Should a man fuck his wife?

[DesEsseintes]

All that white dress, scented lilies and roses stuff. All the vows, the romance, the life-long holy commitment to another soul. And then when it comes down to it...

Is it really right to defile that eternal soul-mate with your junk? Make a mess of all that spiritual bodily temple?

 

[Not Normal]

Then who do you suggest fucks her?

 

[Pookie]

Then who do you suggest fucks her?

I have a strap-on.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Then who do you suggest fucks her?

I mean...she's a WIFE, man! Holy in the eyes of the Lord!

Nobody should. It's practically blasphemous.

 

[Brollyanna]

If you didn't make a mess, we'd have nothing to tidy up and thus you have removed our raison d'être.

 

[Riles]

If he doesn't, someone else might take his place.

Romance is lovely, but it rarely dampens my panties.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

The sighs and sobs that were heard at the altar, were for a reason.

Lie your head in her lap, and you may hear something interesting.

It is 2015, not 1715.

 

[JohnnySavage]

If you didn't make a mess, we'd have nothing to tidy up and thus you have removed our raison d'être.

I don't care much for raisins.

 

[islandman]

"Should"? No.

There plenty of non-wives he can fuck in her stead.

 

[DesEsseintes]

<Little sigh.>

Perhaps there ought to be a parody flag, just to make it clear.

 

[islandman]

Parody?

No way.

 

[Mr Noone]

<Little sigh.>

Perhaps there ought to be a parody flag, just to make it clear.

Something with feathers might be appropriate.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Something with feathers might be appropriate.

I know. I shouldn't have edged into her nest, like a virtual cuckoo.

 

[suckonsimon]

When I said, "With my body I honour you," She, I and everybody there including the Good Lord, knew exactly what I had in mind and that it would be over and over and over again. So, Fuck yessss!

I do approve of the phrase in the 2000 version of the Church of England wedding service: "The gift of marriage brings husband and wife together in the delight and tenderness of sexual union and joyful commitment to the end of their lives." As I say and say again, Fuck yessss!

Pub Quiz Question once: "Which institution gives maximum temptation and maximum opportunity?" I tell you, I knew the answer straight off. Fact I blurted it out loud and got shushed!

 

[1HF]

All that white dress, scented lilies and roses stuff. All the vows, the romance, the life-long holy commitment to another soul. And then when it comes down to it...

Is it really right to defile that eternal soul-mate with your junk? Make a mess of all that spiritual bodily temple?

Want to get married?
I'm so tired of getting fucked and treated like a whore. I want to be put up on a virginal pedestal surrounded by flowers and hear sonnets about my wonderfulness.




Heh. Hehehe. Hahahaha. Or not.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Want to get married?
I'm so tired of getting fucked and treated like a whore. I want to be put up on a virginal pedestal surrounded by flowers and hear sonnets about my wonderfulness.




Heh. Hehehe. Hahahaha. Or not.

Yeah, I read the in white bit and sighed. No woman seems to go for the nun treatment any more. Whatever happened to women who took an interest in sex being described as hysterical?

 

[unregistered]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

2,050 years ago, women knew what to do...

 

[Brollyanna]

Mocking my thread? Are you even an adult?

Your suppository is waiting in the pharmacy.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9FjcE9IUAAKFYO.jpg

 

[dolf]

this explains my aversion to weddings...

 

[1sickbastard]

<Little sigh.>

Perhaps there ought to be a parody flag, just to make it clear.

Screw that.
If people are so clueless or lacking in humor to understand the difference, I say make those people the butts of as many jokes as possible.
After all, it's not likely they'll realize it anyway.

 

[unregistered]

 

[1HF]

Yeah, I read the in white bit and sighed. No woman seems to go for the nun treatment any more. Whatever happened to women who took an interest in sex being described as hysterical?

I can dress up like a nun for you if that helps?

Mocking my thread? Are you even an adult?

Are someone's panties in a wee bit of a twist? Lighten up, grump.

Crazy talk.

You. Me. Waffles. Sex.

Fuck all this marriage nonsense.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Want to get married?
I'm so tired of getting fucked and treated like a whore. I want to be put up on a virginal pedestal surrounded by flowers and hear sonnets about my wonderfulness.




Heh. Hehehe. Hahahaha. Or not.

1HF,

My love for you is like a river; like a summer breeze that makes my heart shiver. One look from you is more precious than gold...let's go get some BBQ and get busy!".

 

[snugglestruggle]

So lame.