My #1 has a girlfriend now

[LadyFunkenstein]

I just got the bad news.

And to think, I wanted to invite him over during the blizzard since he lives 2 blocks away.

I guess the back up is getting a promotion.

But I like the mexican comedian the best.

 

[thør]

I just got the bad news.

And to think, I wanted to invite him over during the blizzard since he lives 2 blocks away.

I guess the back up is getting a promotion.

But I like the mexican comedian the best.

But, you are going to put the rubber mattress cover on the bed?

 

[smoothg103rd]

How old are you? Seems like you are promoting being a slut to me.

 

[warrior queen]

How old are you? Seems like you are promoting being a slut to me.

Ugh - I can't believe I'm about to defend Funk

smooth..... please explain clearly why a man with a couple of women on the go is a sex-god, while a woman who does the same thing is a slut?

 

[Jennifer]

This has the potential to be a great thread.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ugh - I can't believe I'm about to defend Funk

smooth..... please explain clearly why a man with a couple of women on the go is a sex-god, while a woman who does the same thing is a slut?

I will easily explain. My old head once said something to me that made a lot of sense. A man could fuck a million woman and his dick still feel the same. If a woman fuck a million men will hers? Some shit like that he said. I have nothing against hoes, I kinda like them. I just don't respect the ones that promote it.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

But, you are going to put the rubber mattress cover on the bed?

No need. .

I need to find another Matthew. A good looking introvert who was to lazy to date. That lasted 5 years.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Shopping can be fun.

 

[girlsmiley]

I will easily explain. My old head once said something to me that made a lot of sense. A man could fuck a million woman and his dick still feel the same. If a woman fuck a million men will hers? Some shit like that he said. I have nothing against hoes, I kinda like them. I just don't respect the ones that promote it.

Her dick?

Note to self: When. Home. Check. For. Dick.

 

[warrior queen]

I will easily explain. My old head once said something to me that made a lot of sense. A man could fuck a million woman and his dick still feel the same. If a woman fuck a million men will hers? Some shit like that he said. I have nothing against hoes, I kinda like them. I just don't respect the ones that promote it.

Right.
So basically, your main defence is ignorance of the female anatomy.
Got it.

 

[Mischka]

I will easily explain. My old head once said something to me that made a lot of sense. A man could fuck a million woman and his dick still feel the same. If a woman fuck a million men will hers? Some shit like that he said. I have nothing against hoes, I kinda like them. I just don't respect the ones that promote it.

That does not make sense. Pull the corners of your mouth out toward your ears, then let go. What happens? The mouth immediately snaps back to its pre-stretched state because the tissue is elastic. Do it 100 times. Same result. There's no permanent stretching. The mouth quickly returns to its pre-stretched state and no one would ever know you'd stretched it. The same goes for the vagina.

 

[Jennifer]

Shopping can be fun.

I don't love shopping. Reading Smooth trying to explain this has potential for good times.

 

[girlsmiley]

Her dick?

Note to self: When. Home. Check. For. Dick.

Oh!

And also:

If. Five. Inches. Ask. Family.

 

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[smoothg103rd]

Yall could try and hit me with that stretch back bullshit if you want. But I fucks, so I actually feel the pussy, You don't. And you can feel a difference.

 

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[warrior queen]

Yall could try and hit me with that stretch back bullshit if you want. But I fucks, so I actually feel the pussy, You don't. And you can feel a difference.

You might want to pull your jeans up - your mysoginy is showing

 

[smoothg103rd]

Her dick?

Note to self: When. Home. Check. For. Dick.

You know what I meant.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Why are you all debating a 15 year old from Iowa?

 

[Mischka]

Yall could try and hit me with that stretch back bullshit if you want. But I fucks, so I actually feel the pussy, You don't. And you can feel a difference.

"If the vagina feels "too tight" during lovemaking, the woman is either (1) not interested in sex, or (2) she has not had enough warm-up time to allow her vaginal musculature to relax enough for comfortable insertion. A man who attempts intercourse before the woman is fully aroused–before her vagina has relaxed and become well lubricated–is either sexually unsophisticated or a boor." Psychology Today.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't love shopping. Reading Smooth trying to explain this has potential for good times.

Man shopping can be fun.


He lives with a double standard, he'll either grow out of it or he won't. It makes my head hurt reading it.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You might want to pull your jeans up - your mysoginy is showing

I had to Google mysoginy. But I have 0 hate in my blood (besides for my
enemies). I'm just honest, I speak the truth. And I don't sugarcoat shit. And what I speaks be my personal opinion from my personal experience. I don't speak the word of others. Everything I say you could stamp.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why are you all debating a 15 year old from Iowa?

Now I'm 15. Thought I was a old white guy?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I feel like I just walked into a sister circle. Can someone come back me up?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Back on track people! We have a crisis situation on our hands and need to crowd source a solution! What am I going to do about this blizzard, who will shag me, I am running out of time! I can go looking for Dan but he probably is asleep