Capricious Supervillain Seeks Foolish Mortal for Entertainment

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In between destroying galaxies and taking them over, a supervillain occasionally likes to kick back and torment a mortal or two for her own entertainment. I'm looking for an excellent conversationalist who enjoys the kind of banter supervillains generally offer before we obliterate your planet.

If you're especially lucky, perhaps I'll rescue you from your world's annihilation and keep you chained up on my spaceship until I tire of you.
 
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In between destroying galaxies and taking them over, a supervillain occasionally likes to kick back and torment a mortal or two for her own entertainment. I'm looking for an excellent conversationalist who enjoys the kind of banter supervillains generally offer before we obliterate your planet.

If you're especially lucky, perhaps I'll rescue you from your world's annihilation and keep you chained up on my spaceship until I tire of you.
I'm not going to be some yes man or playtoy for you! I am a hero, an uncorruptable icon to the free and the brave. Don't think you can mess with me, your villainess!
 
Been there, done that.
The last alien supervillainess I had relations with fancied herself the dominate one, too. After a month, she became so clingy I had to give her walking papers. Now my iUniverseOnline email account is full of messages like: why don't you beam me anymore, don't you miss my dual tongues, and I'd give a whole planet for just one more night with you. It's gotten so bad I had to get a restraining order from NASA. Space trash, that's all you intergalactic supervillainesses are, common space trash.
 
What type of super villain are you, darkseid, joker, or galactus?
 
I assure you, I'm quite different to any supervillain you've encountered before. For one thing, I tend to succeed. Already I have most of this universe crushed under my dominion. Once I've gotten bored with watching your silly little world, I shall crush it, too.

Entertain me for the sake of your planet, mortals!
 
Been there, done that.
The last alien supervillainess I had relations with fancied herself the dominate one, too. After a month, she became so clingy I had to give her walking papers. Now my iUniverseOnline email account is full of messages like: why don't you beam me anymore, don't you miss my dual tongues, and I'd give a whole planet for just one more night with you. It's gotten so bad I had to get a restraining order from NASA. Space trash, that's all you intergalactic supervillainesses are, common space trash.

Common space trash eh? Just you wait until I get my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator back (I had to have the extended warranty repair work done dammit) and I'll show you common space trash mister.
 
Common space trash eh? Just you wait until I get my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator back (I had to have the extended warranty repair work done dammit) and I'll show you common space trash mister.

I'm glad you posted Southerngal, I was thinking of upgrading to the Q-36, but after reading of your troubles, I'll stick with my trustyQ-35 (with the optional transmogrify setting). Do you find the slime setting to be useful? I've never used it, but have been dying to try. :)
 
I'm glad you posted Southerngal, I was thinking of upgrading to the Q-36, but after reading of your troubles, I'll stick with my trustyQ-35 (with the optional transmogrify setting). Do you find the slime setting to be useful? I've never used it, but have been dying to try. :)

Go ahead and rub it in mister. You know damn well that the transmogrify option was no longer available after the Q-35. grrrrrrr Now I am stuck with a later version that is in the repair shop and still have no transmogrify thingie. dammit
 
I sent you a pm Hotsupervillian. I'm totally interested in your pm.
 
In between destroying galaxies and taking them over, a supervillain occasionally likes to kick back and torment a mortal or two for her own entertainment. I'm looking for an excellent conversationalist who enjoys the kind of banter supervillains generally offer before we obliterate your planet.

If you're especially lucky, perhaps I'll rescue you from your world's annihilation and keep you chained up on my spaceship until I tire of you.

Sigh. Another one. Deary me where do they all come from.

Hmm. Kinda busy myself - I think Nadreck might be around to help you 'see the light'.

Snork.
 
HotSupervillain, would you grant the request from a maggot mortal like me to be your slave when earths mightiest heroes have fallen at your hand?
 
In between destroying galaxies and taking them over, a supervillain occasionally likes to kick back and torment a mortal or two for her own entertainment. I'm looking for an excellent conversationalist who enjoys the kind of banter supervillains generally offer before we obliterate your planet.

If you're especially lucky, perhaps I'll rescue you from your world's annihilation and keep you chained up on my spaceship until I tire of you.

Did we catch her monologue-ing?
 
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