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MatthewVett
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I, uh, think I know why you can't find it. Pretty sure Lit doesn't have castration stories... Or do you mean she cut off the vacuum cleaner?
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I have a better idea.
Why doesn't she hit the blow button on the vacuum instead of suck in order to get her kid's dick out of there?
Why doesn't she hit the blow button on the vacuum instead of suck in order to get her kid's dick out of there?
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Cutting off testicles is castration. Cutting off a dick is penisectomy. Hey, I just wrote that into a story -- except instead of a sharp implement, the fella's cock was so stiff and brittle that it broke off inside her steel-hard cunt. Yow. She had to pay the cleanup crew extra. [Stay tuned for GHOST OF A CHANCE.]
The first electric floor cleaners blew rather than sucked. It took a few decades for some smart guy to reverse the compressor. Yes, all vacuums need a polarity toggle. We'll get right on that. [/me sends note to Marketing]
MatthewVett
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Well, if we're getting pedantic, it's a penectomy.
poor guy. That must really suck....
I can't find it either.
Hey guys, I know this thread is two years old, but I remember this story too. I read it several years ago and just recently recalled it, figuring it would be somewhere in my favourites. When I couldn't find it in search, or tags, I did a broader search which led me here to this, rather unhelpful, discussion.
As I recall, the mother in the story was very witty and had a sharp tongue on her. She seemed more concerned for her precious vacuum cleaner hose than she did for her son's wayward knob. She did help him to cut it off (the hose, not his dick) eventually, but she wasn't happy about it!
The story was a delight to read with its wonderful sense of humour, delicious dialogue and erotic nature. I would be ever so glad if you could help a girl out and point her in the right direction. I really want to read it now!!!
Cheers fellas,
Love Zoe. xxx
Hey guys, I know this thread is two years old, but I remember this story too. I read it several years ago and just recently recalled it, figuring it would be somewhere in my favourites. When I couldn't find it in search, or tags, I did a broader search which led me here to this, rather unhelpful, discussion.
As I recall, the mother in the story was very witty and had a sharp tongue on her. She seemed more concerned for her precious vacuum cleaner hose than she did for her son's wayward knob. She did help him to cut it off (the hose, not his dick) eventually, but she wasn't happy about it!
The story was a delight to read with its wonderful sense of humour, delicious dialogue and erotic nature. I would be ever so glad if you could help a girl out and point her in the right direction. I really want to read it now!!!
Cheers fellas,
Love Zoe. xxx
