Man roasted to death inside 280 *C industrial oven in accident

[Mike_Yates]

This is TRULY a horrific way to die.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...olleague-accidentally-locked-switched-on.html

http://www.usinenouvelle.com/industry/img/industrial-ovens-c-ia-000099904-4.jpg

 

[Tryharder62]

Terrible!!!!! I bet that engagement is over.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Terrible!!!!! I bet that engagement is over.

For sure!

 

[AZMotherLover]

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[Colonel Hogan]

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[SuprSalor]

Anyone else notice the irony between the new AV and a post about people in ovens?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Anyone else notice the irony between the new AV and a post about people in ovens?

Yikes! But in all honesty, I don't think there is any charge Mike's attorney can't beat by mounting a defense based on diminished capacity.

 

[SuprSalor]

The Heather Hoffman defense?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Anyone else notice the irony between the new AV and a post about people in ovens?

Haha! From my understanding, the Nazis put human corpses inside of ovens to cremate them and dispose of the evidence of genocide. The Jews who were literally shoveled into them were already dead and thus didn't feel a thing.

^ But please correct me if I'm wrong. ^

This poor shmuck was ALIVE when he got trapped inside of an oven.

All of this sounds extremely suspicious to me and like there may have been foul play involved, and it definitely deserves a thorough police investigation to rule out that possibility.

I believe that most industrial sized ovens have a handle on the inside of the door that you can can turn to open it even if it is locked in case some very unfortunate person gets trapped inside.

The same goes for very large safes to prevent a trapped person from suffocating to death inside of them.

 

[phrodeau]

Haha! From my understanding, the Nazis put human corpses inside of ovens to cremate them and dispose of the evidence of genocide. The Jews who were literally shoveled into them were already dead and thus didn't feel a thing.

^ But please correct me if I'm wrong. ^

This poor shmuck was ALIVE when he got trapped inside of an oven.

All of this sounds extremely suspicious to me and like there may have been foul play involved, and it definitely deserves a thorough police investigation to rule out that possibility.

The cremation ovens were for corpses, yes. However, there were some occasions where Jews were burned alive, in open pits.

 

[Mike_Yates]

The cremation ovens were for corpses, yes. However, there were some occasions where Jews were burned alive, in open pits.

Please cite your source of info?

 

[phrodeau]

Please cite your source of info?

The internet.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Haha! From my understanding, the Nazis put human corpses inside of ovens to cremate them and dispose of the evidence of genocide. The Jews who were literally shoveled into them were already dead and thus didn't feel a thing.

Aka the "Mike-Yates-Neatness-Counts" award.

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[Mike_Yates]

This sounds to me like it deserves a homicide investigation.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Please cite your source of info?

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[L2Read]

I'd like to know more about how this turns out, if anyone finds out.

 

[Que]

I'd like to know more about how this turns out, if anyone finds out.

It turned out extra crispy.

 

[Que]

This thread which, I assume, was the inspiration for the Mike Yates "Pick your fate" thread needs to be merged so that all of the original recipe and extra crispy goodness is in one bucket.

 

[Queersetti]

Well done!

 

[Que]

Well done!

Laughs.

 

[Saint Peter]

Lock Out Tag Out is for pussies.