Woman-on-top and penile fractures

[ouchfeelsgood]

This article may be of interest to couples who like the "woman-on-top" position:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sci...ngerous-sex-position-scientists-conclude.html

 

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[Que]

Yes, Ouch; No, Feelsgood. I have not broken mine but it does not feel good when a girl lifts all the way off and fail to "stick" the landing.

Also we did this thread yesterday.

 

[yossi]

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

 

[Que]

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

~laughs~

A cavalier attitude about the fragility of male genitalia in the coitus is something I have observed seems universal to women.

It makes sense that they would think we are more robust than we are. We are rarely going to complain as long as the pleasure is slightly ahead of the discomfort.

I famously only turned my wife down for sex one and a half time. The half time was more of a tap-out. I was pumping away with evidently a grimace on my face.

"What is with the face?" Wifey inquired, with concern.

"I have a splitting headache and it hurts more when I move my neck." Says I.

"Well, STOP, We can finish this later." She offered.

"But it feels good...."

 

[LadyVer]

Wow. I've never heard of penile fractures. I'm glad I saw this thread.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Yes, Ouch; No, Feelsgood. I have not broken mine but it does not feel good when a girl lifts all the way off and fail to "stick" the landing.

Also we did this thread yesterday.

Lol. And I agree with you that it definitely does not feel good. Not my idea of erotic S&M play!
(Didn't realize the topic was already started in another thread)

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Wow. I've never heard of penile fractures. I'm glad I saw this thread.

I've heard of the medical condition but fortunately have never experienced it, despite being on the bottom on numerous occasions.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I heard there was a video of pinky breaking some dude dick a couple of years ago. I never watched it tho, dick pain is one of the worst pains.

 

[lemonbread]

I generally go for a back and forth, hip griding, type movement when on top. Seems to work fine, and doesn't result in any slippages or bad re-entry.

 

[MNGuy]

I'll have to inform the SO to make sure to 'stick the landing' next time she's riding me while I'm tied up.

 

[jacktar48]

Wow. I've never heard of penile fractures. I'm glad I saw this thread.

Congress has investigated this evil threat to the health of the average American Dick. In depth.
All adults are required to report for sexual retraining at the nearest WalMart, Walgreens, or CVS pharmacy. If you cannot afford a partner, one will be provided to you free of charge.
Unless you don't have health insurance. Then it will cost you $3000.

 

[LadyVer]

Congress has investigated this evil threat to the health of the average American Dick. In depth.
All adults are required to report for sexual retraining at the nearest WalMart, Walgreens, or CVS pharmacy. If you cannot afford a partner, one will be provided to you free of charge.
Unless you don't have health insurance. Then it will cost you $3000.

Anything you say, dearest.

 

[jacktar48]

Just wondering, would that be a "soft tissue injury?" Better check with your insurance company on that one! It might not be covered, seeing as how the tissue in question could not have been soft or the injury would never have occurred.

A true oxymoron. I hope this doesn't stick in your mind and haunt your dreams as I'm sure it will mine.

 

[Que]

I generally go for a back and forth, hip griding, type movement when on top. Seems to work fine, and doesn't result in any slippages or bad re-entry.

Grinding is perfectly acceptable. You can skip the advanced training I typically require and climb on at will.

 

[justd2]

On the up side: I imagine our package, would look impressive in pants, with a splint wrapped around our manhood.

 

[smoothg103rd]

On the up side: I imagine our package, would look impressive in pants, with a splint wrapped around our manhood.

Can't use it, so that defeat the purpose.

 

[doowdniw]

I have broken several bones, but I'm happy to report that I have never broken my boner.

 

[Que]

Can't use it, so that defeat the purpose.

True that. I'd rather tuck it back than break it!

Pro-tip:

If you wrap a belt around her waist and use it to grip you can both control the rhythm and keep her from climbing up off of it. The belt also makes a convenient mounting point for the wrist cuffs.

~from what I understand.

 

[jacktar48]

On the up side: I imagine our package, would look impressive in pants, with a splint wrapped around our manhood.

Could become a fashion statement. And of course you could ask selected people to sign your cast.

I've long thought that a comeback in the penile gourd market was overdue. It would also help to keep fractures aligned.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4sbbtbAq7JAYi-a9Fd2hbQGkrToIVhiIvU7VvTntZyoDZANhHvQ

 

[Que]

Could become a fashion statement. And of course you could ask selected people to sign your cast.

I've long thought that a comeback in the penile gourd market was long overdue. It would also help to keep fractures aligned.

Wait. He said splint.

An actual cast has possibilities...

 

[LadyVer]

Could become a fashion statement. And of course you could ask selected people to sign your cast.

I've long thought that a comeback in the penile gourd market was long overdue. It would also help to keep fractures aligned.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4sbbtbAq7JAYi-a9Fd2hbQGkrToIVhiIvU7VvTntZyoDZANhHvQ

Out of curiosity, did you do a "penis gourd" search?

 

[smoothg103rd]

True that. I'd rather tuck it back than break it!

Pro-tip:

If you wrap a belt around her waist and use it to grip you can both control the rhythm and keep her from climbing up off of it. The belt also makes a convenient mounting point for the wrist cuffs.

~from what I understand.

You talking while she is riding you? Or in any position?

 

[jacktar48]

Out of curiosity, did you do a "penis gourd" search?

no, I just keep these things handy

 

[Que]

You talking while she is riding you? Or in any position?

Not so much.

In fact it is possible that the only reason I get laid at all is that girls are curious if the can shut me the "fuck' up. It usually works.

I do a fair amount of vocalizing but rarely complete sentences, and I leave out the commas.