Can women not smell themselves!?

Queue the line of kinksters who enjoy a clean smelling vagina.

Freaks.

Not going to lie. I used to go down on my girlfriend at the end of the day, and she wasn't always like a fresh irish spring. It never bothered me.

Besides, a few minutes licking with enough saliva and it's clean.
 
Not going to lie. I used to go down on my girlfriend at the end of the day, and she wasn't always like a fresh irish spring. It never bothered me.

Besides, a few minutes licking with enough saliva and it's clean.

i would hope not. irish spring tastes fucking terrible.
 
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The mental imagine of a woman sniffing her crotch every time she's in the bathroom is amusing. That you do so even though you claim you can go two days without showering, run a marathon, and still be fresh and clean is perplexing.

Unless you only use the facility every three days.
Perhaps she's a camel.
 
Laugh if you may. I'd like to know the answer to this question. I check every time i use the ladies room .. Just in case. I added in the fact that I don't have a problem to demonstrate that I STILL CHECK.

What gives?

Unless it's an unusual new smell like a new lover's smells intermingling with yours, your noise gets accustom to it and you can't smell it.
 
i would not. irish spring tastes fucking terrible.

I admit, I've never tried to eat Irish Spring soap and so don't know what it tastes like, though I do have the body gel in my shower right now and might be tempted this evening.

I was referring to the taste of an actual spring in Ireland, though having never tasted one of those either, it might also be vile.
 
Unless it's an unusual new smell like a new lover's smells intermingling with yours, your nose gets accustom to it and you can't smell it.

mmmhmmm

she might be smugly sniffing at herself and thinking it's all roses, while passers by are gagging and gossiping about the stench. if other women can't smell themselves as others do then it's logical to say that she can't either.
 
I ran across pussy that smell like garbage dumpster juice a couple of times. So I guess not.
 
I admit, I've never tried to eat Irish Spring soap and so don't know what it tastes like, though I do have the body gel in my shower right now and might be tempted this evening.

I was referring to the taste of an actual spring in Ireland, though having never tasted one of those either, it might also be vile.


Irish Spring is the worst. It was my mother's go to soap every time I bit someone or swore. That shit stayed with me for weeks. I don't remember if it curtailed my behavior, though.
 
Some guys don't want you to wash...

Supposedly Napoleon wrote Josephine from a campaign, "I will return to Paris tomorrow evening. Don't wash."
 
I admit, I've never tried to eat Irish Spring soap and so don't know what it tastes like, though I do have the body gel in my shower right now and might be tempted this evening.

I was referring to the taste of an actual spring in Ireland, though having never tasted one of those either, it might also be vile.

i suppose it would depend on where you're standing at any given moment in ireland during the spring time. i recommend avoiding any dog food factories or waste treatment plants. i mean, unless you're into that sort of thing.

also, livestock.

a flowery meadow would be good, though.
 
The first girl I went down on had a nasty smell. I was like whoa nelly. That aint right, lets do something else like leave! lol

Good thing for girls I got over that tragedy and became good.

:cool:
 
i'm also rather amused by comments that a bad smell is due to poor hygiene. over zealous cleaning and use of chemicals are often the cause of imbalances and bad smells.
 
i'm also rather amused by comments that a bad smell is due to poor hygiene. over zealous cleaning and use of chemicals are often the cause of imbalances and bad smells.
This, plus STDs. Hormonal imbalance - yeast infection, bacterial infection - are the most common sources of a pungent vagina. Everyday sweat can make things a bit too ripe, but the whole body is smelling more at that point.
 
The just REEKS of paranoia. Why would any woman go around smelling their crotch?? :confused:

I take showers every day and keep myself clean. I'm not wasting my time bending myself into a pretzel just to see if I smell. :rolleyes:
 
I've got a very sensitive nose. I'm around plenty of sweaty men and women. Most women do not smell bad, men tend to be more odorous than women, even wearing deodorant. I can only assume you are part Mastiff and greet others by sniffing their crouch or butt. If you don't like how women smell, don't sniff their nether regions.
 
Hundreds? Do you think I am made of cash?

I just have my masturbation sock.

It was good enough for grandpa, it is good enough for me.
 
I rinse a lot but rarely wash except with cetaphil because as everyone knows I am allergic to everything ;)
I don't sweat much but after sex I do smell different and back when I was ovulating, I would smell more and different then.
I swear I can pick up testosterone off guys ;)
 
You said it smelled like money, ones and fives don't smell as good as hundreds.

You use your grandpa's sock? :eek:
 
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