I love bunnies.

http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/l-Laughing-rabbit-finds-you-funny.jpg

 

[phantom4533]

Yummy

 

[RobDownSouth]

Jimmy Buffett tickets, Row C. May 28th.

Now all I gotta do is find a date!

 

[Farrah]

Everyone is so chipper and friendly and also so insightful this morning! It must be the bunnies! I likey.

 

[Farrah]

If I see one more FB post RE: Fifty Shades of Grey, I will chipperishly slit my own throat.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Every time I have my BP took I think my arm will explode very dramatically like the bloke's head in Scanners.

 

[Lorilei]

If I see one more FB post RE: Fifty Shades of Grey, I will chipperishly slit my own throat.

I really hope it flops so I don't have to hear about it ever again.

 

[Farrah]

I really hope it flops so I don't have to hear about it ever again.

I think it's going to be every bit as awful as we assume it will be, but I still think it will be a box office success. I'm basing this on the number of people on my FB who went to the midnight showing last night. And these are the folks who made the cut after I went on a recent FB cleaning spree. Like, actual friends. It's a sad day for me.

 

[thør]

I love bunnies.

Fried, and then, bathed in sweet and sour.

Yummm.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Every time I have my BP took I think my arm will explode very dramatically like the bloke's head in Scanners.

Every time I get mine taken, I end up with bruises on my arm.

 

[thør]

They taste like chicken.

But more protein than chicken.

 

[Lorilei]

I think it's going to be every bit as awful as we assume it will be, but I still think it will be a box office success. I'm basing this on the number of people on my FB who went to the midnight showing last night. And these are the folks who made the cut after I went on a recent FB cleaning spree. Like, actual friends. It's a sad day for me.

Ugh.

 

[dolf]

I may have gotten myself out of watching it, by ranting feminism at her in a way that is sure to stop the film giving her chap ideas.