The "C" word. MHO

[lurchman007]

You like the penis, eh?

How on earth did you come up with that conclusion?

 

[lurchman007]

I dont like it if I hear people using it as a way of being cruel. ie saying:

"You are a useless cunt."

It doesn't phase me if it is used in erotica or porn or if hubby manly growls in my ear:

"You have a fucking tight sexxxy cunt."

There are so many terms for the lady garden but I giggle when I read stuff like this:

"Norman strode across the room his hairy chest and muscular abs glistening with baby oil like dew drops on the morning flowers. His turgid cock struck a pose better than some harlot on Vogue magazine.

He grabbed Esmeralda Banana Hammock by her hair and yanked her head back like a flip top on a bottle of ketchup and whispered in her ear.

"I want to feel and fuck your plump fresh meat curtains on my pulsating man pole till you scream I am done and cum dribbles from your slippery crevices."


So sexxxy.

An ex girlfriend once told me to fuck her harder, I climbed off, got dressed and went for a walk. When I got back I told her never to use that kind of language in bed again. I am actually not partial to women using words like fuck or cunt, but I am definitely against a woman using it in bed.

I like your little piece at the bottom, it is quite a turn on.

 

[lurchman007]

*pukes*

Sorry, that question was actually directed at Richard, I didn't mean generally. I should have been more specific.

 

[Fata Morgana]

An ex girlfriend once told me to fuck her harder, I climbed off, got dressed and went for a walk. When I got back I told her never to use that kind of language in bed again. I am actually not partial to women using words like fuck or cunt, but I am definitely against a woman using it in bed.

I like your little piece at the bottom, it is quite a turn on.

You are quite the bellend it seems.

 

[lurchman007]

your attitude is more of a turn off than any word I ever heard.

fleshlight.

I never knew that being offended by one word determined a persons entire attitude.

 

[Tathagata]

An ex girlfriend once told me to fuck her harder, I climbed off, got dressed and went for a walk. When I got back I told her never to use that kind of language in bed again. I am actually not partial to women using words like fuck or cunt, but I am definitely against a woman using it in bed.

This would be the key phrase

 

[dolf]

An ex girlfriend once told me to fuck her harder, I climbed off, got dressed and went for a walk. When I got back I told her never to use that kind of language in bed again. I am actually not partial to women using words like fuck or cunt, but I am definitely against a woman using it in bed.

I like your little piece at the bottom, it is quite a turn on.

if a boyfriend of mine had behaved like that, the door would have been locked when he came back and his shit would have been outside it.

you deliberately made a woman feel dirty and rejected, just because you're not into that. it's a shitty, emotionally bullying thing to do.

you're an abusive cunt.

 

[lurchman007]

You'd be more pleasing if you weren't such a cunt.

Again, I should have been more specific as that question was directed at Richard.

 

[Fata Morgana]

if a boyfriend of mine had behaved like that, the door would have been locked when he came back and his shit would have been outside it.

you deliberately made a woman feel dirty and rejected, just because you're not into that. it's a shitty, emotionally bullying thing to do.

you're an abusive cunt.

Fuck me harder.

 

[dolf]

Fuck me harder.

 

[lurchman007]

if a boyfriend of mine had behaved like that, the door would have been locked when he came back and his shit would have been outside it.

you deliberately made a woman feel dirty and rejected, just because you're not into that. it's a shitty, emotionally bullying thing to do.

you're an abusive cunt.

She was understanding, she apologized, I apologized and life went on.

 

[bluebell]

An ex girlfriend once told me to fuck her harder, I climbed off, got dressed and went for a walk. When I got back I told her never to use that kind of language in bed again. I am actually not partial to women using words like fuck or cunt, but I am definitely against a woman using it in bed.

I never knew that being offended by one word determined a persons entire attitude.

http://beyondthemarquee.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tumblr_mjm8hht6hV1s4zjvuo1_500.gif

 

[dolf]

She was understanding, she apologized, I apologized and life went on.

you're an abusive douchebag. her apology changes nothing.

 

[lurchman007]

you're an abusive douchebag. her apology changes nothing.

If one act of abuse makes me abusive, then I am guilty as charged.

 

[dolf]

i'm bored of your douchery. iggyland.

 

[Debbie]

An ex girlfriend once told me to fuck her harder, I climbed off, got dressed and went for a walk. When I got back I told her never to use that kind of language in bed again. I am actually not partial to women using words like fuck or cunt, but I am definitely against a woman using it in bed.

I like your little piece at the bottom, it is quite a turn on.

Sometimes in the throes of sweaty sexxxy time a lady is going to be carried
away and scream and swear like a pirate who's parrot has just knicked off with the key to the treasure chest where the grog is stored and the secret treasure map he won off Jack Sparrow in a game of strip pirate poker.

So your lady gets all het up and cusses you are going to pause mid stroke, pull out and f#@k off?

Is it a deal breaker if the sexxy lady cant help herself?


I'm quite a quiet gal but I have been known to scream Oh my God f#@k me!!!

 

[Tathagata]

Fuck me harder.

I'm bookmarking this post

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm bookmarking this post

One of my fave sayings that. Used to say it in confession a lot. I kinda miss being a Catholic.

 

[butters]

and is your wife aware of and perfectly happy about you seeking ''online fun'' with other women or does she think you're a cunt, too?

and btw, dolf is right about your behaviour with regards to that woman: perhaps, just perhaps, you should have discussed your preferences before ''climbing'' on her

 

[Fata Morgana]

and is your wife aware of and perfectly happy about you seeking ''online fun'' with other women or does she think you're a cunt, too?

and btw, dolf is right about your behaviour with regards to that woman: perhaps, just perhaps, you should have discussed your preferences before ''climbing'' on her

Yeah the climbing bit got me too. Like he was dismounting a Honda Gold Wing.

Twat.

 

[dolf]

so we are all agreed. this thread was posted by an unusually animate and articulate piece of excrement.

 

[lurchman007]

So your lady gets all het up and cusses you are going to pause mid stroke, pull out and f#@k off?

Is it a deal breaker if the sexxy lady cant help herself?


I'm quite a quiet gal but I have been known to scream Oh my God f#@k me!!!

Unfortunately, as much as my actions would be a deal breaker for her, that kind of talk in bed is a deal breaker for me. I don't mind her saying something like "Harder" or "Faster" or "Take longer, slower strokes" etc etc, but words like fuck and cunt are a no no in my books.

 

[Debbie]

Unfortunately, as much as my actions would be a deal breaker for her, that kind of talk in bed is a deal breaker for me. I don't mind her saying something like "Harder" or "Faster" or "Take longer, slower strokes" etc etc, but words like fuck and cunt are a no no in my books.

Wow. I dont get why it would be a deal breaker.



Especially if it was uttered, whimpered, whispered or screamed in the moment.


I'd have to wear a gag to silence myself.

 

[lurchman007]

so we are all agreed. this thread was posted by an unusually animate and articulate piece of excrement.

If you actually got to know me instead of just judging me, you would never even think to post something like this.

 

[butters]

Yeah the climbing bit got me too. Like he was dismounting a Honda Gold Wing.

Twat.

indeed

the thing that annoys me most is that there's nothing wrong with him not liking the language and it putting him off, but if something's that important to him he owes it to his partner to let her know - NOT to behave as he did. the fact she felt the need to apologise makes me feel sick. what he did was pure manipulation; what's worse, he may not even understand that, being used to treating women as less than his equal.