I have a few questions...

[Sammael Bard]

A few questions ravaged and pillaged my poor brains when I got back into writing a story the day before yesterday. I hope they get answered here:

Q1. How thick is thick?

Almost all of us have heard that more than 5-6 inches [Approx.] of cock is bigger than average, but what girth of penis would you actually consider as "thick"?

I don't want to use data in my story, which is an immense turn-off for me. I just need an idea or ,better still, a range. My GF has no clue because I was her first. I have no clue because I don't have any comparative data to go with.

So you, the Authors, will need to clarify it for me.

Q2. Where do I find an extensive data about all kinds of drinks (Martinis, Wines, Mixed drinks especially)?

I don't drink. I used to, but long story short, I'm traumatised (sorta) by my last experience. I need to know about the taste, texture, smell and anything else that will do good for my research.

Websites, articles anything....

All, if any, help appreciated.

Bard.

 

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[Sammael Bard]

On the first, my frame of reference is intentionally limited, nit much I can help with here without needing a new log in... LOL

On the second, I have found the following link very useful:

http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/a/

That helps, but I'm already having a headache at the prospect of going through the entire recipe. I'd prefer having a cut-down version of it, with the list of popular drinks.

Still, good to know!

 

[Trip_Dalton]

Putting numbers to what I write is a new concept

My pointer finger is half an inch wide, my thumb is one inch wide, and my uh . . . yeah, is close to one and a half inches wide. I've been called thick by every one of the women I've been with. Don't worry, I've been married 26 years and I could care less about impressing anyone.

Hope that helps a little.

 

[Learin]

Okay, it depends on the woman's vaginal capacity too (I think I invented a new term out there ). What I want to say is that a woman with a small vagina may feel "stuffed" up by a penis that has a small to medium circumference.

If I had to peg a number for it, I'd say that an erect penis with a circumference of 6 inches or say three-four fingers thick (depending on the size of your fingers too, mine are supposedly small) is more than thick enough.

As for the drinks, I don't drink anything else other than an occasional sip of wine here and there. Most of the times, I don't even know the name. I know a few ones like Red Wine, Chardonnay, but it's very limited. Can't help you much in this department.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Putting numbers to what I write is a new concept

My pointer finger is half an inch wide, my thumb is one inch wide, and my uh . . . yeah, is close to one and a half inches wide. I've been called thick by every one of the women I've been with. Don't worry, I've been married 26 years and I could care less about impressing anyone.

Hope that helps a little.

Without causing any further embarrassment to either of us, I'd like to say thanks for your input.

I think I should've put up a poll for this...

 

[Sammael Bard]

Okay, it depends on the woman's vaginal capacity too (I think I invented a new term out there ). What I want to say is that a woman with a small vagina may feel "stuffed" up by a penis that has a small to medium circumference.

If I had to peg a number for it, I'd say that an erect penis with a circumference of 6 inches or say three-four fingers thick (depending on the size of your fingers too, mine are supposedly small) is more than thick enough.

As for the drinks, I don't drink anything else other than an occasional sip of wine here and there. Most of the times, I don't even know the name. I know a few ones like Red Wine, Chardonnay, but it's very limited. Can't help you much in this department.

Same 'ere about the drinks, but I think Chardonnay is champagne, and not wine (Even though I can't tell the difference between the two).

Anywho, that was quite...enlightening.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Question: Do you want porn star thick or average Joe thick?

Drinks: I only drink beer. If you want a list of my favorites, no Budweiser, in any of its many manifestations, is not on the list, I would be glad to provide it.

ETA: You titled this "a few questions", when do we get to the third one?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Same 'ere about the drinks, but I think Chardonnay is champagne, and not wine (Even though I can't tell the difference between the two).

Anywho, that was quite...enlightening.

Just ashamed of my depraved knowledge.

Chardonnay is a dry white wine, similarly sauvignon blanc, pinot blanc, Chablis etc.

The fashionable and cheaper alternative to Champagne is Prosecco. Two popular champagne cocktails are Mimosa and Buck's Fizz.

googling 'cocktail recipes' will keep you amused for hours. Just don't forget 'a jug of chilled margaritas' which seem to be a favorite method for cougars on lit to seduce teenage boys (always over-18) by the yard pool. There are always the martinis - gin and his brother - vodka.

From my experience of Lit, alcohol doesn't seem to play a major part. There are better things to do.

 

[Handley_Page]

Try looking in Wiki.

 

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[legerdemer]

Q1 I'd say it's critical to distinguish between diameter and circumference, which may already have generated some confusion in posts in this thread. And it most definitely depends on the dimensions of both the peg and the hole. It's all relative.

Q2 Have nothing to add except that some drinks, like different types of martinis, may work for both men and women Depending on the type. So, the girls would go for the Cosmopolitans and the guys for the shaken not stirred variants. If you want some variety in beers, places like Boston, Colorado and California have gotten very into microbrews -specialty beers, like chocolate and chili IPAs (I can hear the groans now).

 

[soflabbwlvr]

I'm not sure exactly what information you are looking for in #2. Your best bet might be to ask in the How To Forum for anyone with professional bartending experience. I have a vast knowledge of most things alcohol (from the customer side of the bar), but I'm sure a genuine bartender could be even more helpful.

 

[desertslave]

A few questions ravaged and pillaged my poor brains when I got back into writing a story the day before yesterday. I hope they get answered here:

Q1. How thick is thick?

Almost all of us have heard that more than 5-6 inches [Approx.] of cock is bigger than average, but what girth of penis would you actually consider as "thick"?

I don't want to use data in my story, which is an immense turn-off for me. I just need an idea or ,better still, a range. My GF has no clue because I was her first. I have no clue because I don't have any comparative data to go with.

So you, the Authors, will need to clarify it for me.

In my personal experience lexicon, 'thick' would be anyone I had to open my mouth wider than usual and stretch my lips to accommodate.

 

[redzinger]

Q2. Where do I find an extensive data about all kinds of drinks (Martinis, Wines, Mixed drinks especially)?

I don't drink. I used to, but long story short, I'm traumatised (sorta) by my last experience. I need to know about the taste, texture, smell and anything else that will do good for my research.

I'd say that location and time of day would affect what your characters drink, if they are 'knowledgeable' drinkers. Some heathens drink the same thing whenever.

In summer, depending on the situation I'll usually drink cider (in the UK, it's alcoholic) or in posher locales, Pimms (a gin-based spirit usually served in a long glass with lemonade, ice and slices of fruit and cucumber), or even a white wine spritzer (long glass, ice, and either soda water or lemonade).

So, in hot weather, think clinking glasses, condensation dripping down, the characters using a straw or stirrer to mix their drinks. Sweet, refreshing and sometimes fruity drinks.

In winter, it'll be something heavier and less likely to cool you down. I'm more likely to drink a red wine - Shiraz/Syrah (same grape, name depends on the country it's produced in), a red Rioja or Tempranillo (oaky, usually Spanish). At a stretch, the popular 'Cab Sav' (Cabernet Sauvignon).

Sometimes I'll drink stout - aka Guinness. Think toasted cereal, a thick head, bitterness like a good dark chocolate.

The fashionable and cheaper alternative to Champagne is Prosecco. Two popular champagne cocktails are Mimosa and Buck's Fizz.

'A bottle of fizz' usually means a bottle of a white sparkling wine, such as champagne from France. Cava is the same but made in Spain, Prosecco the Italian version.

Buck's Fizz - one part champagne (or a cheaper cava or prosecco) and 2-3 parts orange juice is usually a breakfast or midday drink, it's rarely served at night time here.
Mimosas are the same, except with any kind of fruit juice and stronger (1:1).

Any of the above get me giggly in no time.

...There are always the martinis - gin and his brother - vodka.

It depends on the situation again, but I know very few people. who would order gin or vodka martinis. In UK pubs, martinis are usually dry, red/rosso or white/bianco vermouths, served in a long glass with 'ice and a slice' (of lemon) and lemonade.

Reference: 20 years of drinking including several of those working behind bars.


Probably the best to let us know a brief outline of a scenario to find out which drinks people may be on.

 

[sr71plt]

On Q1: That's for the reader to determine, which is why you didn't give specific measurements.

On Q2: Learn to search the Internet. Being able to do so will serve you in all sorts of ways as a writer.

 

[3113]

I don't want to use data in my story, which is an immense turn-off for me. I just need an idea or ,better still, a range. My GF has no clue because I was her first. I have no clue because I don't have any comparative data to go with.

According to this article: Average cock size when erect is 5.6" (remember, this is averaging so 4-6" is normal) and 4.8" in circumference. (Most other articles put average at 5.1" in length when erect.) Thickness, of course, would be circumference. But as said, it really depends more on the hole then the peg. Jaws can only stretch so wide making a smaller than average penis seem thick to woman with a small mouth. But vaginally...women are designed to push a baby through that area. Depending on what toys a woman's been playing with, even a larger-than-average penis might not seem so thick.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Question: Do you want porn star thick or average Joe thick?

Drinks: I only drink beer. If you want a list of my favorites, no Budweiser, in any of its many manifestations, is not on the list, I would be glad to provide it.

ETA: You titled this "a few questions", when do we get to the third one?

Assuming the Average Joes and Porn Stars on a scale of one to ten (Joes being on 4-5 ), I want measurements of somewhere between 6-7.

I have more questions regarding women's fashion. They're plenty.

Honest.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Goldeniangel's story "Living With Uncle John Ch.01" has the uncle fixing a drink for his innocent niece to get her drunk. I was quite enamoured by the way she described the drink:

A very good drink for a first time drinker like Brenda, half pineapple juice, half Malibu Rum and a splash of grenadine... very sweet and it didn't taste like alcohol, but would def get her drunk. Especially as a first timer.

I didn't get most of the things, but one thing I did get was the knowledge of the Author about which particular drink to use in her story.

I want to use something like this in my own. Hard to do when I have no knowledge about where to start whatsoever.

 

[Sammael Bard]

According to this article: Average cock size when erect is 5.6" (remember, this is averaging so 4-6" is normal) and 4.8" in circumference. (Most other articles put average at 5.1" in length when erect.) Thickness, of course, would be circumference. But as said, it really depends more on the hole then the peg. Jaws can only stretch so wide making a smaller than average penis seem thick to woman with a small mouth. But vaginally...women are designed to push a baby through that area. Depending on what toys a woman's been playing with, even a larger-than-average penis might not seem so thick.

Thanks for the data! I needed that....

 

[Learin]

Goldeniangel's story "Living With Uncle John Ch.01" has the uncle fixing a drink for his innocent niece to get her drunk. I was quite enamoured by the way she described the drink:

A very good drink for a first time drinker like Brenda, half pineapple juice, half Malibu Rum and a splash of grenadine... very sweet and it didn't taste like alcohol, but would def get her drunk. Especially as a first timer.

I didn't get most of the things, but one thing I did get was the knowledge of the Author about which particular drink to use in her story.

I want to use something like this in my own. Hard to do when I have no knowledge about where to start whatsoever.

I think you're looking for a specific drink for a specific occasion. If that's the case, just find an editor who has a good knowledge about drinks, and then describe the drink you think fits in your story. He/She may be able to give it a name and the recipe.

BTW, I'm curious about your question on women's fashion.

 

[Sammael Bard]

On Q1: That's for the reader to determine, which is why you didn't give specific measurements.

On Q2: Learn to search the Internet. Being able to do so will serve you in all sorts of ways as a writer.

Q1 was dedicated to my personal curiosity, and a reminder should I ever need to use it, which I will (not in sex, in a drunk conversation more likely)

Thanks a lot for the tip. I searched the Internet, but I think my searches weren't appropriate. I got to know a lot of outer information on the How-Tos and stuff, but nothing even remotely close to what I'm specifically looking to use in my story.

I think you're looking for a specific drink for a specific occasion. If that's the case, just find an editor who has a good knowledge about drinks, and then describe the drink you think fits in your story. He/She may be able to give it a name and the recipe.

BTW, I'm curious about your question on women's fashion.

That is a great idea! Might save me from a lot of headache. I'll bump up a thread when I might need it.

I was miserable after stlgoddessfreya's thread Ask a Woman died. I had a lot of question to ask about shoes, dresses and other stuff.

 

[Learin]

I was miserable after stlgoddessfreya's thread Ask a Woman died. I had a lot of question to ask about shoes, dresses and other stuff.

Like SR71 said, research goes a long way to help you become a better writer. I can sympathise with your dilemma. Fashion keeps evolving and new words get inducted into the English Dictionary (I'm guessing 60-70% of all new words/terms were from the Fashion Industry).

For example, have you heard of ear-cuffs? Looks something like this:

http://fashionfanatic.blog.com/files/2013/01/tumblr_ln70y7U65o1qj5v42o1_5001.jpg

Some terms keep resurfacing as per the current trends et cetera et cetera....

You need to have a clear image your character's appearance and then describe accordingly. Most readers wouldn't mind a short description if the plot is engaging enough.

I suggest you do what is best for your scene. A female (real ) editor can help you a lot. Don't be upset over these things. I'm sure they're trivial as compared to your story.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Like SR71 said, research goes a long way to help you become a better writer. I can sympathise with your dilemma. Fashion keeps evolving and new words get inducted into the English Dictionary (I'm guessing 60-70% of all new words/terms were from the Fashion Industry).

For example, have you heard of ear-cuffs? Looks something like this:

http://fashionfanatic.blog.com/files/2013/01/tumblr_ln70y7U65o1qj5v42o1_5001.jpg

Some terms keep resurfacing as per the current trends et cetera et cetera....

You need to have a clear image your character's appearance and then describe accordingly. Most readers wouldn't mind a short description if the plot is engaging enough.

I suggest you do what is best for your scene. A female (real ) editor can help you a lot. Don't be upset over these things. I'm sure they're trivial as compared to your story.

I get confused when I read something like "Fuck-me Toe Pumps" (Wanting It All Ch. 02 in BDSM, now taken down). I mean, what the hell is that? I get jarred out of a story when encountered with something like this.

Research? Okay, but I come face-to-face with a lot of crap. I just need someone knowledgeable to explain it. A female editor is definitely in order!

Thanks for all the help!! All ya wonderful people are great!

 

[desertslave]

P.S. Not all ear cuffs are that huge and gaudy. I wear one that's just a small silver band, or a gold band with a 1/4" porcelain rose.

Mine are about this size:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/181550...cuff-small?ref=br_feed_24&br_feed_tlp=jewelry

If you search on Etsy you'll find a dazzling variety of possibilities.
https://www.etsy.com/browse/jewelry/body/ear-cuff