Another male sub looking for a Domme? Yawn!

[WeepingSong]

Hello,

I've been reading these boards, and realise there's a high number of threads made by male subs looking for a Domme. And with this thread I'm increasing that percentage. Judging by the amount of replies those threads get, I'm probably on a hiding to nothing, but I figure nothing ventured, nothing gained.

So yes, I am a male, who has interest in finding a woman to submit to. But please, if you are reading this, don't assume all I want is to get my rocks off once then disappear. It isn't. If I get lucky, and there is a Domme out there that reads this and thinks I may be a good sub for her, Id like to chat a bit, and make sure we are a good fit first. Anyone can have a quick D/s roleplay, but I want something a little more than that.

Wow, that got intense. Pause for breath. So yeah, I hope you've got the picture. I'm not going to do voice chat, or go on cam straight off the bat either. That would possibly come down the line, if I find a good Domme, but we need to get to know each other before that can happen.

I feel I've done my best to put people off so far. I didn't mean to, but as a Dominant has rules, I feel a sub can do too.

I do promise a cheese joke to anyone that replies. I don't expect to be telling many cheese jokes, but who knows.

Thanks for reading!

 

[mistressdani]

How old are you?

 

[Moon_Kyoung_ja]

, but I want something a little more than that.

Nothing wrong with wanting something more, and here is hoping that you do find it.

However, you may want to flesh out your profile. It looks a bit barren, at least to me.

 

[dreamykitten2]

Barren is an understatement !

Nothing wrong with wanting something more, and here is hoping that you do find it.

However, you may want to flesh out your profile. It looks a bit barren, at least to me.

Non existent is more like it. Not too many people will respond to you without your profile filled out. And btw I might have considered thinking about you as a potential sub however you need to have your profile filled out first ! Reply when you have that done!

 

[vidmin]

any luck? I'm looking for the same thing.

 

[Pen2Paper]

Hello,

I've been reading these boards, and realise there's a high number of threads made by male subs looking for a Domme. And with this thread I'm increasing that percentage. Judging by the amount of replies those threads get, I'm probably on a hiding to nothing, but I figure nothing ventured, nothing gained.

So yes, I am a male, who has interest in finding a woman to submit to. But please, if you are reading this, don't assume all I want is to get my rocks off once then disappear. It isn't. If I get lucky, and there is a Domme out there that reads this and thinks I may be a good sub for her, Id like to chat a bit, and make sure we are a good fit first. Anyone can have a quick D/s roleplay, but I want something a little more than that.

Wow, that got intense. Pause for breath. So yeah, I hope you've got the picture. I'm not going to do voice chat, or go on cam straight off the bat either. That would possibly come down the line, if I find a good Domme, but we need to get to know each other before that can happen.

I feel I've done my best to put people off so far. I didn't mean to, but as a Dominant has rules, I feel a sub can do too.

I do promise a cheese joke to anyone that replies. I don't expect to be telling many cheese jokes, but who knows.

Thanks for reading!

Thanks! I second that well written bit. I am also looking for the same.

 

[vidmin]

I think there a lot us looking for this.

 

[YoungToy]

So then put the effort into making your own thread and stop leaching off other posts.

Good luck OP!

 

[WeepingSong]

Hello all,

Thankyou very much for the comments/feedback on my thread. They are all very much appreciated. I will take these on board, and will be updating my profile forthwith. I will also try to take a more active part in the boards. It was certainly naive of me to expect to turn up and find the perfect Domme without putting in any effort.

But, at the same time, any Dommes out there can't expect to get their perfect sub (yep, I may be submissive, but I still have an ego) without putting in any effort. So I will tell a cheese joke, as promised, but it's my worst one.

Q. What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
A. Nacho Cheese!

 

[Erochic]

Damn that was cheesy!

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Nevermind me....I'm only here for the cheese jokes....

 

[Pen2Paper]

Apologies Weepingsong, I didnt really see the difference between creating a post right under yours, or adding in a bit on yours. But I see that has been taken offensively and so I apologise. I wish you all the best in your pursuit.

 

[vidmin]

I also apologize, if that is O.K.

 

[WeepingSong]

No need to apologise guys. I might have made the thread, but there's no rules about who can post what in it as far as I'm concerned. Unless you call me a ninny. Then I might get cross. Had a few more replies, so time for another joke.

What cheese would you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone!

 

[Erochic]

No need to apologise guys. I might have made the thread, but there's no rules about who can post what in it as far as I'm concerned. Unless you call me a ninny. Then I might get cross. Had a few more replies, so time for another joke.

What cheese would you use to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone!

I was hoping you'd post a little more on other threads too ... But I do have to say that I've rather taken with the cheese based humour.

I'm not sure what it says about me that I can't stop sniggering at this joke.

 

[WeepingSong]

Hi,

A fair point. I did look, and understandably, a large portion of the threads here are sex related. I was hoping to start off posting general silliness, then maybe move into them. As a more experienced user of this site, could you point me a good place to start?

I'm glad you like the cheese jokes though. I think it means that you haven't grown up, which as far as I'm concerned is entirely optional.

Why was the cheeseboard wobbly?
Because it had a stilton

 

[Erochic]

Hi,

A fair point. I did look, and understandably, a large portion of the threads here are sex related. I was hoping to start off posting general silliness, then maybe move into them. As a more experienced user of this site, could you point me a good place to start?

I'm glad you like the cheese jokes though. I think it means that you haven't grown up, which as far as I'm concerned is entirely optional.

Why was the cheeseboard wobbly?
Because it had a stilton

I came back especially to see if there were any more cheese jokes

Yes, indeed I haven't grown up ... And I don't intend to
And it also says that I enjoy people with a sense of humour who don't take themselves too seriously.

As far as threads to post on, may I suggest my own thread, entitled "the Beauty of Submissive Men" in the BDSM forum?
Though of course that's rather going in at the deep end

 

[WeepingSong]

I always say you have to grow older, but you don't have to grow up. I have no intention of growing up anytime soon either. What is life for if it's not for having fun.

I read your thread, some very interesting stuff, and I think I can get involved without going straight into the deep end! Or at least, I can put some armbands on and stay afloat!

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?
De brie went everywhere!

 

[dreamykitten2]

Haha that was great

Keep the cheese jokes coming!

 

[sirius65]

I loathe cheese, from anywhere, cooked anyhow.

 

[WeepingSong]

How could anyone loathe cheese? It is one of life's great pleasures. Why what I'd do for a good wheel of Stilton. Quite a lot actually. Mmm cheese.

Sorry, got distracted. I had some wonderful responses to this thread initially, and I thought I had found my Domme, but circumstances meant it didn't happen. I have been away, read my big book of bad jokes, and am back for more. At this juncture, maybe this will just become my bad jokes thread.

So, I will sign off, and leave you with this thought

What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi

 

[ShyGuy1855]

Hello,

I've been reading these boards, and realise there's a high number of threads made by male subs looking for a Domme. And with this thread I'm increasing that percentage. Judging by the amount of replies those threads get, I'm probably on a hiding to nothing, but I figure nothing ventured, nothing gained.

So yes, I am a male, who has interest in finding a woman to submit to. But please, if you are reading this, don't assume all I want is to get my rocks off once then disappear. It isn't. If I get lucky, and there is a Domme out there that reads this and thinks I may be a good sub for her, Id like to chat a bit, and make sure we are a good fit first. Anyone can have a quick D/s roleplay, but I want something a little more than that.

Wow, that got intense. Pause for breath. So yeah, I hope you've got the picture. I'm not going to do voice chat, or go on cam straight off the bat either. That would possibly come down the line, if I find a good Domme, but we need to get to know each other before that can happen.

I feel I've done my best to put people off so far. I didn't mean to, but as a Dominant has rules, I feel a sub can do too.

I do promise a cheese joke to anyone that replies. I don't expect to be telling many cheese jokes, but who knows.

Thanks for reading!

Aren't we all... Good luck in your quest!

 

[WeepingSong]

Right, this is now my bad jokes thread. Well, I guess the original intent of the thread remains, but it seems more people come here for the terrible cheese jokes than that, and like all the best entertainers, I will give the public what they want. So, with that in mind

What cheese would you use to attract a bear?
Camembert

 

[WeepingSong]

Crikey, I'm going to run out of cheese jokes soon, then what will I do? Suggestions very welcome!

Still got some left in the tank though

Which cheese is made backwards?
Edam

 

[babyjane20011]

Hello,

I've been reading these boards, and realise there's a high number of threads made by male subs looking for a Domme. And with this thread I'm increasing that percentage. Judging by the amount of replies those threads get, I'm probably on a hiding to nothing, but I figure nothing ventured, nothing gained.

So yes, I am a male, who has interest in finding a woman to submit to. But please, if you are reading this, don't assume all I want is to get my rocks off once then disappear. It isn't. If I get lucky, and there is a Domme out there that reads this and thinks I may be a good sub for her, Id like to chat a bit, and make sure we are a good fit first. Anyone can have a quick D/s roleplay, but I want something a little more than that.

Wow, that got intense. Pause for breath. So yeah, I hope you've got the picture. I'm not going to do voice chat, or go on cam straight off the bat either. That would possibly come down the line, if I find a good Domme, but we need to get to know each other before that can happen.

I feel I've done my best to put people off so far. I didn't mean to, but as a Dominant has rules, I feel a sub can do too.

I do promise a cheese joke to anyone that replies. I don't expect to be telling many cheese jokes, but who knows.

Thanks for reading!

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nancy