I've never fucked an idiot.

[parodyluvr75]

What's it like? Were you afraid the stupid would rub off? Do you believe in STDs (sexually transmitted dumbs)?

 

[Saint Peter]

 

[Jackoffking]

What's it like? Were you afraid the stupid would rub off? Do you believe in STDs (sexually transmitted dumbs)?

Stop flirting with me man.

 

[Balladeer08]

Stop flirting with me man.

Even the idiot knows he's an idiot.

How rare.

 

[Tathagata]

What's it like? Were you afraid the stupid would rub off? Do you believe in STDs (sexually transmitted dumbs)?

There's a lot of drool and Bud Light

 

[lovetoread]

The dumb never washes off.

 

[Miasorrow]

 

[Jackoffking]

Even the idiot knows he's an idiot.

How rare.

But does the idiot know that everyone else thinks he's an idiot man? I don't know that yet man.

 

[Ravenloft]

Its like being touched with a ten foot pole, I would assume.

Can't get enough in to make it satisfying...

 

[parodyluvr75]

There's a lot of drool and Bud Light

That sounds bad, very bad.

The dumb never washes off.

So the brave would need a full body condom.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Its like being touched with a ten foot pole, I would assume.

Can't get enough in to make it satisfying...

Haha.

 

[CandiCame]

What's it like? Were you afraid the stupid would rub off? Do you believe in STDs (sexually transmitted dumbs)?

I really want to turn this into a snarky flirtatious post, but I can't think of anything...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Fucking turns all men into idiots.

Scissor?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I really want to turn this into a snarky flirtatious post, but I can't think of anything...

That's okay, I'll flirt with you if you wear your skinny leg pants.

Fucking turns all men into idiots.

Scissor?

True.

Please!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I fucked a few dumb guys . Their cocks work just as well as the smart ones.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I fucked a few dumb guys . Their cocks work just as well as the smart ones.

I lost my virginity to an idiot (well, she'd have to be, wouldn't she?). She was quite bad at sex, I realize in retrospect, but I was comfortably worse.

 

[parodyluvr75]

True enough, as long as they don't talk, it's good.

 

[pink]

The dumb never washes off.

awwwwww shiiiittt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lost mine to an asshole, he wasn't particularly bad but later I was to learn he was quite small compared to other men. Maybe that's why he was such an asshole.

 

[Tathagata]

I lost my virginity to an idiot (well, she'd have to be, wouldn't she?). She was quite bad at sex, I realize in retrospect, but I was comfortably worse.

That's a country song waiting to be written

 

[Tathagata]

Lost mine to an asshole, he wasn't particularly bad but later I was to learn he was quite small compared to other men. Maybe that's why he was such an asshole.

That'll do it...uh...I hear

 

[parodyluvr75]

That'll do it...uh...I hear

I figured there might be a connection.

 

[Tathagata]

I figured there might be a connection.

Was he irish?

 

[Not Normal]

You might ask whomever fucked Smooth or Duranman.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I lost my virginity to an idiot (well, she'd have to be, wouldn't she?). She was quite bad at sex, I realize in retrospect, but I was comfortably worse.

My first was pretty stupid as well. That said, he duped me with the old "just the tip" line so obviously I wasn't so bright either.