JohnnySavage
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...only when handcuffed because I talk with my hands.
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I keep a micro tape recorder on my night stand because sometimes, in the middle of the night, I have a brilliant thought and need to record it.
Well last night I was composing a letter in my head and had some real doozy points I wanted to include. I thought I should have recorded them, but I didn't because I thought they were such good points that I'd remember them.
Well... sitting here in front of my letter writing machine and I can't remember a single point I wanted to make.
Well last night I was composing a letter in my head and had some real doozy points I wanted to include. I thought I should have recorded them, but I didn't because I thought they were such good points that I'd remember them.
Well... sitting here in front of my letter writing machine and I can't remember a single point I wanted to make.
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I got my letter done. I also went and got larry some food. Trying out Science Diet this time. Iams and Pedigree gives him gas.
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I will have my lawyer put you on the list for a copy of my memoirs that will be published upon my demise.
Gratis, of course.
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A hooker I once serviced in Mexico has asked for that honor.
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I don't want to give away the happy ending.
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How can you ask for a lawyer?
JohnnySavage
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So you've frequented Rub & Tugs. What else?
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Larry woke me up with a french kiss this morning.
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Easy there Lillith.
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I ought not sleep with my gob open.
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I'd drop a bath bomb in it for laughs. Probably why I'm single.
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Because of my dirty, dirty mouth?
You know... I keep getting text alerts and FB alerts and news alerts on my tv about icy roads. Larry and I just went for a walk and it's not icy. It's cold and drizzly, but there was no ice. I think people are losing their minds.
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Yeah. That's probably why.
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I love that you named Larry, Larry. it makes him seem laid back and easy going. Also, and not that anyone cares, but it makes me grin
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I hear tomorrow is a holiday. I don't have a job, but I still think I should get the day off too.
He's definitely a Larry. The kind of dog you'd love to sit around and have a beer with.
He's definitely a Larry. The kind of dog you'd love to sit around and have a beer with.
