Samsung smart tv warning!

I'm going to go moon the tv. That's going to scare some people on the other end so badly, it's going to stop this program.
 
I'm gonna go buy one and really fuck with their heads.

"Honey, go get the cheese whiz so we can have sex."

"Baby, did you remember to clip your toe nails today? You know I like a crunchy snack at work."
 
To piss my mother off, as children, my brother and I used to clip our toenails and put them inside her pillowcase.

Revolting children.

That is harsh.

Funny as fuck but harsh.

Jr. and I are not allowed to clip anything with the Bean on the same floor. If I tried putting them in her pillowcase I would wake up like John Bobbit.
 
What if the TVs... are watching us?

I think a program of me walking around my living room naked and slapping my junk up against the window for all the city to see is probably a better show than some of what's on TV these days.
 
What if the TVs... are watching us?

I think a program of me walking around my living room naked and slapping my junk up against the window for all the city to see is probably a better show than some of what's on TV these days.

I don't know where you live but if I tried to do that my junk would freeze to the window.
 
This sounds like those Soviet Russia jokes but reversed.

"In Capitalist America, TV watches you!"

"In Capitalist America, bank robs you!"
 
My TV barely picks up broadcasts on the antenna. It can't possibly transmit any better than it receives.
 
I'm just glad it's only listening and not watching.

I got a homeboy, he smokes weed and start to talk out his ass. He scared to leave the house because he says the devil is out to get him. But he's the conspiracy theory, illuminati rules the world type. But a couple of years ago he said that everyone will have a flat screen TV and they will no longer sell regular TVs (which is true). But he said that they will be able to see through the TV and look in your house. He said that they will be able to hear everything you speak, and a whole bunch of other shit. I really don't listen to too much he says, but it looks like he was right about one thing.
 
I got a homeboy, he smokes weed and start to talk out his ass. He scared to leave the house because he says the devil is out to get him. But he's the conspiracy theory, illuminati rules the world type. But a couple of years ago he said that everyone will have a flat screen TV and they will no longer sell regular TVs (which is true). But he said that they will be able to see through the TV and look in your house. He said that they will be able to hear everything you speak, and a whole bunch of other shit. I really don't listen to too much he says, but it looks like he was right about one thing.

A lot of science fiction I read as a kid and young adult is coming true, and I'm sure a lot more will. Ever read Nineteen Eighty-Four?
 
A lot of science fiction I read as a kid and young adult is coming true, and I'm sure a lot more will. Ever read Nineteen Eighty-Four?

Nah I haven't read too much of anything. But if you are recommending it, I'll try to read it.
 
This is a rather silly overreaction.

The TV listens to you because you bought a TV that uses voice commands. If this idea bothers you, perhaps tackle the onerous task of punching those buttons on the remote yourself instead of using voice commands.
 
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