I want a husband for valentine's day.

[parodyluvr75]

He has to sweet, kind, cute and sex machine. If he does good, I'll keep him.

 

[oggbashan]

He has to sweet, kind, cute and sex machine. If he does good, I'll keep him.

Does he need to be feathered?

If so, will you be wearing Red Feathers and a Hula Hula Skirt?

 

[bronzeage]

He has to sweet, kind, cute and sex machine. If he does good, I'll keep him.

That's just for they day, right? I'll need to home around 8, or so.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Me too; I have a tree that needs cut down.

 

[Wings]

Your own or someone else's?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Your own or someone else's?

My own. It's a huge maple sitting at the corner of the Manse. It's split down the middle and a good wind is going to blow it over. The tree expert wants $3,000 to take it down, but I'm sure a good husband could do it with some buddies for a few beers and maybe a pizza.

 

[oggbashan]

My own. It's a huge maple sitting at the corner of the Manse. It's split down the middle and a good wind is going to blow it over. The tree expert wants $3,000 to take it down, but I'm sure a good husband could do it with some buddies for a few beers and maybe a pizza.

As long as they don't decide after a few beers that dynamite would be the solution.

 

[Wings]

I meant the husband you goober.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Does he need to be feathered?

If so, will you be wearing Red Feathers and a Hula Hula Skirt?

I could swing that.

That's just for they day, right? I'll need to home around 8, or so.

For you, I'd make special provisions.

Me too; I have a tree that needs cut down.

Hey, you want a husband make your own thread, buddy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I could swing that.


For you, I'd make special provisions.



Hey, you want a husband make your own thread, buddy.

Don't talk like that to my future husband.

 

[neci]

My own. It's a huge maple sitting at the corner of the Manse. It's split down the middle and a good wind is going to blow it over. The tree expert wants $3,000 to take it down, but I'm sure a good husband could do it with some buddies for a few beers and maybe a pizza.

don't forget to suck the dick. tree cuttings deserve dick suckings.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't talk like that to my future husband.

I'm thinking he don't want a wife, he might want a lumberjack.

 

[parodyluvr75]

don't forget to suck the dick. tree cuttings deserve dick suckings.

Truth.

 

[JohnnySavage]

A thread chock full 'O perverts!

Husbands do more than just perform sexual services you know. They do man stuff around the house.

Like cutting down a tree.

 

[DesEsseintes]

A thread chock full 'O perverts!

Husbands do more than just perform sexual services you know. They do man stuff around the house.

Like cutting down a tree.

Don't forget lying on a chaise longue, eating peeled Muscat grapes from a silver slipper and composing Alexandrines to the accompaniment of Tallis.

Husbands are a varied lot.

 

[parodyluvr75]

A thread chock full 'O perverts!

Husbands do more than just perform sexual services you know. They do man stuff around the house.

Like cutting down a tree.

Neci and I were implying that performing sexual services for them, gently encourages them to do things like fix the sink or chop down a tree. Everyone needs motivation and rewards, Mr. Savage.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Neci and I were implying that performing sexual services for them, gently encourages them to do things like fix the sink or chop down a tree. Everyone needs motivation and rewards, Mr. Savage.

I offered beer and pizza.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I offered beer and pizza.

You're suppose to take care of them after the beer and pizza, you're so naive.

 

[neci]

I offered beer and pizza.

I can buy my own beer and pizza. I cannot suck my own dick.

 

[pete]

seems to me the fine folks on craigslist could solve every problem in this thread.

parody's need for a husband

johnny's need for a tree guy

neci's need for balls

 

[Noor]

Don't forget lying on a chaise longue, eating peeled Muscat grapes from a silver slipper and composing Alexandrines to the accompaniment of Tallis.

Husbands are a varied lot.

I had lots of Tallis last Valentine's Day...
Other than the ghost and dinner, it was a hard week

 

[Noor]

Neci and I were implying that performing sexual services for them, gently encourages them to do things like fix the sink or chop down a tree. Everyone needs motivation and rewards, Mr. Savage.

Actually I find feeding them their favorite food or doing something no one else has ever done for them works better, sex is too short lived. It is a nice bonus.

seems to me the fine folks on craigslist could solve every problem in this thread.

parody's need for a husband

johnny's need for a tree guy

neci's need for balls

I am very good at writing profiles and ads that get results.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I had lots of Tallis last Valentine's Day...
Other than the ghost and dinner, it was a hard week

I can only imagine. I'm sorry. Oddly enough, though I didn't know Byron at all (I feel I have come to know him a little through your posts) I listened to this for the first time in ages this morning and it made me think of him.

 

[Noor]

I can only imagine. I'm sorry. Oddly enough, though I didn't know Byron at all (I feel I have come to know him a little through your posts) I listened to this for the first time in ages this morning and it made me think of him.

Thank you.

Yes, I can see him in it.

 

[islandman]

He has to sweet, kind, cute and sex machine. If he does good, I'll keep him.

I could use an electrician one to help me put a new circuit in the basement.