Someone is using my name and birthdate!

If you aren't looking for validation, why use your face?

I put my face up because it was time.
I am in a good place, after a long period figuring out a whole bunch of stuff, and I am comfortable enough not to 'hide' anymore.
It was for me - not for you or anyone else :)
 
I put my face up because it was time.
I am in a good place, after a long period figuring out a whole bunch of stuff, and I am comfortable enough not to 'hide' anymore.
It was for me - not for you or anyone else :)

There you go
 
I put my face up because it was time.
I am in a good place, after a long period figuring out a whole bunch of stuff, and I am comfortable enough not to 'hide' anymore.
It was for me - not for you or anyone else :)

I put my face up because I enjoy the look on the cashiers face when she recognizes the name on my ID and looks up to see if it's really me.
 
I put my face up because it was time.
I am in a good place, after a long period figuring out a whole bunch of stuff, and I am comfortable enough not to 'hide' anymore.
It was for me - not for you or anyone else :)

You put that av up so you can look at yourself every time you post and read threads and be reminded that you're in a good place right now?

Lord...

...what an emotionally fragile and insecure human being you must be.

I lifted your av, blew it up, printed it out, and then nailed it up on an inside wall of my dog's house...

...just so that on these cold nights when she's all alone, she can just look at you and know the grass ain't always greener on the other side of the world.

BTW...

...the shrink do any good with all that darkie hate you got going on, wank?
 
I lifted your av, blew it up, printed it out, and then nailed it up on an inside wall of my dog's house...

...just so that on these cold nights when she's all alone, she can just look at you and know the grass ain't always greener on the other side of the world.

I laughed
 
I just went onto the Australian Tax Office site to update my details before starting my new job on Monday, and discovered that there is a business using my name in another state.
Not so strange you might think, another person having the same name as mine..... But!
My full name is so incredibly unusual and rare that the odds of another person having the same name and birthdate as me are infitely small - especially as the spelling is so different. I have only ever seen my first name, spelled like mine, once before in almost 47 years.

Monday morning, I will be on the phone to the ATO to find out more details and sort it out if need be.


Whoa...flashback, Warrior Queen! Back in 1980, I traveled to Cancun/Cozumel/Isla Mujeres for fun and frolic.

During my time there, I found my long hair stuck to me in the incredibly humid climate so I rummaged through a little shop until I found a stick type hair accessory that managed to hold my very thin, fine hair just perfectly. It was made of tortoise shell, shame on me, but it was the best one I've ever found.

Time came to travel back to the states and I knew the tortoise shell products were banned. I couldn't bring myself to leave it behind, so I tucked the very flexible item in my wallet, believing nobody would ever find it there.

I stood in the airport in Cancun? or was it Cozumel...don't remember...but there were signs everywhere touting 10 year imprisonment and big fines for smuggling tortoise shell items. I was starting to sweat. I have never in my life done anything illegal.

As the plane lifted off the runway, I started to breathe easy...they hadn't even searched my purse and thus, didn't find the hair clip.

Ok...so we land in Houston. I'm feeling home safe now. Standing in a long line, I finally work my way up to the customs desk.

I was asked my name and for either a passport or birth certificate. I produced my birth cert and gave my name. The agent typed the info into something at the desk and then looked at me funny.

She then asked again, my name, date of birth, place of birth and ssn. Then she called two armed men over to the counter. She then repeated to me, all the info I had given her and then asked me if I had ever been convicted of smuggling parrots into the United States.

I was stunned...all the people in the long line behind me were doing the side-by-side lean to hear the drama unfolding ahead.

Fucking PARROTS??? was this a joke??? Apparently NOT. I believe my demeanor convinced them that I was NOT this person who had committed this crime. However...

I was told at that time that somebody with my name, age, birth in the same tinytown, USA had been convicted of smuggling parrots into the US. I was advised to have it cleared up before I ever traveled abroad again.

So...I was let go after about 30 mins of questioning and finally walked out of the airport with my smuggled tortoise shell hair clip. Ugh.

It had to be kismet. Poor turtles. I made a donation to their cause when I got home. whew.

Good luck with your nightmare, WQ. I hope it's worked out easily and soon.
 
You put that av up so you can look at yourself every time you post and read threads and be reminded that you're in a good place right now?

Lord...

...what an emotionally fragile and insecure human being you must be.

I lifted your av, blew it up, printed it out, and then nailed it up on an inside wall of my dog's house...

...just so that on these cold nights when she's all alone, she can just look at you and know the grass ain't always greener on the other side of the world.


BTW...

...the shrink do any good with all that darkie hate you got going on, wank?

Eyer you have finally succeeded in literally making me laugh out loud. That was the funniest fucking thing you have ever written here. Welcome back.
 
There're enough aussies that I've met in r/l from here that can attest to it being me :)
Not that it really matters..... you will continue to believe whatever you want.
It's me? Fine.
It's not me? Fine.
:)

So, in the absence of any real proof, I should just take your word for it?
 
Just do a search on her name with the keyword "nigger". She only is ok with you because you are white, as we all know.

LadyF you are breaking my heart. I thought you came to terms with I'm actually a black guy. But fuck it for you I'll try harder.
 
She used to use an ass pic that was the size of New Jersey.

It had to have been better than her face.

But to be fair, she is only the second ugliest woman I have seen in AV form here (that wasn't a joke). The ugliest was Image, hands down. Dang, dang, dang, what a hideous beast.
 
It had to have been better than her face.

But to be fair, she is only the second ugliest woman I have seen in AV form here (that wasn't a joke). The ugliest was Image, hands down. Dang, dang, dang, what a hideous beast.

I'm still haven't seen your face.
 
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