Female squirting turns out to be involuntary pee...

[Simone808619]

Mystery solved!!!! Thoughts?

 

[rimmy]

Maroon.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I laughed. Let the men think whatever flips their switch.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I laughed. Let the men think whatever flips their switch.

Yes let 'em think we're full on sexy bitches going off like a garden hose at the mere sight of them. When in actual fact we're just incontinent old hoowers.

 

[lovetoread]

Yes let 'em think we're full on sexy bitches going off like a garden hose at the mere sight of them. When in actual fact we're just incontinent old hoowers.

Thanks for letting the secret out, cunt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes let 'em think we're full on sexy bitches going off like a garden hose at the mere sight of them. When in actual fact we're just incontinent old hoowers.

It's all in the phrasing. I'm too excited sounds better than I wet myself.

 

[bronzeage]

It's all in the phrasing. I'm too excited sounds better than I wet myself.

I would be really impressed if a woman could cum and pee at the same time.

I know I could never do it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I would be really impressed if a woman could cum and pee at the same time.

I know I could never do it.

You made me too excited and I wet myself.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's Not Flying Monkeys, That's For Sure.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's Not Flying Monkeys, That's For Sure.

Ann's shirt:

 

[warrior queen]

Ann's shirt:

I NEED that shirt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd wear it too.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Somebody needs a "birds and the bees" talk with his mom or dad.

 

[warrior queen]

Somebody needs a "birds and the bees" talk with his mom or dad.

I can totally picture that conversation

 

[parodyluvr75]

The flying monkeys would be hard to explain.

 

[yossi]

Mystery solved!!!! Thoughts?

I'm thinking you don't know a lot about female genitalia.

 

[dolf]

science, bro!

the thing that troubled me about squirting was... how? yes there's glands. they tend to ooze though. a squirting action requires a reservoir and a force to propel, surely? so... where are those two things?

i'll believe in squirting when i see more than anecdotal evidence. for now, i remain highly sceptical.

 

[bronzeage]

science, bro!

the thing that troubled me about squirting was... how? yes there's glands. they tend to ooze though. a squirting action requires a reservoir and a force to propel, surely? so... where are those two things?

i'll believe in squirting when i see more than anecdotal evidence. for now, i remain highly sceptical.

I think the most amazing thing about squirting is that women had this ability for millions of years, but nobody knew until the invention of the camcorder.

 

[Saint Peter]

Grandpa was lying about Grandma's wild bubbling orgasms?

 

[warrior queen]

science, bro!

the thing that troubled me about squirting was... how? yes there's glands. they tend to ooze though. a squirting action requires a reservoir and a force to propel, surely? so... where are those two things?

i'll believe in squirting when i see more than anecdotal evidence. for now, i remain highly sceptical.

I really don't care if it's pee or not...... all I know is, when I have an orgasm strong enough to make this happen, I'm somewhere off in subspace and not thinking at all!

I don't believe it is pee though. It doesn't have that urine smell - barely has any smell actually.
Even when urine is almost clear (like when you're super-hydrated) it still has that smell.

 

[neci]

if prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) is there, it's squirt. if not, it's pee. that's good enough for me. if a man needs his lady dry, don't knock on my door.

 

[neci]

I really don't care if it's pee or not...... all I know is, when I have an orgasm strong enough to make this happen, I'm somewhere off in subspace and not thinking at all!

I don't believe it is pee though. It doesn't have that urine smell - barely has any smell actually.
Even when urine is almost clear (like when you're super-hydrated) it still has that smell.

it is clear and odorless, regardless of the rest of the chemical makeup. very different from my before sex and after sex pee.

 

[CandiCame]

I really don't care if it's pee or not...... all I know is, when I have an orgasm strong enough to make this happen, I'm somewhere off in subspace and not thinking at all!

I don't believe it is pee though. It doesn't have that urine smell - barely has any smell actually.
Even when urine is almost clear (like when you're super-hydrated) it still has that smell.

Yeah, I'm also on the "I don't care what it is" crew. Whatever.

 

[neci]

if i were to pee on someone's face, then squirt on it, the results would be very different. i have noticed that peeing before sex is very important. if not, there will be a bunch of pee in the squirt. it's like the bladder fills up with a rush of liquid, and it explodes in a sexual urgency. i also piss after, so there's that.

my shirt will simply read, "stay hydrated."

 

[neci]

I think the most amazing thing about squirting is that women had this ability for millions of years, but nobody knew until the invention of the camcorder.

holy water