how do you fight crime?

[neci]

how do you stop the bleed and heal?

 

[CandiCame]

Is that a song or are you hoping one of us is Batman. Not only Batman, but a Batman so stupid he's gonna slip up and revile himself to the interwebs.

 

[lovetoread]

I put on my spandex and run when my city needs me.

 

[marshalt]

Boondock Saints style

 

[girlsmiley]

Justice League.

 

[Riles]

Plasma grenade.

 

[Sinny]

Nail gun.

 

[neci]

i am taking notes. i doubt i should run around my city in spandex, less i just want to scare the robbers and make people laugh.

 

[spacekowboy]

With a badge and a gun.


And a propensity to profile minorities.

 

[tactful]

Usually if it's really bad, I use Tide, ShopRite had a great sale two weeks ago, a buy one get one, works fantastic and the clothes smell fresh and clean, I can't say enough about it as you can,,
er what, oh
Nevermind

 

[parodyluvr75]

I put on my spandex and run when my city needs me.

Marry me?

 

[pete]

i used to keep a carpet knife in my car for years.
those double-sided blue steel blades are sharp as fuck. i knew a carpet installer who accidentally sliced his hand down to the tendon on a dull blade

 

[Ardent1]

I wear a cape. Just a cape.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I wear a cape. Just a cape.

Pictures?

 

[pete]

Pictures?

haha
you're a hawk for teh cock

 

[Que]

Is that a song or are you hoping one of us is Batman. Not only Batman, but a Batman so stupid he's gonna slip up and revile himself to the interwebs.

I am known to suffer the occasional bout of self loathing but I try to keep it to myself. No use publicly reviling myself. Just makes it worse.

i am taking notes. i doubt i should run around my city in spandex, less i just want to scare the robbers and make people laugh.

Tights are definitely key.

 

[parodyluvr75]

haha
you're a hawk for teh cock

It's scarce on here.

 

[pete]

It's scarce on here.

aw, sorry my friend.

i've posted my tired old junk too much already, perhaps some other gents will step up

 

[parodyluvr75]

aw, sorry my friend.

i've posted my tired old junk too much already, perhaps some other gents will step up

True, we need more stand-up guys, like you.

 

[evesdream]

how do you stop the bleed and heal?

Eggs or over-ripe tomatoes thrown furtively in the dead of night from the 4th floor window to interfere with obnoxious car stereo sound-system abusers parked outside the apartment building. It's surprisingly satisfying and often effective.

 

[Not Normal]

I do it the boring way, I call the professionals.

Eggs or over-ripe tomatoes thrown furtively in the dead of night from the 4th floor window to interfere with obnoxious car stereo sound-system abusers parked outside the apartment building. It's surprisingly satisfying and often effective.

That is awesome!

 

[evesdream]

I do it the boring way, I call the professionals.



That is awesome!

Ugh, you know it's because the professionals can never be arsed to arrive on time for this type of call. I was delighted when my husband described how tough it actually is to clean dried egg yolk off of a car.

Anyway, if you'll sew me a suit and cape maybe I can make arrangements to swing by your place with my groceries and help you out, too.

 

[missgreekgeek]

With my spiderman mask.
And uniform.
And heels.

 

[thør]

I give to the food bank.

 

[Not Normal]

Ugh, you know it's because the professionals can never be arsed to arrive on time for this type of call. I was delighted when my husband described how tough it actually is to clean dried egg yolk off of a car.

Anyway, if you'll sew me a suit and cape maybe I can make arrangements to swing by your place with my groceries and help you out, too.

http://i.imgur.com/YqFx59u.gif

I'm lucky, our neighborhood is pretty quiet.