Any Lit Members that want to fuck you? II

[justuandmekiddo]

Only in my mind

 

[37_ttej]

I don't know; and I'm curious, so I'm taking a poll.
A. Yes, but only if you were the last man standing.
B. I'd use you like a toy for my own selfish pleasures.
C. Yes, if I were drunk. Really drunk. Really, really drunk.
D. If I go 6 months without, and I'm really desperate. Like, hate myself desperate.
E. Write in your own response.

I'd like to hear from any ladies, what do you think? I've cleared my inbox for both your responses.

Oooh, Mr Lewis, you sound like a very nice young man. I'd certainly give your ding-a-ling a good ring except my sciatica's playing up and my artificial hip tends to pop out if I twist the wrong way. Would you settle for a little suckling, then sweetie? Just let me take my falsies out ...

Aunt Agnes!! How many times have I told you DO NOT TOUCH MY LAPTOP!!

Oh, man! Sorry James, it's the meds: she thinks she's still 19 instead of 91.

I'm gonna have to change my Lit password. Again.

 

[Matthew82]

Really...count me in

Sweet! I have one!

 

[sereneone4u]

Not a one.

 

[Matthew82]

Maaaybe ??

So coy you are..

 

[Matthew82]

One or two but most men on here would fuck a trapped rat.

Not this man. Yikes!

 

[DukeSupernature]

Who wouldn't?

 

[pfflyerhot]

Nah... probably not.

 

[Slow Ride469]

There was one or two

But now it's doubtful

 

[jameslewis]

Oooh, Mr Lewis, you sound like a very nice young man. I'd certainly give your ding-a-ling a good ring except my sciatica's playing up and my artificial hip tends to pop out if I twist the wrong way. Would you settle for a little suckling, then sweetie? Just let me take my falsies out ...

Aunt Agnes!! How many times have I told you DO NOT TOUCH MY LAPTOP!!

Oh, man! Sorry James, it's the meds: she thinks she's still 19 instead of 91.

I'm gonna have to change my Lit password. Again.

ROFLAO. Bravo!! Tell Agnes she's number one on my hit parade.

 

[Kat73]

Not a one!

 

[troubledone]

Not a one!

Liar , half the world wants to but if you insist

Add the first

 

[SweetSam42]

A handful. But I'm just fantasy, really. I wonder if anyone would actually think I'm sexy in real life.

 

[desiwife16]

Quite a few.

 

[MrRetro]

Nah... probably not.

I seriously doubt that...

 

[RustyIron]

OOhhhh *sighs* I don't believe there is, I will just dream on............

 

[PeteHulbert37]

A handful. But I'm just fantasy, really. I wonder if anyone would actually think I'm sexy in real life.

I don't know why you think like that. I suppose we all have our insecurities. It's a big jump from fantasy to real life. I've been close in the past, but never made the jump. Mostly I just miss the connection and closeness. I think we all want to feel desired.

 

[37_ttej]

ROFLAO. Bravo!! Tell Agnes she's number one on my hit parade.

Please tell me you meant hit list.
If it's quick and painless and not obviously a 'hit' I'll even wire you a bonus.

(Disclaimer: 'Aunt Agnes' is a fictitious character and any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Jett does not condone ANY violence against the elderly. Even the frustrating, annoying, mentally unstable ones. Remember, we'll all get old eventually.)

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Yes. Her name is...I ain't saying.

 

[texas cop]

Not a one!

I do!!!!!!

 

[texas cop]

I think i added another one to my list...for a grand total of 1. Yaaayyy meeee!!!!!

 

[firefighterscott]

Still no idea

 

[Kelleebabes]

Still no idea

I love my cat too...Mr. VELVET EAR..

perhaps we should officially meet Scott...I'm Kellee...

 

[firefighterscott]

I love my cat too...Mr. VELVET EAR..

perhaps we should officially meet Scott...I'm Kellee...

Hello nice to meet you I'm Scott I have 4 cats. Lucy and Oscar and runty and Thor.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

hopefully

Hello nice to meet you I'm Scott I have 4 cats. Lucy and Oscar and runty and Thor.

I think there are a couplr or 10...I hope so.