The Boy That Went to Heaven...is now going to hell

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A bestselling Christian book that claims to detail a boy's trip to heaven and his return to Earth is being pulled from stores after one of its co-authors admitted he made the whole thing up.

The 2010 memoir, "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven," was written by Alex Malarkey and his father, Kevin Malarkey, a Christian therapist in Ohio.

In 2004, when Alex was 6, the two were badly injured in an automobile accident. Alex ended up in a coma for two months, and the book claims to tell the story of his trips to heaven during that time.

Malarkey described a heaven with a "hole in outer heaven" that goes to hell. He detailed his conversations with Jesus Christ and meetings with the devil, who at one point blamed him for the accident.

But on Tuesday, the boy, who was left a quadriplegic in the accident, took it all back. The Pulpit & Pen website published "An Open Letter to Lifeway and Other Sellers, Buyers, and Marketers of Heaven Tourism, by the Boy Who Did Not Come Back From Heaven,” written by Alex.

"I did not die. I did not go to Heaven," Alex wrote in the open letter, adding:

"I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention. When I made the claims that I did, I had never read the Bible. People have profited from lies, and continue to. They should read the Bible, which is enough. The Bible is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot be infallible."

Tyndale House, the book's publisher, told NPR that it would take the book "and all ancillary products" out of print.

Beth Malarkey, Alex's mother and caregiver, is divorced from Kevin Malarkey. She told the Patheos website that she was troubled by the book, and pointed to a blog post she wrote about it last April.

"It is both puzzling and painful to watch the book 'The Boy who Came Back from Heaven' to not only continue to sell, but to continue, for the most part, to not be questioned," Beth Malarkey wrote at the time. She said her son had not benefitted financially from the book.

Kevin Malarkey has not publicly commented on his son's statement. His blog hasn't been updated in more than four years, and his public Facebook page hasn't featured a new public post since October.

"The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" is part of a growing and popular sub-genre of Christian literature referred to as "heavenly tourism." It had received largely positive reviews from its audience, averaging 3.9 stars on Goodreads, 3.9 stars at Barnes & Noble and 4.2 stars at Amazon.

Alex Malarkey is now a teenager. In 2009, he became the first child to have "Christopher Reeve surgery," which allows him to breathe without a ventilator.
 
poor kid :(

you can't blame him. it's not his fault all the adults were so quick to use him to push their own agenda.

I hope there's no backlash.
 
Wait, that movie was based on a real thing? That's kind of... really horrible. You don't use your child's injury to make up a bullshit story to get rich. Now everybody's gonna know him as "that kid who lied about Jesus" even if that wasn't how it went down, because according to the OP, the family was involved in the church!? That's fucked up. That poor little guy. bad enough he was already irrevocably linked with Greg fucking Kinnear.
 
I think The Boy Who Went to Heaven is a different book than Heaven Is For Real. I think? :confused:

Greg Kinnear did the Heaven is for Real movie, not the one this article is about. I'm not positive, but the kids have two different names.
 
The dude's name was Malarkey. How could anyone be surprised that he was lying his ass off.
 
I think The Boy Who Went to Heaven is a different book than Heaven Is For Real. I think? :confused:

Greg Kinnear did the Heaven is for Real movie, not the one this article is about. I'm not positive, but the kids have two different names.

How many fucking kids are almost dying!? That's... somehow a more important problem in my head than writing down the shit their concussed little brains spew when they wake up and pretending it's real.
 
I don't blame him, he was a child. I blame the father. Also the mother, as she didn't speak up until the movie had already came out.

But when the movie came out, many people pointed out that perhaps this book wasn't true, they were bashed for it.

We all know that the ones who believed this will not change their minds about this, they will say it was outside influences that made this guy say what he is now saying.

I had hoped it was true, but was not surprised that it wasn't.
 
How many fucking kids are almost dying!? That's... somehow a more important problem in my head than writing down the shit their concussed little brains spew when they wake up and pretending it's real.

You want stats, how would I know? Or care to know.
 
I think The Boy Who Went to Heaven is a different book than Heaven Is For Real. I think? :confused:

Greg Kinnear did the Heaven is for Real movie, not the one this article is about. I'm not positive, but the kids have two different names.

I think it was the movie coming out that pushed the mother into speaking up.

At least that was my take on it.
 
I don't think I could blame him anyway. He's a fucking quadriplegic child. How the fuck has he not gotten any money from that book? Didn't his dad write it? What kind of monster writes a book about the ramblings of an injured child and then doesn't give the money to the kid so he can get him some robot legs or someshit? If my kid ever had something like this happen, god forbid, I'd be throwing every penny I had at her. Trying to book news spots and shit to get on the list for those neurotransmitter robot legs.

That Malarkey dude sounds like a piece of shit.
 
You want stats, how would I know? Or care to know.

It just seemed weird that there would be two stories that were that similar. Same exact hallucinations and shit. It freaks me out that this might be a common occurrence. It was more a rhetorical question meant to emphasize that I was, in fact, freaked out by such a possibility.
 
Near death experiences can be explained away as hallucinations or malfunctions of the brain.
 
The dude's name was Malarkey. How could anyone be surprised that he was lying his ass off.

That was the first thing I said to my wife when I saw the story a few days ago. The word means meaningless talk or nonsense.

Fitting I thought.
 
How many fucking kids are almost dying!? That's... somehow a more important problem in my head than writing down the shit their concussed little brains spew when they wake up and pretending it's real.

"almost dying" children seems to be very trendy in conservative circles.
 
Well you know those times when you feel like
There's a sign there on your back
That says I don't mind if you kick me, seems like everybody has
Things go from bad to worse
You think it can't get worse than that
And then they do

You step off the straight and narrow
And you don't know where you are
Used the needle of your compass, to sew up your broken heart
Ask directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam
And she lies to you
That's when you learn the truth

If you're goin' through hell keep on going
Don't slow down if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there


"If You're Going Through Hell"
Rodney Atkins
 
Who here thinks that Heaven is a place from which it's possible to return? What scripture suggests such a thing?
 
Who here thinks that Heaven is a place from which it's possible to return? What scripture suggests such a thing?

People used to waltz in and out of that place all the damn time back in the day.

Paul went and came back in 2 Corinthians 12:1-10, John went and took notes because pretty much all of Revelations happened while he was there. And the 7 Thunders told him to QUIT WRITING THIS SHIT DOWN in 10:4 because apparently writing is forbidden in Heaven like it's fucking Night Vale. But then he later tells him to write shit down and take it to angels, because apparently they aren't omnipotent, or they are, depending on who's writing them. Like Superman. I don't remember the verse but I know Moses came back too because he was just chilling with Jesus on the mountain when he was up there freaking the fuck out because he was about to be crucified, with the explicit point of telling him that it'd be ok because he could come back and it wasn't like he was gonna die for reals.
 
I saw a news story years ago(I think it was on the Science Channel). Anyways, in the story, this scientist figured out a way to let someone experience a near-death experience. He could even pick between the pleasant, heavenly-type experience where you saw dead relatives, or the dark fire & brimstone type experience. If I remember correctly, the test subjects wore a device for about twenty minutes that stimulated a specific part of their brain with either a low-level electric or magnetic field (can't remember which). One specific spot of the brain got the heavenly near-death experience, another spot got the hellfire version. After the stimulation, they were in a completely dark & soundproofed room for an hour or two while they had their near-death experience.

Afterwards, the test subjects descriptions of their experiences sounded just like people that claimed to have experienced real near-death experiences.
 
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The dude's name was Malarkey. How could anyone be surprised that he was lying his ass off.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I saw a really good discussion on the matter between Dr. Balder Dash and Horst Schitt that implied otherwise.
 
Who here thinks that Heaven is a place from which it's possible to return? What scripture suggests such a thing?

I went there for a minute when I had my heart attack. They have a lovely continental breakfast when you first arrive. I told the bartender "Mmm, this mimosa is to die for", and they all groaned and kicked me back out.
 
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