How many cats do you have?

Magnetron

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Living inside my house?

8

Living outside my house?

25














Not even Mike Yates has that many cats.
 
Sadly only one now, gone down from six. I feed a couple of strays and next doors cos they don't bother with him much. Wankers.
 
Living inside my house?

8

Living outside my house?

25

Not even Mike Yates has that many cats.

That's a lot of pussies .
I much prefer dogs but have not got one at present as they are quite high maintenance .
 
just the one, because suzycat hates cats. she would move out if another cat moved in. she was lonesome so I got her a dog, and then she cheered right up.
 
By mausoleum, do you mean freezer?

The mausoleum is room temperature. Reservations accepted.



The dead hookers are in the freezer. Defrost one or two for playtime, hose 'em off, and back to sleepyland.
 
Damn, I thought we were bad. We have two who live in the house most of the time, at least in bad weather, and about eight who live on the property in various places, all of whom my wife spoils inappropriately. All of them have been neutered, and we haven't been blessed with any new arrivals for a few years now, for which I'm grateful.
 
Just Captain but I've had multiples before that I was fostering. I think the most I've had was 7 at one time. But they weren't permanent. Permanently I think... 3 is the most.
 
Living inside my house?

8

Living outside my house?

25













Not even Mike Yates has that many cats.

I love how they're completely unapologetic. Cats don't give a shit. It's awesome. I think more people should try to be cat-like in that way. Be what you are and fuck everybody else. They don't like it, walk right up, look them in the eye and knock their glass off on purpose.

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Exactly! They don't give a fuck and they're still incredibly adorable! I hate when people says cats are evil or black cats means bad luck, they're as beautiful as any other cat!
 
Exactly! They don't give a fuck and they're still incredibly adorable! I hate when people says cats are evil or black cats means bad luck, they're as beautiful as any other cat!

One of our cats is black. She's the nice one.
 
Exactly! They don't give a fuck and they're still incredibly adorable! I hate when people says cats are evil or black cats means bad luck, they're as beautiful as any other cat!

I actually have an affinity for animals with gorgeous black hair, as I also have gorgeous black hair. And cats are really vain... omg. A housecat might be my spirit animal.

Edit: Kill the dementor! Don't just fucking look at me. For Christ's sake we're gonna die...

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/a/a5/Patronus_Cat2.jpg
 
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I have four. I'm not even kidding.

The last one was an accident.
 
Down to three. All inside. Two were/are rescues.


God will send more cats when these expire.
 
None.. I'm a travel on a whim kinda guy. Not really fair to keep pets
 
There is only one Miss Kittah...
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Plus the one outside I catch cursing the ridge line every now and then but he's a bad ass who doesn't get let in.....looks like he might even have me by a 100 lbs.
 
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