Alcohol will save us

[Jackoffking]

Its a fact heavy drinkers outlive those who don't drink man. Its a fact we are the only creatures on the planet who drink yet we outlive most everything man. It should be given to kids at schools and Obama knows that. It cleanses the blood and purifies the soul man. I love my country.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

Nope...still fail...

...Just as stupid...and devoid of interest...as when you typed the same thing yesterday...with smoking instead of alcohol.

Try again...maybe make it bacon...everyone loves bacon....

 

[CandiCame]

Ok, I know that you're a troll but it's gonna bother me if I don't tell you how stupid it is to say that humans are the only animals that understand fermentation or consume alcohol. That's not even remotely true. Everybody likes to get fucked up. Monkeys will steal your alcohol and get ripped. Elephants will ferment rice on their own in quantities large enough to fuck up an elephant. Bears make a mead-like thing with honey, which will ferment because of all the sugar in it. Shrews ferment the nectar from palm trees, and they're so tiny it's not that strong, but they don't need much. Moose get fucked up; deer get fucked up; rabbits practically make breweries. Humans are not the only animal that wants to get shitfaced. And stuff like that annoys the SHIT out of me. People who want to pretend that humans are special because we invent things. Shit ferments naturally. We noticed it an perfected it, and that's respectful. I know that people have made careers out of brewing the perfect ale or whatever. I have no pallet for that shit. I can't tell the difference. But we're not special little snowflakes. We're a part of the circle of creation, not standing outside it.

 

[Jackoffking]

Ok, I know that you're a troll but it's gonna bother me if I don't tell you how stupid it is to say that humans are the only animals that understand fermentation or consume alcohol. That's not even remotely true. Everybody likes to get fucked up. Monkeys will steal your alcohol and get ripped. Elephants will ferment rice on their own in quantities large enough to fuck up an elephant. Bears make a mead-like thing with honey, which will ferment because of all the sugar in it. Shrews ferment the nectar from palm trees, and they're so tiny it's not that strong, but they don't need much. Moose get fucked up; deer get fucked up; rabbits practically make breweries. Humans are not the only animal that wants to get shitfaced. And stuff like that annoys the SHIT out of me. People who want to pretend that humans are special because we invent things. Shit ferments naturally. We noticed it an perfected it, and that's respectful. I know that people have made careers out of brewing the perfect ale or whatever. I have no pallet for that shit. I can't tell the difference. But we're not special little snowflakes. We're a part of the circle of creation, not standing outside it.

Halleluyah sister!

 

[Que]

Ok, I know that you're a troll but it's gonna bother me if I don't tell you how stupid it is to say that humans are the only animals that understand fermentation or consume alcohol. That's not even remotely true. Everybody likes to get fucked up. Monkeys will steal your alcohol and get ripped. Elephants will ferment rice on their own in quantities large enough to fuck up an elephant. Bears make a mead-like thing with honey, which will ferment because of all the sugar in it. Shrews ferment the nectar from palm trees, and they're so tiny it's not that strong, but they don't need much. Moose get fucked up; deer get fucked up; rabbits practically make breweries. Humans are not the only animal that wants to get shitfaced. And stuff like that annoys the SHIT out of me. People who want to pretend that humans are special because we invent things. Shit ferments naturally. We noticed it an perfected it, and that's respectful. I know that people have made careers out of brewing the perfect ale or whatever. I have no pallet for that shit. I can't tell the difference. But we're not special little snowflakes. We're a part of the circle of creation, not standing outside it.

You have no pallet? These guys have pallets and pallets for alcohol.

http://www.forkliftaction.com/upload/gallery/2974.jpg

http://www.whisky.com/fileadmin/_processed_/csm_DCP_0383_c5a56dd969.jpg

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/pallets-beer-kegs-stock-brewery-ochakovo-moscow-oct-october-moscow-russia-largest-russian-company-32482791.jpg

And to the OP: man your "American" accent still sucks man

 

[Jackoffking]

I'm one very rat arsed Aussie man!

 

[CandiCame]

You have no pallet? These guys have pallets and pallets for alcohol.

http://www.forkliftaction.com/upload/gallery/2974.jpg

http://www.whisky.com/fileadmin/_processed_/csm_DCP_0383_c5a56dd969.jpg

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/pallets-beer-kegs-stock-brewery-ochakovo-moscow-oct-october-moscow-russia-largest-russian-company-32482791.jpg

And to the OP: man your "American" accent still sucks man

Yeah... I don't even know what's in those metal barrels. I know nothing about alcohol. I'm a terrible Kentuckian. I can't even tell you about Bourbon.

 

[ericalauren]

This just reminded me of the time I met my friend’s boyfriend and he called me a loser because I was then 27 and I’ve never been drunk. I was happy when she dumped him.