So I fucked up my knee

Looks like you may have some cartilage issues. You should look into that.
 
:heart: Oh, Mike. I shall miss your artfully contrived innocence when Rimmy kills you. Best literary idiot since Lennie Small or Benjy Compson.


*cries.* Lennie Small. How dare you, Des?

Oh, wait. Yes. Well done, Des.
 
:heart: Oh, Mike. I shall miss your artfully contrived innocence when Rimmy kills you. Best literary idiot since Lennie Small or Benjy Compson.


*cries.* Lennie Small. How dare you, Des?

Oh, wait. Yes. Well done, you bastard.
 
I appreciate the concern. I'll be limping around, but luckily I have something else to lean on if I need to.

You lot are my strength when I am weak.
 
More real than the ghost haunting his microwave.

! And that is one of the many reasons I love him. And he's kept a straight face more or less through it all.

Credit where it's due to pmann, though. That is a hilarious pic.
 
It was a rough sex session. I've got one girl on the table. I've got another one on the bed next to me. She's getting the finger. In her vagina. Then, there's a girl on the floor who is getting a proper toe banging. But, as all the girls were cumming, for the fourth time, the excitement became too much. My leg got carried away and hyperextended itself. And, here I am. My poor knee. :(
 
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