No parties for me!

[Mike_Yates]

I've been invited to many parties, including those at high-end nightclubs, but I refused to go because I do not derive any amusement whatsoever from being at a party.

Loud music, dancing, drinking, and unwanted sexual advancements from drunk and usually unattractive women just isn't my bag.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You wouldn't make it out the door of your house, if you were a woman.

 

[Garnate]

Best to just stay here where others who aren't at big, fancy parties can troll you all night.

Ahem.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Best to just stay here where others who aren't at big, fancy parties can troll you all night.

Ahem.

People go to parties looking for other people to have sex with.

That is the primary purpose of a party.

Since my sex drive is broken, this wouldn't do me any good.

 

[Garnate]

People go to parties looking for other people to have sex with.

That is the primary purpose of a party.

Since my sex drive is broken, this wouldn't do me any good.

Why the hell do you think I'm here? My sex drive is also broken. Let's not have sex, together.

 

[parodyluvr75]

People go to parties looking for other people to have sex with.

That is the primary purpose of a party.

Since my sex drive is broken, this wouldn't do me any good.

I thought you were afraid unattractive people would grope you?

 

[Aquagal]

People go to parties looking for other people to have sex with.

That is the primary purpose of a party.

Since my sex drive is broken, this wouldn't do me any good.

So how do you explain wanting to get in Heather's stink?

 

[rimmy]

I would gladly go to any party that you weren't at.

 

[Mike_Yates]

So how do you explain wanting to get in Heather's stink?

Fantasy, it would never actually happen.

 

[Que]

Sorry, Mike; I saw this too late. Your invitation is already in the mail. I will let the nubiles know that you will be unable to attend. They will be sorely disappointed.

 

[Aphro]

OK, I nearly started a parody thread called "No panties for me!" but then gave some thought to the PM's that were going to follow.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/b2c1808f059e19cd408d8c7d9d6e34ccf05a09e7_m.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

Sometimes you just got to get out and enjoy life.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

OK, I nearly started a parody thread called "No panties for me!" but then gave some thought to the PM's that were going to follow.

Because God knows your AV wouldn't have the same effect.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Sometimes you just got to get out and enjoy life.

I can't do that.

 

[CandiCame]

People go to parties looking for other people to have sex with.

That is the primary purpose of a party.

Since my sex drive is broken, this wouldn't do me any good.

You can stay home and fuck. You go to parties because there's free booze and stupid shit to see. Before the night's out, something stupid will happen. And if you don't cause it, it will be funny.

 

[Tathagata]

Why the hell do you think I'm here? My sex drive is also broken. Let's not have sex, together.

probably just need to replace a tube...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why the hell do you think I'm here? My sex drive is also broken. Let's not have sex, together.

Me too. I'm thinking of bricking up my vagina. So it's like that forgotten haunted room in The Changeling.

 

[Tathagata]

Me too. I'm thinking of bricking up my vagina. So it's like that forgotten haunted room in The Changeling.

make sure no ones in there sampling Amontillado....

 

[smoothg103rd]

I can't do that.

Why not?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Why not?

I don't know.

 

[great lover]

Best to just stay here where others who aren't at big, fancy parties can troll you all night.

Ahem.

You're still alive!!!

 

[thirty]

I've been invited to many parties, including those at high-end nightclubs, but I refused to go because I do not derive any amusement whatsoever from being at a party.

Loud music, dancing, drinking, and unwanted sexual advancements from drunk and usually unattractive women just isn't my bag.

What do you whine for, anyway?

 

[Laurel]

In Hell, you make small talk with annoying idiot strangers in a smoky loud room with a drink in your hand which you are never allowed to set down, ever, for eternity.

 

[Que]

In Hell, you make small talk with annoying idiot strangers in a smoky loud room with a drink in your hand which you are never allowed to set down, ever, for eternity.

Sounds delightful!