PM buddy?

[parodyluvr75]

Hi, I'm an 18 year old sexy bird with huge breasts. Looking for someone to have erotic chat. Must be into feathers, latex and being covered sunflower seeds.

message me for a good plucking. Cut right to the chase and I'll add in. No interest in personal information, except for the size of your beak.

 

[bronzeage]

Hi, I'm an 18 year old sexy bird with huge breasts. Looking for someone to have erotic chat. Must be into feathers, latex and being covered sunflower seeds.

message me for a good plucking. Cut right to the chase and I'll add in. No interest in personal information, except for the size of your beak.

Who's a pretty bird?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Who's a pretty bird?

I am.

 

[Saint Peter]

Show us your cones!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Show us your cones!

For you anything.

 

[Saint Peter]

For you anything.
http://media.cnbc.com/i/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/_Specials/AlternativeInvesting2010/_SLIDESHOWS/PLAYBOY_AUCTION/SS_playboy_auction_conehead.jpg

Wow!!

 

[pete]

sorry, wish i could help.
the last time i was asked to cover my junk in bird seed, it didn't go well.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wow!!

So you want me to fondle your cone?

sorry, wish i could help.
the last time i was asked to cover my junk in bird seed, it didn't go well.

I can see how that could go awry.

 

[SuprSalor]

If I had two cuttlefish bones I would so give you one.

 

[pointless]

no pm dawn parody? how disappointing.

 

[parodyluvr75]

*Hangs head in shame.*

 

[parodyluvr75]

If I had two cuttlefish bones I would so give you one.

Aren't you sweet.

 

[Muscadine_Eyes]

sorry, wish i could help.
the last time i was asked to cover my junk in bird seed, it didn't go well.

Try suet next time.

 

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[parodyluvr75]

How YOU doin'?

Good, I got sunflower seeds.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Balladeer08]

Hi, I'm an 18 year old sexy bird with huge breasts. Looking for someone to have erotic chat. Must be into feathers, latex and being covered sunflower seeds.

message me for a good plucking. Cut right to the chase and I'll add in. No interest in personal information, except for the size of your beak.

Polly wanna cracker?

 

[pink]

Alright Birdy, let's compare breasts.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is that a euphemism? *nods knowingly*

It is. I've got pumpkin seeds too. *wink wink*

Alright Birdy, let's compare breasts.

I'd lose that competition, Ms Pink, yours are bigger.

 

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[pink]

It is. I've got pumpkin seeds too. *wink wink*


I'd lose that competition, Ms Pink, yours are bigger.

Mine might be bigger but yours are luscious, Birdy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oh, baby...now we're talking. Wanna toast those seeds together?

It's like you're reading my mind, I've got garlic and butter.

*fluffs tail feathers*

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Time to preheat your oven, baby.

Omg, I never knew you were so kinky.

Next think you know, you'll pull out the cookie sheet.

 

[unregistered]