How big's your cock?

[duranman]

Full on. Let's be candid, no bollocks...

 

[unregistered]

 

[duranman]

I don't even have one!

*cries*

Oh, ok. Fancy a shag then?...

 

[chillywilly2]

At -25C, I can barely find it

 

[richard_daily]

If you're asking, mine is probably bigger than yours.

 

[Adre]

Sorry, I oppose screen stretching.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm keeping my bollocks, thankyouverymuch.

 

[unregistered]

 

[duranman]

Nah. Thanks, though. I think...

You'd shag me...

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

cubic centimeter's
cubic inches

or cubic meters?

 

[Que]

It's a big, tough old cock. Perfect for this:

 

[Aquagal]

It's best to measure from your asshole.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's best to measure from your asshole.

But there's plenty of assholes around here. Why can't I measure from them instead?

 

[Aquagal]

But there's plenty of assholes around here. Why can't I measure from them instead?

I'd like to see you measure your cock from their asshole.

D'oh! We might have some man o man over here!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd like to see you measure your cock from their asshole.

D'oh! We might have some man o man over here!

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/always-sunny-homeless-sex-boardwalk.gif

 

[Aquagal]

Ahahaaaa what show is that?

LOL Homeless man o man need some lovin' too.

 

[HTerrenceN08]

It's best to measure from your asshole.

Well technically speaking a lot of your weiner really ISN'T seen outside bwahaha. Enlargement surgery breaks the pubic bone or part of it to let it loose so to speak (not for me TYVM).

 

[Aquagal]

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/always-sunny-homeless-sex-boardwalk.gif

Thanks a lot, Zumi. I just read a lengthy article last night following a cop around L.A.'s Skid Row, now I can't think of much else being dirtier than homeless man anal sex.

*shudders

Well technically speaking a lot of your weiner really ISN'T seen outside bwahaha. Enlargement surgery breaks the pubic bone or part of it to let it loose so to speak (not for me TYVM).

Thankfully a lot of mine isn't showing.

 

[jomar]

It would break the Internet. Duh.

 

[Mike_Yates]

About the 6" average.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

At -25C, I can barely find it

Ditto. Mine tucked itself back inside my torso to keep my balls company while they waited out the frigid weather.

Another thing that sucked...when I went to my car this morning, not only were the outside of my windows frozen up, but the insides as well.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Thanks a lot, Zumi. I just read a lengthy article last night following a cop around L.A.'s Skid Row, now I can't think of much else being dirtier than homeless man anal sex.

*shudders



Thankfully a lot of mine isn't showing.

I think this may top that:

http://www.holytaco.com/alfs-dad-loves-gay-sex-and-crack/

 

[parodyluvr75]

6'5 but he's rather slim, can't be over 200lbs.

 

[1HF]

If you're asking, mine is probably bigger than yours.

Pics please.

I don't even have one!

*cries*

Me either *sobs* we must have gotten skipped when they were handing them out.

 

[bigbrother1111]

I got 6 inches of screaming thunder for the first lady to like this post. Oh wait this isn't facebook. Nevermind.