Prostitute tonite outsmoked me!

[Jackoffking]

Hired real classy broad man today man. Hey we decided against sex bcos I showed her my range of smokes man. We tasted the greatest our country had to offer. Hey we smoked 230 between us in 7 hours and she only charged me $200. She told me I was best client like ever man! Man I love my country.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hired real classy broad man today man. Hey we decided against sex bcos I showed her my range of smokes man. We tasted the greatest our country had to offer. Hey we smoked 230 between us in 7 hours and she only charged me $200. She told me I was best client like ever man! Man I love my country.

I hope you used condoms.

 

[Jackoffking]

I hope you used condoms.

I have smoked them when desperate man

 

[Que]

Hired real classy broad man today man. Hey we decided against sex bcos I showed her my range of smokes man. We tasted the greatest our country had to offer. Hey we smoked 230 between us in 7 hours and she only charged me $200. She told me I was best client like ever man! Man I love my country.

You mean England?

This is worse than your last alt, btw.

 

[Jackoffking]

You mean England?

This is worse than your last alt, btw.

Never been there man. Yellow teeth Limey assholes.

 

[Que]

Never been there man. Yellow teeth Limey assholes.

I tend to doubt that, but not as much as the fact that I doubt you have ever been to America, much less Dallas. You sound like an Russell Crowe playing an Englishman who in turn is playing an American, badly.

 

[Jackoffking]

I tend to doubt that, but not as much as the fact that I doubt you have ever been to America, much less Dallas. You sound like an Russell Crowe playing an Englishman who in turn is playing an American, badly.

Im an Aussie man? Hey youre funny Query! You smoke man?

 

[islandman]

Hired real classy broad man today man. Hey we decided against sex bcos I showed her my range of smokes man. We tasted the greatest our country had to offer. Hey we smoked 230 between us in 7 hours and she only charged me $200. She told me I was best client like ever man! Man I love my country.

Would botany boy translate this for me?

TIA.