Valentines Day gift No No's

[Killswitch]

Maybe we can help out some guys without a clue.

Ladies, what are some of the most awful thoughtless gifts out there.

Would you be pissed if you got some six foot tall teddy bear from Vermont teddy bear?

Some cheap microfiber piece of junk snuggie or whatever.

The impersonal online ordering of a possibly cool gift? But....delivered by some Fed Ex knobend.

 

[Killswitch]

I crack up at the vermont teddy bear commercials. Like all you have to do is go online, plunk down 49.95 and send your girl some useless crap and viola!

You're gettin laid pal!

Is it that easy? lol

 

[Lancecastor]

VD is now considered part of Rape Culture, so I think it's best for men to stop buying shit for women.

As a show of solidarity and respect.

 

[Killswitch]

If you get it delivered to work for fucks sakes. Everyone there will know your guy is a dolt.


Or? Would you think thats cool and maybe....a step up for your guy? lol

 

[Killswitch]

VD is now considered part of Rape Culture, so I think it's best for men to stop buying shit for women.

As a show of solidarity and respect.

Sex in exchange for carnival toys constitutes consent in my book.

 

[Littlefinger]

Flowers. I just don't get it.

Cards. Don't do that.

Both are expensive and are completely useless the moment after they're put in the receiver's hands. Seriously, what are you going to do with that $8 piece of folded pretty paper I bought you. I might as well just hand you nothing and tell you I threw $8 dollar bills into the trash. "I thought about you when I did it. "

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey Kill...change channels...Rap City is on.

Sex in exchange for carnival toys constitutes consent in my book.

There, that's more like it!

 

[pointless]

mudering her husband is never a good idea in the long run. short term? sure, that's great, but trust me: it's a terrible investment for your future.

 

[Aquagal]

I got a card once that wasn't signed. I told him, "Hey, you can use it next year!"

 

[Killswitch]

Flowers. I just don't get it.

Cards. Don't do that.

Both are expensive and are completely useless the moment after they're put in the receiver's hands. Seriously, what are you going to do with that $8 piece of folded pretty paper I bought you. I might as well just hand you nothing and tell you I threw $8 dollar bills into the trash. "I thought about you when I did it. "

I think flowers can be cool if hand delivered. I've been told in no uncertain terms to stop sending pro flowers...lol

 

[yossi]

I hate clutter, so I have no idea what I'd do with a giant teddy bear. For me, a well made kitchen utensil/appliance/pot/pan would be a thrill.

 

[Jennifer]

I got a card once that wasn't signed. I told him, "Hey, you can use it next year!"

I got the same card 2 years in a row. I only remembered because of how stupid it was the first time.

 

[Busybody]

I got a card once that wasn't signed. I told him, "Hey, you can use it next year!"

I sent a card once

and titled it

To Whom It May Concern

 

[Killswitch]

mudering her husband is never a good idea in the long run. short term? sure, that's great, but trust me: it's a terrible investment for your future.

What is it about you people near lake Michigan and your Valentines day massacres.

 

[Killswitch]

I hate clutter, so I have no idea what I'd do with a giant teddy bear. For me, a well made kitchen utensil/appliance/pot/pan would be a thrill.

My girl would cram kitchen utensils up my ass if I bought them for Valentines day.

Deservedly so....Thats asking for trouble guys! Dont be deceived!

It's a trick!

 

[Killswitch]

I sent a card once

and titled it

To Whom It May Concern

Try a Sympathy card this year.

 

[Aquagal]

I got the same card 2 years in a row. I only remembered because of how stupid it was the first time.

Was it the actual same card, or the same one bought twice?

I sent a card once

and titled it

To Whom It May Concern

So you didn't know her name?

 

[Killswitch]

I did buy my girl one of those snuggies once as a gag gift last minute stocking stuffer deal one year. Those things are such pieces of junk and cat hair magnets like a mother fucker.

It's not bad microfiber though and I polished my car with it.

 

[Little_Sister]

I got a card once that wasn't signed. I told him, "Hey, you can use it next year!"

I got one of those too. His response, "Well I wrote your name on the front!"

 

[Busybody]

So you didn't know her name?

I did

it was

May Concern!

 

[yossi]

My girl would cram kitchen utensils up my ass if I bought them for Valentines day.

Deservedly so....Thats asking for trouble guys! Dont be deceived!

It's a trick!

Cooking is something that's important to me, a hobby that I love. I'd take an item related to it over bad chocolate or a card that'll end up in the recycling. But, like any gift giving, it's about knowing your partner's preferences and applying common sense. If you don't have either, no amount of advice is going to help.

 

[Killswitch]

I just remembered I didn't give the mail lady her christmas card and tip this last time.

 

[Jennifer]

Was it the actual same card, or the same one bought twice? QUOTE

same stupid card bought twice.

 

[pointless]

What is it about you people near lake Michigan and your Valentines day massacres.

PCBs.

yeah, that's it.

 

[Killswitch]

Cooking is something that's important to me, a hobby that I love. I'd take an item related to it over bad chocolate or a card that'll end up in the recycling. But, like any gift giving, it's about knowing your partner's preferences and applying common sense. If you don't have either, no amount of advice is going to help.

and depending on the shape of the utensil it may feel good so there is that.