magicmikeaustin
show me the money $
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2012
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You're a dick.
I'm here trolling for 'tards. I had one but your ... distracted my sensitive capabilities.
be insensitive, you are really good at it
...maybe we can tag team
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You're a dick.
I'm here trolling for 'tards. I had one but your ... distracted my sensitive capabilities.
...Good gurl! You are rounding back into form.![]()
Good gurl! You are rounding back into form.![]()
be insensitive, you are really good at it...
maybe we can tag team![]()
Why must you spell "girl" with a "u"?
Lettuce not discuss my round anything. I'm flat. Remember?
Only if you desist from using those fucking emoticons. You're showing your age.
you want me to cease and desist ?
(sounds good on paper).... <<< for good measure
and BTW you calling me old ? ... Bitch??? ....
I'm flat. Remember?
I did not call you old.
I said you were old.
You see the difference; yes?
I do indeed recall. After you sent me your (unsolicited) titty pics I plastered them all over the interwebs. The response was, shall we say, lukewarm.
50 is the new 30, just wait
did I ever tell you I think you are very sexy. the bitch part included

I completely understand.






Much like your threads.
I completely understand.
No. Tell me again.![]()
It has taken us so long to get where we are today. And I cherish that.
Just so I understand, I can fuck anyone I want and you can be as tall as you want? Is that pretty much it? Way cool, baby.![]()
Vomit actually spewed forth.
You called me, "baby."
I must go die.
You called me, "baby."
Vomit actually spewed forth.
You called me, "baby."
I must go die.
good thing you and and I are both happily married, we could make cyber babies
and cute ones (as long as your genes are stronger than mine !....)
did I ever tell you I think you are HOTT
you are tiring. Give it up..
I like you, Mike. My real children are more than enough. Lol.
You can PM the mod for a UserName change. "Vag" should suit you nicely.
You're most welcome.
You can PM the mod for a UserName change. "Vag" should suit you nicely.
You're most welcome.
i do not think "Vag" is available
wow..such a sharp wit. Impressive...I am in awe...![]()
Vage~
go all in!!
No, darling... say, ahhhh.
It is the only way Mike 's testicles will fit.
You just did.
just does not feel right. WTF