Can women not smell themselves!?

[Saint Peter]

You said it smelled like money, ones and fives don't smell as good as hundreds.

No.

You use your grandpa's sock?

Yes.

 

[Never]

You said it smelled like money, ones and fives don't smell as good as hundreds.

You use your grandpa's sock?

Digging him up to get it took work, but that scent of camphor and tobacco smoke always brings back the best memories.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not going to lie. I used to go down on my girlfriend at the end of the day, and she wasn't always like a fresh irish spring. It never bothered me.

Besides, a few minutes licking with enough saliva and it's clean.

If you'll note, I was calling the fresh vag lovers the freaks. I think most people prefer them boiling and smelling like truffles.

 

[eyer]

I'm probably going to sound like a pompous ass here but seriously ladies can you not tell when you have that "not so fresh" feeling!? Do you not check for it after every visit to the ladies room?

I am one if those lucky gals who could run a marathon after i haven't showered in two days go rock climbing then get eaten at the precipice and garner rave reviews. Call it luck, good genetics, good normal hygiene I don't know .. It is what it is.

But for the ladies who are not so lucky DO YOU NOT NOTICE OR JUST NOT CARE? A great friend of mine ruined me on women for the last ten years because of this and stubble. *shivers*

The vagina is an amazing creation the requires very little upkeep if you do it right. If you think I'm talking to you .. Than I am. For sure. Go read up on it so I don't have to make excuses to my poor 5 year old on a particularly long elevator ride. I thought I had it bad .. Imagine his seat for the show? Poor kid.

Check. Recheck. Have your man check. Have your best friend check. I don't care as long as someone does before you leave the house!!!

(And no one of your 30 cats probably isn't qualified, which i suspect may be the real problem here. )

You could've just sent Lady Funk a PM, you know.

 

[Saint Peter]

Digging him up to get it took work, but that scent of camphor and tobacco smoke always brings back the best memories.

Old Spice and Camel ciggies.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You could've just sent Lady Funk a PM, you know.

See what I mean?

 

[Killswitch]

Smells like money!

Daisys does.

 

[Killswitch]

I rinse a lot but rarely wash except with cetaphil

Isn't that mouthwash?

 

[pointless]

Old Spice and Camel ciggies.

classic blend or that shitty new blend they came out with a few years ago?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

My 30 cats are lying to me?

Ms Lillith???

 

[Killswitch]

My mom smoked camel non filters or Luckys if they were out of camels. I know because I was run to the store and get me cigs boy.

 

[Saint Peter]

classic blend or that shitty new blend they came out with a few years ago?

Old school with no filters.

All the people in his life that told him to stop smoking because it was going to kill him were dead when he was still alive and kicking.

 

[islandman]

What does that have to do with your mom's vagina?

 

[Saint Peter]

What does that have to do with your mom's vagina?

Do you want her number?

 

[rimmy]

When you say you check every time you go to the bathroom, how many fingers do you use?

Just curious.

 

[islandman]

Do you want her number?

Killy's or your mum's?

When you say you check every time you go to the bathroom, how many fingers do you use?

Just curious.

Are you thinking that if she's using more than one, it's considered masturbation?

 

[Saint Peter]

Killy's or your mum's?

Your choice.

 

[Riles]

I rinse a lot but rarely wash except with cetaphil because as everyone knows I am allergic to everything
I don't sweat much but after sex I do smell different and back when I was ovulating, I would smell more and different then.
I swear I can pick up testosterone off guys

I wondered a time or two if there was any correlation between an off putting "joint" odour of a couple and the longevity or correctness of the match.

That's be a pretty awesome radar system if it weren't just silly ramblings in my head.

 

[bluebell]

http://media2.giphy.com/media/6iWLxCrCWJ572/giphy.gif

 

[pointless]

Old school with no filters.

All the people in his life that told him to stop smoking because it was going to kill him were dead when he was still alive and kicking.

those were good, but holy shit were they hard to find fresh and oh god did they hurt when they were stale.

 

[Never]

If you'll note, I was calling the fresh vag lovers the freaks. I think most people prefer them boiling and smelling like truffles.

Oh.

https://preaprez.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/6a00d8341bf80c53ef015390e305b6970b-320wi.jpg

 

[Noor]

Isn't that mouthwash?

no. http://www.cetaphil.com/gentle-skin-cleanser

 

[islandman]

Your choice.

Rock and a hard place, that's what this is.

 

[Killswitch]

those were good, but holy shit were they hard to find fresh and oh god did they hurt when they were stale.

How the fuck old are you?

Old schools havent been around for 20 years.

 

[Noor]

I wondered a time or two if there was any correlation between an off putting "joint" odour of a couple and the longevity or correctness of the match.

That's be a pretty awesome radar system if it weren't just silly ramblings in my head.

It isn't usually off putting but strong, I have a very sensitive sense of smell, also I didn't want to smell of sex.

Yes, how you smell together does seem to indicate a good match. I tend to fall for men I think smell good. It was worse when I was ovulating, I had to be very carefully not to follow guys who smell right. More guys smell right when your ovulating.