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[Fata Morgana]

Hi!!!!

My Master lives with me. I want to send Him a gift because today He put gravy on my dinner. I love Him tons but the one thing He does that pisses me off and puts me off licking my balls is when He talks about Himself in the third person. Any suggestions as to how I can stop this, but it has to be discreet. I do have a few ideas, but I am looking for more.

Thanks much.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny would so butter your biscuits.

 

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[MonaLittle]

If he talks about himself in the 3rd person, run fast. Major Issues. And, more than a little bit dorky & needy. Just saying....

 

[Fata Morgana]

Johnny would so butter your biscuits.

Fata would so let you.

 

[Tathagata]

There's a " drinking out of the toilet" joke here somewhere but I'm too lazy to think of it.

 

[neci]

it's when they start licking their balls in the third person, that you really have to be wary.