Is it cheating if you have sex with a robot prostitute?

[Emerson40]

Would you be willing to have sex with a robot? And if so, would you be cheating on your spouse or boyfriend / girlfriend?

When looking at the rate of technological advancements in computers and robotics, we can’t be that far off from fucking machines. Think Deep Blue meets Fleshlight. Magic Wand meets Furby.


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I don’t think we are going to see sentient or conscious robots anytime soon, but the technology is here now where machines can “learn” some basic human interactions, respond to our responses, behave to certain stimulus. And I’m not talking about fixing the leaky faucet or programming the DVR. I’m talking about fucking and getting off.

If you could order up a robot, say in the Kate Upton or Channing Tantum model, with all the bells and whistles - vibrating peni by the Hitachi Magic Wand folks, an ass that undulates and reddens when smacked, etc - do a bit of programming, give it some dampy-panty accent, and voilà, you have a sex slave, would it be cheating if you got off with it?

Instead of the rabbit in the nightstand, there’s Hugh Jackman in the walk-in. Instead of your coconut oil soaked sport sock, you order up Angelina Jolie from iPimp. Forget online porn, you can go to pound town with your robot hooker and it's basically a victimless crime.


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Or is it?

Would you be any more emotionally invested in your sex toy because it’s cordless, purrs your name, and doesn’t sound like Batman rubbing up against Robin when you fuck it, like the blow up dolls of old.


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Would you be stepping out on you man if you swapped your silicone vibe for the 160 pound penis that never goes soft, provided there are fresh D Cells stacked under it’s six-pack?


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[SolarHomo]

If my robot partner found out it would crush my skull like a walnut.

 

[Emerson40]

Hola, Em!

Pound town? That person destroyed his toy!

Welcome to Pound Town.

If my robot partner found out it would crush my skull like a walnut.

Cheating on your robot with a robot hooker?

You must be one of those people that carry two smart phones everywhere too.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Have you viewed the movie, "Her", OP? You might find it interesting.

Until turing-capable AI is developed to run the robot (at which time the concept of a robot "prostitute", that is, an individual entering into a contract rather than a machine, becomes viable), use of such a device will just be seen as more tech-enabled masturbation. Do "porn widows" feel "cheated on"?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Was anyone else astonished to find that this post was not authored by Mike Yates?

 

[Noor]

Was anyone else astonished to find that this post was not authored by Mike Yates?

Mike's posts tend to be shorter and simpler.

 

[Emerson40]

Have you viewed the movie, "Her", OP? You might find it interesting.

Until turing-capable AI is developed to run the robot (at which time the concept of a robot "prostitute", that is, an individual entering into a contract rather than a machine, becomes viable), use of such a device will just be seen as more tech-enabled masturbation. Do "porn widows" feel "cheated on"?

I will have to check out "Her". I hear it is good, but have been avoiding it because of Joaquin Pheonix. Just not a fan.

I agree with you, that it nothing more than high-tech wanking. It’s a sex toy with the GPS lady getting you to a destination. (“Re-calculating. Re-calculating” every time you pull out...)

This discussion came up over the weekend with a group of friends. A few of them - two women and two guys - felt that sex with a robot hooker would be cheating. They said it was because of the humanoid characteristics, that it would take their partner away from the relationship (not sure how present he is when he’s furiously fapping it in front of RedToob), but basically it came down to how it made them feel.

They were fine with fleshlights and dildos, and even a sybian seemed fine. But as soon as there were a set of eyes to look into while humpin’, even glass ones with a wee camera lens inside, this became cheating they felt.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Would you be willing to have sex with a robot? And if so, would you be cheating on your spouse or boyfriend / girlfriend?

When looking at the rate of technological advancements in computers and robotics, we can’t be that far off from fucking machines. Think Deep Blue meets Fleshlight. Magic Wand meets Furby.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/641c09fad3909240e542d941202a2e54/tumblr_nhfmczFZNo1tagur1o1_500.jpg


I don’t think we are going to see sentient or conscious robots anytime soon, but the technology is here now where machines can “learn” some basic human interactions, respond to our responses, behave to certain stimulus. And I’m not talking about fixing the leaky faucet or programming the DVR. I’m talking about fucking and getting off.

If you could order up a robot, say in the Kate Upton or Channing Tantum model, with all the bells and whistles - vibrating peni by the Hitachi Magic Wand folks, an ass that undulates and reddens when smacked, etc - do a bit of programming, give it some dampy-panty accent, and voilà, you have a sex slave, would it be cheating if you got off with it?

Instead of the rabbit in the nightstand, there’s Hugh Jackman in the walk-in. Instead of your coconut oil soaked sport sock, you order up Angelina Jolie from iPimp. Forget online porn, you can go to pound town with your robot hooker and it's basically a victimless crime.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/6b9e3bab651297fe916fffde9c8ad3aa/tumblr_myllo3GFeT1sb3qvdo1_500.jpg



Or is it?

Would you be any more emotionally invested in your sex toy because it’s cordless, purrs your name, and doesn’t sound like Batman rubbing up against Robin when you fuck it, like the blow up dolls of old.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/197190943d2fa9543f854b3c4b4a31f2/tumblr_midp0xRihN1qd0ln0o1_500.jpg



Would you be stepping out on you man if you swapped your silicone vibe for the 160 pound penis that never goes soft, provided there are fresh D Cells stacked under it’s six-pack?


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ly93xYQm1rbi7xvo1_250.gif

In your case its expected.

 

[Garnate]

Emerson is a genius and yes, if Joaquin Pheonix was on fire I'd only spit on him briefly. My heart wouldn't really be in it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

EMERSON is a mental P-trap.

 

[richard_daily]

Emerson is a genius and yes, if Joaquin Pheonix was on fire I'd only spit on him briefly. My heart wouldn't really be in it.

But would you pee on him?

 

[Emerson40]

EMERSON is a mental P-trap.

Sometimes, when one tries to do a good turn for the feeble and destitute, the helping hand is slapped away.

I don't blame you grumpy pants. I don't think you were ever shown how to accept kindness with grace.


Happy New Year!

Here is that link you requested, once more (have someone write it down for you this time): Florida's Helping Hand for Infirm, Lonely, Old Farts


God Bless.

 

[Garnate]

But would you pee on him?

Probably not. It would be unseemly all-around, no matter who it was.

 

[oggbashan]

I wrote a story about a robot sex doll, but she was a femdom one:

http://www.literotica.com/s/golem-1

 

[Emerson40]

Probably not. It would be unseemly all-around, no matter who it was.

One pee policy, for all.

 

[Emerson40]

I wrote a story about a robot sex doll, but she was a femdom one:

http://www.literotica.com/s/golem-1

Earth and bloodletting, computers and a full moon. Old school golem meets new age technology. And a menage a trois.

A fine, fine read! Thanks for the link.

 

[oggbashan]

Earth and bloodletting, computers and a full moon. Old school golem meets new age technology. And a menage a trois.

A fine, fine read! Thanks for the link.

I'm pleased you enjoyed it.

 

[Killswitch]

Doesn't matter what I think. It matters what she thinks.

 

[Balladeer08]

I knew a guy who was seeing a couple of robot prostitutes. One ran on wall power, the other ran on batteries.

He was AC/DC.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why fuck a robot with all these real people out here??????

 

[Curmudgeonly]

You people are demented. I'd give my left leg for five minutes with Jaoquin. He is so beautiful and so talented.


I'd give my right leg for five minutes with robot Jaoquin even. Ok maybe just my foot. Or toes. Toes would work.

I doubt he would be into a one-legged gimp.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Only if I have been having sex with my RealDoll™.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why fuck a robot with all these real people out here??????

Because if you're busybody, no one will touch you a ten-foot pole...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Because if you're busybody, no one will touch you a ten-foot pole...

I get that, but a woman? They could just walk up to any guy and say give me that dick and will get fucked. It may be harder for you low live men. But me personally, I'll rather fuck a prostitute than to stick my dick into something that isn't real.