Do women like guys with big tentacles?

That's what the salesman at the octopus store told me. He seemed trustworthy.
 
Every time I play any video game and I have to go into a water temple I just know that there's gonna be a tentacle monster and I spend the entire game going, "It's gonna rape me it's gonna rape me it's gonna- OH SHIT RUN"

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RUN YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!

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I JUST TOLD YOUR DUMB ASS TO RUN!
 
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