Soft Penises

[ms_ann_thrope]

They're no good for anyone.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I wonder if Brady is all arm and no penis?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No sweetie, they indicate that you did a really good job.



Take it as a compliment...

 

[DesEsseintes]

They're quite handy for peeing. Tough to aim when you're pressing down on a morning glory with all your might.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Adre]

They're no good for anyone.

I happen to value mine.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I happen to value mine.

I'll give you $3 dollars US for it.

 

[dolf]

I like them. they easily fit in the mouth, where it's fun to feel them grow. and they're comforting to rest a hand around while you sleep.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Who is in charge of penile pressure? Pfizer?

 

[contrifan32]

your av looks as though you have already bit one off

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

your av looks as though you have already bit one off

Yours looks like a fish.

 

[Curly08]

It's a thing of beauty in a non sexual sense. Just as the male and female form is incredibly beautiful. Erection doesn't mean perfection.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's a thing of beauty in a non sexual sense. Just as the male and female form is incredibly beautiful. Erection doesn't mean perfection.

Form follows function. Nobody buys a limp dildo.

 

[Cucumber_lover]

#cancermakesyoulimp

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

What's your excuse, coward?

 

[Curly08]

Form follows function. Nobody buys a limp dildo.

Yes, but the penis has two functions. You appear to be interested in only one of those. As an owner, I can certainly appreciate both...

 

[domroger]

Yes, but the penis has two functions. You appear to be interested in only one of those. As an owner, I can certainly appreciate both...

^^^^^
This .

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yes, but the penis has two functions. You appear to be interested in only one of those. As an owner, I can certainly appreciate both...

^^^^^
This .

What about using it to stir coffee?

 

[Curly08]

If i stirred your coffee with it would you drink it?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If i stirred your coffee with it would you drink it?

Will your penis reach the bottom of my cup?

 

[Curly08]

how big is your cup?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

how big is your cup?

Bottomless.

 

[Curly08]

I must have a bottom to put my penis into.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I must have a bottom to put my penis into.

PM Islandman.

 

[Cucumber_lover]

What's your excuse, coward?

#limpy