What is the most out of character thing you have done to impress the opposite sex?

[smoothg103rd]

I have a story but I will only tell mines once others tell theirs.

 

[SolarHomo]

I have a story but I will only tell mines once others tell theirs.

Let's see, the opposite sex. Maybe a soufflé or something.

 

[eyer]

You ever seriously considered taking your act to the Playground, smoot?

 

[Noor]

I am never out of character and I don't like to impress the opposite sex, if anything I try to un-impress them and then if they are still around, I take a closer look.

 

[Noor]

I would love to hear yours though, Smooth.

 

[WildBill2015]

I once pretended to be bisexual because I wanted to fuck the female half of a couple that needed a second male for their MFM threesome.

It is an experience that I now treasure, but at the time it was very uncomfortable for me. I wasn't as liberal, experimental, or curious as I am today. It was over two decades ago, at a time when I was still very uncomfortable around gay men. The idea of pleasuring another man or even being pleasured by one wasn't something I could ever do, let alone enjoy.

Ironically, I had a good time partaking in sexual acts with both of them. Like I said, I treasure the experience today.

 

[eyer]

I once pretended to be bisexual because I wanted to fuck the female half of a couple that needed a second male for their MFM threesome.

It is an experience that I now treasure, but at the time it was very uncomfortable for me. I wasn't as liberal, experimental, or curious as I am today. It was over two decades ago, at a time when I was still very uncomfortable around gay men. The idea of pleasuring another man or even being pleasured by one wasn't something I could ever do, let alone enjoy.

Ironically, I had a good time partaking in sexual acts with both of them. Like I said, I treasure the experience today.

Hey WildBill2015:

Welcome!

By any chance do you get off on submitting to other bi dudes who can only get off beating and bruising submissives?

You don't have to decided now...

...but if you find my av attractive, I know another guy who might be right up your alley, too - if you know what I mean.

 

[Que]

Doing something out of character for me would be silly. Perhaps silly is out of character. Who am I going to be, but me?

My wife once was delighted with something that she felt out of character for me. She went on about it, ended up doing this whole scrapbook layout that met with a lot of acclaim.

For no particular reason, I picked up a little sock monkey and was teasing the cat with it. I shook the toy in his face and said, "Monkey, monkey, monkey." I didn't think it that odd, but she just didn't picture me talking to a cat. I talk to lots of animals. Animals tend to like me. I don't often do it in front of people because if there is a person there, why would I talk to the animal?

I had not heard her walk into the room, but she thought she had stumbled onto some secret life of query. Hard to predict what will make an impact with someone.

I have noticed since that often women will read something into what I say, or make inaccurate guesses about my background just for the sense of adventure. It does no harm so I tend to not correct them.

 

[sunandshadow]

Shaved everything and put on a dress and makeup. But it didn't work so I never did that again.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You ever seriously considered taking your act to the Playground, smoot?

This is the Play Ground.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5XvT8NMI8g

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is the Play Ground.

A-fucking-men.

 

[Saint Peter]

A-fucking-men.

Were they impressed?

 

[duranman]

A few of us went to a pub in drag. We all pulled sexy girls. Honest...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This wasn't about what you did to impress the same sex...

 

[oggbashan]

I accepted an invitation to attend a Christian weekend retreat. She thought I was a Godless heathen and a weekend with her Christian friends would lead to me being 'saved'.

It was embarrassing. The whole group prayed for my enlightenment several times a day.

I was enlightened. I decided that this crazy bitch wasn't for me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yes.

Take your deviant sexual behaviors to the Political Board.

 

[oggbashan]

Yes.

Take your deviant sexual behaviors to the Political Board.

Would that impress the opposite sex?

It would have to be very deviant to impress a politician of the opposite sex. They seem to have seen and or done it all.

 

[seth6138]

I ate quiche and salad once

 

[oggbashan]

I ate quiche and salad once

I made quiche.

She wasn't impressed.

 

[tiny_tits]

I once watched NASCAR because he liked it, and watched Billy Bob turn left, then turn left, then...y'no

 

[seth6138]

I once watched NASCAR because he liked it, and watched Billy Bob turn left, then turn left, then...y'no

you poor thing...you in therapy now?

 

[tiny_tits]

you poor thing...you in therapy now?

Yes, but that's a whole nuther story

 

[Tathagata]

I dressed in lingerie and a whole host of other silly and ridiculous outfits and recorded a video of myself singing and dancing to Katy fucking Perry. That's not something I'd ever do normally but he wanted it. I really really hate Katy Perry.

What a gal!

 

[Tathagata]

Resisted making puns, innuendo and non sequiturs during a painfully banal dinner conversation.