Tell me how to do this erotic afyxiation man

[Jackoffking]

I keep getting to the orange bit in my mouth and somehow I fuck up man. Whats this high? Help please man

 

[pete]

keep trying, bro!

what's the worst that could happen?

 

[Fala]

Try spelling it "asphyxiation"...then google it again.

Don't try it tho...it's unhealthy.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

It usually involves a rope and a chair. You're going to love it.

 

[Jackoffking]

Try spelling it "asphyxiation"...then google it again.

Don't try it tho...it's unhealthy.

Man Im so fuckin high on cigs, vodka, cannabis, cocaine and heroin I cant even see my dick let alone the blurry keyboard

 

[Jackoffking]

Ok lets do this mother together man. I have a fuckin rope ok, I have a fuckin chair ok, now I have have a fuckin Jaffa in my mouth. Wot next man?

 

[Fala]

Ok lets do this mother together man. I have a fuckin rope ok, I have a fuckin chair ok, now I have have a fuckin Jaffa in my mouth. Wot next man?

Find a large, hairy man...bend over the chair and have him whip you with the rope. Finish the Jaffa with him then sit down and have a sandwich.

You will live another day to be the "pusherman".

 

[Que]

Not a lot of cricket players in Dallas.

 

[CandiCame]

Find a large, hairy man...bend over the chair and have him whip you with the rope. Finish the Jaffa with him then sit down and have a sandwich.

You will live another day to be the "pusherman".

This works for me.

I honestly have never been able to do it myself. But I don't like the strangulation part. I need somebody to push down on the veins leading to my brain. Somebody who will agree to do that and then not panic with their stupid, "I'm scared of being a murder" bullshit. I imagine that that's gonna be more difficult now that the cops killed that guy.

 

[duranman]

Not a lot of cricket players in Dallas.

LOL! Please tell me you're not serious thinking this pyscho is me queerboy!

 

[Que]

LOL! Please tell me you're not serious thinking this pyscho is me queerboy!

Why-ever would you assume that I think that, faggot?

Now that you mention it, it does sound like our 'Texican' friend is doing some odd impersonation of you.

 

[bronzeage]

Just hope you are found by someone who will clean up the mess before they call the coroner.

 

[thør]

Just hope you are found by someone who will clean up the mess before they call the coroner.

Indeed, the body should be found with clean underwear on it.

 

[richard_daily]

What are you affixing?

 

[Que]

...Hopefully a very short rope to a lofty beam.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What are you affixing?

My cabinet needs affixing, how are you with a screwdriver?

 

[Kitty]

(-,-)

 

[Jennifer]

...Hopefully a very short rope to a lofty beam.

ZING!