When an idiot throws himself at you

[parodyluvr75]

Do you step out of the way, so his stupid doesn't get on you?

 

[Cucumber_lover]

#donttalkaboutquery

 

[parodyluvr75]

#donttalkaboutquery

He's never thrown himself at me, have you?

 

[Tathagata]

Do you step out of the way, so his stupid doesn't get on you?

I break his Duran Duran records and shave his mullet.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I break his Duran Duran records and shave his mullet.

Am I wrong because your post turned me on a little?

 

[Tathagata]

Am I wrong because your post turned me on a little?

Nah it turned me on a little too

 

[richard_daily]

Am I wrong because your post turned me on a little?

Nah it turned me on a little too

More than anyone can say about duranman.

 

[parodyluvr75]

More than anyone can say about duranman.

He turns himself on, so there's at least one.

 

[bronzeage]

Do you step out of the way, so his stupid doesn't get on you?

I once had an idiot throw up on me because I didn't step out of the way.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I once had an idiot throw up on me because I didn't step out of the way.

A perfect example of how messy idiots can be.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Yes. I've dealt with too many idiots recently. Once you get that on your clothes, it takes 5 washes to get out. Even then, I read a dictionary to cleanse myself.

 

[Que]

Yes. I've dealt with too many idiots recently. Once you get that on your clothes, it takes 5 washes to get out. Even then, I read a dictionary to cleanse myself.

If you pre-soak by leafing through a thesaurus first, you need less dictionary time to get the idiot out.

 

[TwinkleStars]

If you pre-soak by leafing through a thesaurus first, you need less dictionary time to get the idiot out.

Oh, wow! Really? Hmm, thanks!

*goes of to look for thesaurus*

 

[GothAngelBabe]

OMG. I had one leach like this luckily I requested a pix, that ended it. Not only did he have a crazy persuasion for me, (without ever seeing my pix) but he kept thinking he could convince me to have a thing for him, saw the pix, that was it, blocked. I don't judge based on looks, but his personality was freaky and too over the top even for my random one.. if I choose to like someone, nobody is going to delete that off my mind, especially the more you try to push yourself, the more I am apt to revolt. I love people as a general thing, but if you annoy me the wrong way, I will react. I am not told what to do by anyone!!!

Rant over. Be safe.

 

[parodyluvr75]

An ugly personality makes or breaks a man for me too. Once I see that ugly, that's all I'll ever see, I don't care how attractive the outside is. I'm lucky my friend has an outside that matches his inside. He'd say the same about me but then love is blind.

 

[Que]

An ugly personality makes or breaks a man for me too. Once I see that ugly, that's all I'll ever see, I don't care how attractive the outside is. I'm lucky my friend has an outside that matches his inside. He'd say the same about me but then love is blind.

Man or woman, have ever seen someone get ugly with other people and their partner looks not at all uncomfortable? As if that ugly will never touch them?

Perhaps it is a case of sour grapes, but I like being not a head-turning specimen of a man. I'll be out with a tall, handsome friend and watch bitchy girls turn on the sweet for him. He seems unaware the girl is a bitch.

I have seen this phenomenon with other similarly "blessed" guys, not just my current wingman. Technically I am more his wingman, he is clueless about such things. He is under the impression that picking up girls involves standing around looking handsome, waiting for one of them to come flirt.

 

[SuprSalor]

Yes. I've dealt with too many idiots recently. Once you get that on your clothes, it takes 5 washes to get out. Even then, I read a dictionary to cleanse myself.

Which brand of dictionary do you prefer? Merriam-Webster? Oxford? Or some other brand?

 

[parodyluvr75]

How many times have you quoted me and I've not responded?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Which brand of dictionary do you prefer? Merriam-Webster? Oxford? Or some other brand?

That makes all the difference.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Which brand of dictionary do you prefer? Merriam-Webster? Oxford? Or some other brand?

Oxford. I feel the idiocy wash away after just a few pages.

 

[Cucumber_lover]

Man or woman, have ever seen someone get ugly with other people and their partner looks not at all uncomfortable? As if that ugly will never touch them?

Perhaps it is a case of sour grapes, but I like being not a head-turning specimen of a man. I'll be out with a tall, handsome friend and watch bitchy girls turn on the sweet for him. He seems unaware the girl is a bitch.

I have seen this phenomenon with other similarly "blessed" guys, not just my current wingman. Technically I am more his wingman, he is clueless about such things. He is under the impression that picking up girls involves standing around looking handsome, waiting for one of them to come flirt.

#shortuglywingman

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^^#tinycucumber