Things a Dom should never say to her sub... or his sub.

[Betticus]

Since the things a sub should never say to her dom thread is so humorous I thought it would be fun to play devils advocate.

Also, how the heck did I get over 12k posts?

p.s. the cat is still resisting my superdomness. I just gave her my alpha dom eyebrow of power look and she ignored me and went to sleep.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Hooray! I'll start though these will be more difficult than their counterpart...

I know I said you couldn't cum today, but I'm just a softie when it comes to these things.

ETA:
And in order to Dom your cat, you must first learn to speak cat! They have zero regard for human language, facial or body expressions

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Since the things a sub should never say to her dom thread is so humorous I thought it would be fun to play devils advocate.

"If I've told you once, I've told you twice...."

Also, how the heck did I get over 12k posts?
My new goal~! for the New Year!

p.s. the cat is still resisting my superdomness. I just gave her my alpha dom eyebrow of power look and she ignored me and went to sleep.

Sorry Betticus, but when your pussy ignores your "alpha dom eyebrow," you have a problem on your hands. Deal with it swiftly and firmly~!

 

[Betticus]

Sorry Betticus, but when your pussy ignores your "alpha dom eyebrow," you have a problem on your hands. Deal with it swiftly and firmly~!

It might be my fault for giving her catnip.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It might be my fault for giving her catnip.

Another thing a sub should never say to his/her Dom/Domme!

 

[graceanne]

Things a Dom should never say to his/her sub.

Oops!

 

[midwestyankee]

This won't hurt a bit.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

This won't hurt a bit.

Hah! Ok, that one cracked me up...

How about...
Don't worry! I've had a vasectomy.

 

[desertslave]

Don't lie (of course this applies to subs, too). Sidestepping for play or some such doesn't count, but don't lie in your relationship. A relationship so strongly dependent on trust should have no room for lies.

 

[Betticus]

Another thing a sub should never say to his/her Dom/Domme!

What??? This can't be. Just because I feed her, give her water, scoop the litterbox, bathe her, clip her nails, pet and rub her belly...

Sunuvabitch!!!! Does the cruel, twisted evil that is cat never end? She's bottom topping from the side or something.

I must consult the oracle upon this matter.

*bakes cookies* *waits*

 

[graceanne]

*sniffs*

Cookies?

 

[Betticus]

Works every time!!!

 

[graceanne]

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I also smell a trap. I'm going to stay over here until I know WHY you're making cookies.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

"Look it's a chocolate chip cookie scented candle! Doesn't it smell so REAL?! SURPRISE!!!!"

 

[graceanne]

"Look it's a chocolate chip cookie scented candle! Doesn't it smell so REAL?! SURPRISE!!!!"

Or a boobie trap. Like one of those you see in scoobie doo where you fall through a hole into a cage.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Or a boobie trap. Like one of those you see in scoobie doo where you fall through a hole into a cage.

Dang those boobie traps. I am still waiting on an explanation as to why you would go to all the effort of setting a trap and only want to catch one.

 

[Erochic]

Hooray! I'll start though these will be more difficult than their counterpart...

I know I said you couldn't cum today, but I'm just a softie when it comes to these things.

Haha... I knew I wasn't a good Domme ... I think I might have said that yesterday.

Though that was after I interrupted play when I was well satisfied but he wasn't , so he could go make me lunch

And in order to Dom your cat, you must first learn to speak cat! They have zero regard for human language, facial or body expressions

That one I've got .
I'm the only one who can Domme our cat. I hiss at her
Now she just sees me looking at her and she stops what she was thinking of doing.

 

[graceanne]

Dang those boobie traps. I am still waiting on an explanation as to why you would go to all the effort of setting a trap and only want to catch one.

I know! All they ever seem to catch is a cookie monster! They should be called cookie traps.

 

[straypuss]

Listen miss smarty pants you try being the one in charge for once.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

"BOHICA"....Bend Over Here It Comes Again!!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What??? This can't be. Just because I feed her, give her water, scoop the litterbox, bathe her, clip her nails, pet and rub her belly...

This thread is what a sub should never say to their Dom/Domme, not the other way around! Your statement belongs on that other thread.

Sunuvabitch!!!! Does the cruel, twisted evil that is cat never end? She's bottom topping from the side or something.

Well, at least she is creative. I don't think it counts as "topping" if it's done from the side or something!

I must consult the oracle upon this matter.
Another thing a sub should never say....after all the Dom/Domme is the "oracle"!!

*bakes cookies* *waits*

What kind of cookies did you bake? (also probably not a good question for a sub to ask his Domme)

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

After giving this some thought, I'm not sure there is a right or wrong thing to say to ones sandwich. Though, good judgement should be used if the sub were to answer I suppose.

 

[midwestyankee]

After giving this some thought, I'm not sure there is a right or wrong thing to say to ones sandwich. Though, good judgement should be used if the sub were to answer I suppose.

Who slathered on the goddamed mayonnaise! I'm a twue sub and I insist on Miracle Whip!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Who slathered on the goddamed mayonnaise! I'm a twue sub and I insist on Miracle Whip!

I think this is more what they would call a topping issue, don't you think?

 

[midwestyankee]

I think this is more what they would call a topping issue, don't you think?

Touché.