Do you like big butts?

[Que]

Can you lie about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

At the time, I was under the impression he was kidding.

 

[Que]

"Baby Got Back"
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
(LA face with Oakland booty)
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]​

Interesting that, at the time, he implied 36-24-36 was plenty of butt for a woman of 5'3"

These days, a woman of that size would be complaining her butt was too small.

Weird that human attraction does seem to be fungible to the extent that the media and cultural trends can influence such a thing.

 

[Balladeer08]

Can you lie about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

At the time, I was under the impression he was kidding.

I am not a fan of fat. Neither big butts or those over-inflated life-jacket breasts.

And I can't lie about it either.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

No, your ass makes you look fat. Because you are.

How you look won't be an issue
if not for excess adipose tissue.

8)

 

[Cucumber_lover]

#nofamilyloser

 

[Que]

I am not a fan of fat. Neither big butts or those over-inflated life-jacket breasts.

And I can't lie about it either.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

No, your ass makes you look fat. Because you are.

How you look won't be an issue
if not for excess adipose tissue.

8)

I kind of smile about the perfect by 80's standards twenty-somethings that are insecure about their posteriors. I am talking <Jamie Leigh Curtis in "Perfect"> butts. I am not above exploiting that vulnerability.

 

[Balladeer08]

I kind of smile about the perfect by 80's standards twenty-somethings that are insecure about their posteriors. I am talking <Jamie Leigh Curtis in "Perfect"> butts. I am not above exploiting that vulnerability.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/20/theater/Ish650.jpg

 

[Que]

Back when girls went to aerobics classes and, literally, worked their butts off.

I still love a woman with a strong core.

 

[Balladeer08]

Back when girls went to aerobics classes and, literally, worked their butts off.

I still love a woman with a strong core.

A few months ago in the gym I saw a fat broad on the treadmill doing maybe 2 mph while eating a bag of potato chips. I don't think I've ever seen anyone eating while on the treadmill before. I hope to never see it again.

 

[Que]

That is picture worthy...

 

[Cucumber_lover]

#whosboninghertonight?

 

[Que]

#whosboninghertonight?

I would assume the 5th Baron Haden-Guest, Christopher Guest.

Why? You fancy the Lady Haden-Guest, as well?

I might have a shot... but sorry, chumly. You do not have an armadillo in your trousers.

 

[Tryharder62]

I have a big butt and that ain't no lie.

 

[Libsam]

Jen "Butt Girl", she is on my inspiration wall, for those days when I had an extra piece of cheesecake.

http://i6.cdnds.net/14/17/450x450/jen-selter-corset-vanity_fair_instagram_best_bum_gym_handbag.jpg

http://cdn.timesofisrael.com/uploads/2014/01/601201_1376427725944827_971077389_n-e1389067156800.jpg

 

[Balladeer08]

All that lard
don't make me hard
it's time you played the DIET card!

Best lose some weight
'fore it's too late
your ass won't fit inside a crate.

 

[Que]

I have a big butt and that ain't no lie.

Well you picked the right time period to be alive and kickin'

Jen "Butt Girl", she is on my inspiration wall, for those days when I had an extra piece of cheesecake.

Always good to maintain. I never had to when I was young. Now I watch what I eat.

I like mid-size butts, and I can lie as required but prefer not to.

A nice middle of the road position.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ain't nothing like a phat ass in doggy style. Hitting it and watching that ass shake. Man!!

 

[Que]

Ain't nothing like a phat ass in doggy style. Hitting it and watching that ass shake. Man!!

I got no problem with size, but I do appreciate firm. There is a line there somewhere. Hard to define.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I got no problem with size, but I do appreciate firm. There is a line there somewhere. Hard to define.

Don't get me wrong I like em all sizes. I even got a couple of trucks and mini vans I had sex with. I don't discriminate. But a big butt with a slim waist make the sex look better. Slim girls are better fucks tho.

 

[Que]

Don't get me wrong I like em all sizes. I even got a couple of trucks and mini vans I had sex with. I don't discriminate. But a big butt with a slim waist make the sex look better. Slim girls are better fucks tho.

Ok I am already going to get plenty of grief for my musings here about the differences in "attractive" over the last 30 years...

...but "trucks and minivans???"

I am going to have to hide from my own thread!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ok I am already going to get plenty of grief for my musings here about the differences in "attractive" over the last 30 years...

...but "trucks and minivans???"

I am going to have to hide from my own thread!

Lol http://youtu.be/k8D6vkO9RgI

Fat girls need love too. I haven't fuck one in a while, but as I said I don't discriminate. In my younger days I ran across a couple of big girls.

 

[Que]

That is a hilarious clip.

I have a good friend how is quite big. I couldn't tell you, but probably well over 300 and maybe 5'3." Really pretty girl. We were texting once when bored and I dunno how we got on the subject but she was thinking of doing "feeder porn" I didn't even know that was a thing.

She wasn't just defaulting to that, like, "Well I am big so that is my option." She wanted to be even bigger for those fellas that like a little extra to love.

It made me think of the someone fro everyone sort of mindset.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I got a cousin who is about 6'2 and 130 pounds soaking wet. But he is a big chubby chaser. Guess he thinks it's more cushion for the push in. But he really don't like skinny girls. And mostly every time I fucked a big girl it was because of him. He use to live with me so when his big girls would come over and bring a friend I had no choice. I rarely if ever turn down some pussy. But one thing I could say about fat chicks they are freaks. They will do anything you want, I guess with all that low self esteem and all. But one thing for sure, they would eat the dick up like a steak dinner. One of the best head I ever had belongs to this fat girl named tanisha. Man that girl could suck a nail out a coffin.

 

[Que]

You are digging me in deeper.

The way you tell that sounds just like a friend of mine. He looks like a retired NFL running back. He has been clean and sober for like 20 years, but he did crack back in the day and it ruined his teeth. I don't know why he doesn't get that fixed. They have good dental up here and he makes great money now.

Anyway, not a lot of brothers up her so he gets the curiosity thing and he is discreet, but he does pretty good. As long as he doesn't smile hes a good looking guy.

So he is between hookups and this girl that used to crash with a different friend of mine that is back to Detroit now, needs a place. So she crashes at his place. She is actually well put together I think, a little heavy but not morbidly so, but below his standards apparently. He was sort of embarrassed about the situation, felt it made him look a little needier than he actually is, but he can't admit publicly he's getting quality action since most of those belong to someone else.

He says to me, "Query, she just staying with me, I ain't fucking her.." I hadn't asked and I wouldn't have thought anything if he was. When she was staying with my other friend he had nice things to say about her technique and had offered to send her my way, but I had a good FWB at the time.

He goes on to say almost just what you said about bigger girls giving good head. Like you he thinks some self esteem issues at play.

I tried to explain to him the concept of an "oral fixation." it is part of why some people have a problem with food and why some people need to smoke just to have something in their mouth. You seem them chewing on pens or whatever, you know?

He didn't buy that, he says, "they just know they gotta try harder, so they do."

I agree though, that key to good head is the enthusiasm with which the girl goes to work. It sort of makes sense that a lot of bigger girls are pleasers. It isn't easy for me to get off that way, I'm aggressive and I need to be active, not passive. Met a girl a year ago though that could do it. She was a little bitty gymnast looking girl. She had no talent for depth, but she had enthusiasm and she was never-say-die. She was going to work it till she got some sort of reward out of it. I like a girl with a goal.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm telling you man big girls get a A+ on effort. Only turn off is when you are fucking them their stomach, arms and body fat shakes. And they be having them fat rolls. But oral wise they are pros. I just don't like a too skinny girl. The ones that look like they supposed to be on one of those feed the needy commercials in Africa. If you are 90 pounds what could I do with you? Besides throw you around. I'll take a 235 over 90 pounds anyday. I'm not going no lower than 110 and not higher than 250. I prefer 140 to 180, I like them thick.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Not a big fan, but if genetically have a big one, you can't really hide it...



... you might as well flaunt it. Men are perverts...