So alien, it freaks me out.

[parodyluvr75]

Hi, I'm a 20 year old hot chick and this really creepy broke older dude keeps trying to ask me out. He has the worst personality and smells like moldy cheese and vapor rub. He likes duran duran and wears more face paint than a clown with a pancake makeup addiction. What should I do?

Luv,

Birdy

 

[dolf]

'kill it with fire'

 

[parodyluvr75]

'kill it with fire'

 

[Tathagata]

Hi, I'm a 20 year old hot chick and this really creepy broke older dude keeps trying to ask me out. He has the worst personality and smells like moldy cheese and vapor rub. He likes duran duran and wears more face paint than a clown with a pancake makeup addiction. What should I do?

Luv,

Birdy

ask him to post tit pics

 

[parodyluvr75]

ask him to post tit pics

I ask for penis pictures usually.

I think when men have breasts they are called moobs.

I'm liking Dolf's suggestion better.

http://fanspired.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/PK-05_DF-10511_r.jpg

 

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[parodyluvr75]

Gotta love getting to the checkout and learning all used books are 25% today. Score!

If you compliment their moobs, you might get an additional 20 percent off.