Any Lit Members that want to fuck you? II

[literot]

A handful. But I'm just fantasy, really. I wonder if anyone would actually think I'm sexy in real life.

You do yourself an injustice Sam ...

 

[lordbleh]

A handful. But I'm just fantasy, really. I wonder if anyone would actually think I'm sexy in real life.

Joins longer queue than black Friday to say your gawd damn right.

 

[*professorx*]

maybe one

 

[coacheric]

A handful. But I'm just fantasy, really. I wonder if anyone would actually think I'm sexy in real life.

My guess is that this feeling is from real life reasons. Trust us when we say that you are beautiful. I would more so say that most men are probably more afraid to approach a beautiful woman figuring that either there is no way they are not already with someone or just figure you are way out of our league.

I know that for me, I'm a lot more shy than I am here. I would walk on by and then thing about you later that nite.

 

[IhateClowns]

So many it is beyond ridiculous. Tired of being treated like a sexual piece of meat. I have feelings and just want to be held sometimes.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Rushes to front of line. xo. My velvet voiced love.

 

[mindseduction]

Not really but that's understandable, I never hang around long anymore.

 

[Kudram123]

Rushes to front of line. xo. My velvet voiced love.

http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/9T4/bkA/9T4bkAyXc.gif

Always soaked? Always good to go

 

[omgitselaine]

Sooo I've been told ??

 

[greyjim]

I am guessing no....

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

there might be a poor soul or two who thinks they can handle 'this'

*gestures up and down body with hands*

ATTENTION: that is a joke.

(nobody could handle it)

 

[sultan_sd]

there might be a poor soul or two who thinks they can handle 'this'

*gestures up and down body with hands*

ATTENTION: that is a joke.

(nobody could handle it)

And that was post 69 hundred, lol

 

[37_ttej]

there might be a poor soul or two who thinks they can handle 'this'

*gestures up and down body with hands*

ATTENTION: that is a joke.

(nobody could handle it)

Found you a poster, Bella.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5c/aa/a2/5caaa28c9513708494e281937633897d.jpg

 

[jameslewis]

Oooh, Mr Lewis, you sound like a very nice young man. I'd certainly give your ding-a-ling a good ring except my sciatica's playing up and my artificial hip tends to pop out if I twist the wrong way. Would you settle for a little suckling, then sweetie? Just let me take my falsies out ...

Aunt Agnes!! How many times have I told you DO NOT TOUCH MY LAPTOP!!

Oh, man! Sorry James, it's the meds: she thinks she's still 19 instead of 91.

I'm gonna have to change my Lit password. Again.

Oh Agnes, sweet Agnes. Can't you hear me calling you? (Turn up your hearing aid dear.)
The only woman to respond to my pleas. I dream of nights together, trading body shots of Tequila and Prune Juice. Yes, I'm intoxicated by you and I'm trying to get you drunk so I can get into your Depends. Leave the false teeth at home honey. You, me, and your walker - we'll dance till dawn.PS. Watch out for your nephew, he has evil plans for you dear.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh Agnes, sweet Agnes. Can't you hear me calling you? (Turn up your hearing aid dear.)
The only woman to respond to my pleas. I dream of nights together, trading body shots of Tequila and Prune Juice. Yes, I'm intoxicated by you and I'm trying to get you drunk so I can get into your Depends. Leave the false teeth at home honey. You, me, and your walker - we'll dance till dawn.PS. Watch out for your nephew, he has evil plans for you dear.

well, I was thinking jameslewis did, but now I'm not sure that I'm his type after all.....

 

[Trixareforkids]

Oh Agnes, sweet Agnes. Can't you hear me calling you? (Turn up your hearing aid dear.)
The only woman to respond to my pleas. I dream of nights together, trading body shots of Tequila and Prune Juice. Yes, I'm intoxicated by you and I'm trying to get you drunk so I can get into your Depends. Leave the false teeth at home honey. You, me, and your walker - we'll dance till dawn.PS. Watch out for your nephew, he has evil plans for you dear.

I think Agnes needs her own thread!


Oh, I guess should answer the question. Uh, possibly...

 

[sh60fh]

Sooo I've been told ??

I am sure I told you once or three times.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Oh Agnes, sweet Agnes. Can't you hear me calling you? (Turn up your hearing aid dear.)
The only woman to respond to my pleas. I dream of nights together, trading body shots of Tequila and Prune Juice. Yes, I'm intoxicated by you and I'm trying to get you drunk so I can get into your Depends. Leave the false teeth at home honey. You, me, and your walker - we'll dance till dawn.PS. Watch out for your nephew, he has evil plans for you dear.

I'm on this...

 

[HornyProf]

A handful. But I'm just fantasy, really. I wonder if anyone would actually think I'm sexy in real life.

The pics could be one big hallucination, but assuming they are not, you are definitely sexy!

 

[Typeropewalker]

I certainly hope so!

 

[GothAngelBabe]

I am thinking yes.

 

[MsLead]

I do know of at least one....

 

[xtinelauren1]

There were a couple but I disappeared for a while, so not anymoreee

 

[Slow Ride469]

Once upon a time,but not anymore....I'm just here for the ride

 

[pfflyerhot]

Some say, but I doubt they would.