Sex in Church

[TheDubbs]

Or, to expand on the thread title, having sexual thoughts or performing actual sex acts in religious places and churches. We go to church every Sunday, and even though it is the last place I should probably think about sex, my mind always seems to wander to it. Hey, don't judge me, those sermons can get pretty long and boring and I need something to think about!

I'll think about the porn I watched the night before while masturbating, or I'll glance a few pews ahead of me at that hot housewife with an amazing body and what she's wearing under that conservative dress, or I'll think about the good girl I shook hands with earlier who's home from college where she probably sucked her first dick. I wonder if anyone else in the room is having the same thoughts as me, and then briefly consider if I shouldn't think about it considering where I am. But I haven't been struck dead yet, so I keep doing it.

Anyone else do this? If so, what do you think about in these places where you know you shouldn't? Even better, have you had an actual sexual experience in church? If so, please do tell your story, we would love to hear it.

 

[KUJACK]

Or, to expand on the thread title, having sexual thoughts or performing actual sex acts in religious places and churches. We go to church every Sunday, and even though it is the last place I should probably think about sex, my mind always seems to wander to it. Hey, don't judge me, those sermons can get pretty long and boring and I need something to think about!

I'll think about the porn I watched the night before while masturbating, or I'll glance a few pews ahead of me at that hot housewife with an amazing body and what she's wearing under that conservative dress, or I'll think about the good girl I shook hands with earlier who's home from college where she probably sucked her first dick. I wonder if anyone else in the room is having the same thoughts as me, and then briefly consider if I shouldn't think about it considering where I am. But I haven't been struck dead yet, so I keep doing it.

Anyone else do this? If so, what do you think about in these places where you know you shouldn't? Even better, have you had an actual sexual experience in church? If so, please do tell your story, we would love to hear it.

I used to bump my hard cock at the back of the pew during church service. Seeing young girls with hose and short skirts made me hard all the time in church.

 

[TheDubbs]

I'm actually generally amazed at how provocative some of the younger women dress in church these days. Very tight, or sometimes very short dresses. I don't know how the pastor does it sometimes, he must get an eyeful when all of them sit down.

Not that I'm complaining of course!

 

[leather_spitfire]

one thing I remember about when I used to go to church was looking at the ladies boots. we had to go every Sunday when we were kids and the best thing was checking out the booted ladies and getting excited whilst I should have been praying.

 

[Rigger287]

In the church I attend some of the ladies also wear tight clothing which seems to deliberately cause me to focus on their breasts or their behinds - even though I shouldn't.

 

[TheDubbs]

So has anyone actually managed to have a sexual encounter inside a church before?

 

[Cumference]

So has anyone actually managed to have a sexual encounter inside a church before?

Been there, done it, had fun.


(It was not during mass. I stay out of churches during mass. It gives me a burning feeling...)

 

[BareBackRider2]

1) in church I am instantly aware of where all the hottest women are sitting

2) I know I saw the twinkle in one Church wife's eye once but we never got anywhere

3) oh to have my wife purved on in church. She did lead worship with no panties on once

 

[crash197177]

I came close once after a friends wedding that I stood up in. One of the bridesmaids and I were both going through divorces so we were chatting up about that the night before at the rehearsal dinner. So the ceremony is over and the bride and groom are having family pics done in the church. The two of us were getting bored so we went out to the limo to raid the mini bar. We downed a few drinks and headed back into the church. Sure enough, they are still doing pictures. I look at her and said Shall we head back to the limo? She grabs my hand and we go down a hallway that lead to the bathrooms and go into the men's room. We are kissing very hot and heavy. And I am getting hard very quick. Just as I am making a move to lift her dress up, I hear the groom down the hall asking if anyone had seen us. Well that was the end of that. And believe me, having gone through 12 years of catholic school, the thought of doing it in the church was definitely part of the arousal.

 

[MrRandyWatson]

As a die-hard agnostic, churches hold no appeal to me in any way. The only thing consistently on my mind during church is when I get to get the hell out of there.

That said, my wife is a devout Catholic, so the idea of taking her at church and seeing her go down the road of breaking that taboo...well, I do love to provoke and push limits.

 

[L8tnIt]

I heard from one particular Catholic girl who used me for sex;
Sometimes the best part is doing something worth going to Confession for

 

[annikasfury]

Oh, yes. I quit going a decade ago, but I had a very nasty mind back then and I found church pretty boring also, although I did enjoy bible study and church fundraisers. (I wasn't entirely a bad girl) The service itself though? No. My mind wandered a lot. And I feel it worth mentioning, that while I don't go to church, I do wonder about the people I see at work every day, and it feels equally taboo to me, although I understand completely why church would be more naughty for most people.

I never did have sex in a church, but I would have, had the opportunity arisen.

 

[Ktownmale63]

My family lived in one for years. So yes i have had plenty in what became a " classroom " years later.

 

[soccermomnympho]

Never had any encounters in church, but I definitely like to check out the congregation as I wear something maybe slightly inappropriate and let my dirty mind wander during the sermons.

 

[southern_gal]

Having grown up a p.k. I know my way around a church or two. Never really had many sexual thoughts about it tho. That in itself is odd too cause I've had every fantasy possible.

 

[Seamus44]

.......

 

[twister947]

The real test: Has anyone banged the preacher's wife in church. That would be worthy of some sort of award.

 

[jizzonmytits]

As a church girl who not only goes on Sundays but to my church's bible study group it's nice to know that there's men there who are thinking the same way I am and maybe noticing the effort I make to look cute and wholesome

 

[GreenEyedMinx]

Someone's been taking Hozier a little too seriously.

 

[WildBill2015]

I was never much of a church goer, but my grandmother was. She was also the office secretary and organist. That meant that sometimes I would go to the church to visit with her or run errands for her.

After I got my first touchy-feely girl friend, I used to bring her with me to the church. We would make out and grope one another, usually in the church's bible class area. I wanted to do more with her there -- anywhere, actually -- but we didn't reach sex before we split up.

I thought that making out would be the worst thing I would ever do in a church. Then, my Senior year, I started dating a promiscuous sinner of a girl whose family members were serious bible thumpers. We would end up at their church for one reason or another five or six days a week, sometimes two or three times a day.

After we started having sex -- usually in the back seat of my car -- our frequent trips to the church became simply sinful. As a church volunteer, she had access to the keys to almost all of the rooms, including the class rooms. She got it into her mind that she wanted to have sex in every single class and group study room.

The first time, she simply masturbated me to orgasm. The second time, I went down on her. (I don't think she came, even though I know she was enjoying herself.) Third time I fucked her from behind over a teacher's desk. That was nice! I'd often fantasized about doing that to one of my sexy young teachers, so while I was fucking my GF, I thought of the Teach.

We were on our fourth room one evening, just after she'd started giving me blow jobs, when we were caught by a janitor with her down on her knees and my pants around my ankles.

Her parents forced us to break up, but since we could still see one another at school, I thought we would stay together. But she dumped me a couple of weeks later for a boy who was a member of her church, and eventually I learned that she was trying to fulfill the round robin with him instead.

 

[FGB]

All I ever did was fuck a few in the parking lot or cemetery and not during Church service...

 

[deyv]

Went to college at small southern Methodist college. Me and the girlfriend snuck into the chapel late one night and the spirit came over us.. right there on the altar.

Afterwards, we heard some noises up in the balcony. Turned out that my girlfriend's roommate was up there with her boyfriend.

 

[TheDubbs]

As a church girl who not only goes on Sundays but to my church's bible study group it's nice to know that there's men there who are thinking the same way I am and maybe noticing the effort I make to look cute and wholesome

This is pretty sexy knowing there's a chance the women in ogling during the service or in Sunday School are appreciative of me doing so. If you ladies could hear some of the thoughts going through my head every Sunday...

 

[HeavenlyT]

Not in the building but in the parking lot outside i did.

 

[fullservice65]

As a church girl who not only goes on Sundays but to my church's bible study group it's nice to know that there's men there who are thinking the same way I am and maybe noticing the effort I make to look cute and wholesome

Reading this post and then seeing her handle gave me a lift. Hallelujah!