What are you getting me for Valentines Day?

COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH! I forget Valentines EVERY FUCKING YEAR. I know I'll forget it again in the next two weeks.
 
An autographed copy of Who's Nailin Palin in honor of her awesome speech.

Oh, and a napkin to wipe off your chin.
 
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